Latest Posts by 50shades-of-truth - Page 2

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me, a gay: LMAO GUDHSHSJSH IM WHEHZIZNGN

my friend, straight: what does “GUDHSHSJSH” and “WHEHZIZNGN” mean?

me:

!!!!!

ATTENTION MALE SPECIES!

If you need to affix the prefix “man” before the words bun, braid, plait, or any other hairstyle for whatever reason then you don’t deserve to rock the style. Please understand that these styles in their purest form have been around for gods know how long and rocked by everything from male warriors to queens and everything in between. Therefore, there is no need to place a gender specific term on it as though you are doing anything differently because you’re a male!

Thanks,

Me.

When straight girls complain about how hard it is to find someone to date I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

Sagittarius: You’re blocking the view.

Leo: I am the view.

a very scared abandoned dog was saved off of the streets and regained her happiness

via @crankdatholly

Y'all too much!😂😂😂😂👏🏾

I can’t stand him! He’s glowing.😗

Same!!

My "stay in bed all day" game too strong

Someone: I’d love to read some of your writing some time

Me, who never gets anything finished:

YEAH if you’re LGBTQIAP+ you’re AMAZING and i love you

the most valid person ever no matter what because if you feel it, you feel it!!

Proud Family / Culture Shock (S03E03)

ATTENTION MALE SPECIES!

If you need to affix the prefix “man” before the words bun, braid, plait, or any other hairstyle for whatever reason then you don’t deserve to rock the style. Please understand that these styles in their purest form have been around for gods know how long and rocked by everything from male warriors to queens and everything in between. Therefore, there is no need to place a gender specific term on it as though you are doing anything differently because you’re a male!

Thanks,

Me.

do you ever want to check up on someone but it’s just not ur place anymore

Where the hell has this man been!!?👏🏾👏🏾👌🏾

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

talking to someone with an open mind is like seriously my favorite things because there’s never an end to what you can talk about and learn

Have you ever been at a point where you questioned every choice you made that led you to doing something that ridiculous?

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (…)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

“Yes.”

This is so, so important you guys.

Stahp!!😂😂😂😂

me at gay conversion camp 

Stahp!😂😂😂😂

When you test your mom’s crazy threats and she not playing 😳 #KnockedMeBackInTimeFr

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

I think I just died.🙈👀❤

anyway!!!! allow me to present michael ealy as clark kent:

he’s got the baby blues:

he’s got the great smile:

he’s a dork:

here he is in glasses:

pls imagine this face directed at lois lane:

and this one:

he can do serious too:

look at him:

these gifs:

and finally:

michael ealy as clark kent 2k17

the heterosexuals™ getting worked up over tv shows having “too many gay characters and couples nowadays” is so funny to me, like bye y’all are literally everywhere, I think you can survive that 1.5 gay character per tv show lmao

😂😂😂

friend: you need to watch this

me: naw

friend: its got the gay shit

me : 

Straight privilege.

You know, I was sitting in class last week listening to one of my teacher relay a funny story to us about her husband. And I thought about how often all of my other teachers will talk about their husbands or say “My husband did this, I went there with my husband” and so forth. Hell, in my Lang class my teacher regularly relates experiences of her and her husband’s to whatever piece we’re studying to help us analyze. And today I listened to a sub talk about how excited she was for her wedding, how great her fiance is, and the house they have. 

It’s just a small example of straight privilege to be able to talk about those things. Not just in the classroom, but in other professional settings too. If a queer teacher one day said “My partner and I….”; or a male teacher “My husband and I…” there would be obvious discomfort and that teacher would be accussed of “shoving their lifestyle down the students’ throats”. But because straight teachers do it all the time no one thinks of it.

Don’t get me wrong. I like it when teachers open up about their personal lives because I think that it’s possible to learn better and be more involved in class when you have a more personal connection with your teacher. But now I can’t help but think what an incredible privilege it is to be able to casually say to your students/co-workers/etc “My wife and I had the most hectic weekend” and have no one think twice about it.

What is gay privilege?

This is so me it hurts.

unnecessary hetereosexual romances in every tv show 

When you’re cleaning the house and your back starts to hurt-