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We love a short (approximately 2 inch tall) king

Me: I mean I just told you I have a family history of autoimmune disorders and joint problems, don’t you think we should at least look into—

Dr: You know what else you have a family history of?

Me: …………….dude I swear to god—

Dr:

💖💕Mental Illness💕💖

Me: Yeah so I’ve been having horrible joint pain, muscle weakness, and fatigue for the past several years that’s worsened dramatically in the last 2 months.

Dr: Hmmm…. Fatigue, you say? Do you happen to have any…… mental health issues??

Me: …..I mean I have an anxiety disorder, but I really doubt that—

Dr: That’s the reason, that’s why you’re fatigued. It is your ✨mental illness✨

Me: Okay but I’ve had anxiety since I was a kid and the fatigue is a recent issue, so—

Dr: So sorry to hear about how ✨MENTALLY ILL✨ you are and how it is causing literally ALL of your health issues😢☹️

Me: But my anxiety is way better than it used to be, plus like I said I’m having joint pain as well I really don’t see how that could be caused by—

Dr:

✨💫Mentally Ill✨💫

Me: Yeah so I’ve been having horrible joint pain, muscle weakness, and fatigue for the past several years that’s worsened dramatically in the last 2 months.

Dr: Hmmm…. Fatigue, you say? Do you happen to have any…… mental health issues??

Me: …..I mean I have an anxiety disorder, but I really doubt that—

Dr: That’s the reason, that’s why you’re fatigued. It is your ✨mental illness✨

Me: Okay but I’ve had anxiety since I was a kid and the fatigue is a recent issue, so—

Dr: So sorry to hear about how ✨MENTALLY ILL✨ you are and how it is causing literally ALL of your health issues😢☹️

Me: But my anxiety is way better than it used to be, plus like I said I’m having joint pain as well I really don’t see how that could be caused by—

Dr:

✨💫Mentally Ill✨💫

Health anxiety sucks because

You know what I changed my mind I’m not elaborating. Health anxiety sucks. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

God I love Donna Noble, the one true GirlBoss™️

so much tv and yet nothing else will top "I just want a mate" "you just want to mate?!?!" exchange from doctor who

Another mouse except I ✨don’t like✨ this one

Me: I am mentally and physically disabled and therefore am not capable of working as much or as hard as most people. I need to remember this and not push myself too hard.

My body after a long day: *collapses from physical and emotional exhaustion after I’ve pushed myself too hard*

Me: 😲????? Who could have foreseen this😲😲😲😲?????

I’ve drawn so many mice lately, get ready for the mouse takeover

This one has a bowtie :)

Things are lookin up

Ok WIP time I need some help, which of these hairstyles feels the most “the loch ness monster as a dating sim protag”

Fuck you

*strips down your frogman*

There are not enough sexy drawings of cryptids. Where is the Loveland Frogman with abs? Where is the Fresno Nightcrawler as a nervous little twink? Where is mothman’s dick???

See you all waited too long to draw frogman shirtless so I had to do it myself. And I went and made him trans. The Loveland Frogman is trans and slutty now forever, and it’s all because the rest of you didn’t draw his abs enough when you had the chance.

Really though I didn’t mean to make it this slutty. It just got away from me. He used to be totally shirtless, I thought adding the shirt would help, but it turns out it just made him sluttier.

There are not enough sexy drawings of cryptids. Where is the Loveland Frogman with abs? Where is the Fresno Nightcrawler as a nervous little twink? Where is mothman’s dick???

There are not enough sexy drawings of cryptids. Where is the Loveland Frogman with abs? Where is the Fresno Nightcrawler as a nervous little twink? Where is mothman’s dick???

LOOK AT THE CLOWN

LOOK AT HIM AND WEEP

This took me so long guys—

He think, he blink, he dink

New lil guy just dropped

Who do I talk to about like. NOT being disabled anymore.

Like it’s been very fun I’ve a had a lot of character growth blah blah blah but I’m getting tired of Feeling Bad All The Time™

Been makin floooooowers lately

Lil warmup today💕 I think I’ll name her…… Candy🥰 Or maybe Delulah? I’m not sure that’s a real name but like whatever.

She speaks✨✨✨

In my Toby Fox era where I get really into pixel art and start daydreaming about making my own video game

(Pretend you don’t see those random color swatches, I don’t feel like going in and erasing them)

Also I have yet to come up with a name for her so feel free to throw some at me👏👏

Hi I love her

She’s from Punch Punch Forever

GO WATCH IT👏

Hey tumblr why does this email make it seem like Ryan Gosling is fucking dead

In high school I had this like 7 hour long study playlist. It was like 99% lofi and instrumental stuff. But the VERY LAST song was “the rumbling” from attack on titan. Because I always listened to it on shuffle, and I liked the idea of future me being like 2 hours into writing an essay, jamming out to the stardew valley soundtrack, and then out of nowhere “RUMBLING, RUMBLING—“

The Substitute’s song from puppet history is in the top ten villain songs of all time, and that is a hill I will die on

@wearewatcher I am begging y’all, please put the puppet history soundtrack on Spotify. There are so many certified bangers from that series.

Hi hello hey I sent you an ask a a while back and I fear tumblr migh have eaten it. Apologies if you get this for the second time! But I saw your post about wanting to listen to Puppet History songs and I wanted to let you know that a lot of them are on soundcloud (with lyrics!!!)! I don't know why all the songs aren't there but most of them are!

Oh cool! Thank you, I will check them out there👍 Mainly I wish they were on Apple Music, because that’s where I listen to most stuff. So then one day I can be putting my music on shuffle and just get jump scared by the hippo vore song.

hey guys just letting you know that if youre generous with some of the wording and timing you can sing too many spirit's meatball story to the tune of welcome to the black parade. so. now you know

Y’ALL MY PARTNER AND I WENT TO AN ANTIQUE STORE TODAY AND LOOK

LOOK AT HER.

SHE’S SO SLAY

don't tempt me with a good time i could make it wordier

Do it coward

the grass is green the sky is blue except to me cause i wouldn't know i only see you

4/10 pickup line, the idea is there but the execution is too wordy.