Activationskill - Oc Blog

hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on

girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet

Well this bell could be tolling for anybody

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

(scary dom voice) call the restaurant, slut. im too shy

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

i love characters who can be killed but won't stay dead. my poor little cockroach <3

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out