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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I donโt smoke but life has been very smokable lately
commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling
Tch, you're pretty good. But once I've memorized your attack pattern, we're making out sloppy style
i don't care if monday's shit. tuesday wednesday suck my dick,
wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items
third cup of coffee lets give it up for third cup of coffee
"I had a wife but they took her in the divorce" is a Groucho Marx level joke. pure vaudeville. it's semantically perfect, blisteringly fast, and completely efficient. just an unbelievable stroke of genius which was apparently a complete accident. you could tell this joke onstage at any period in history between probably 1500 and now and get a genuine guffaw
Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot
chAAAinnnnn walletz. shirts wiv Jack ssSSkellingtin that. bBoney Boney! BOYYyh :D Hau would you like to see! ๐ a INNNNN ๐คค๐ฅตflux of customehrs *big breath* SOLELY due to the ssssUDDEN rrRRrRR(๐๐ฅต๐ฅต๐ซจ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐ ๐ซฆ)RApid SUc-- ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐คฏ๐ต-------cess ๐ฎโ๐จ Of. HAZZBEEN HOE-TELwe're!!!!!BACK !!!!!Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaallll the freaky little "๐ฒ๐๐๐๐" who smellllllike ๐ญ๐๐๐๐ Baaaaaaags Cummmm Trudging Thru our DOhwrs once more........... """ehdventure Tiiiiime""" ? eKhHhHN HN HMMM~~~ >:]]] ๐๐ฆน๐ปโโ๏ธ SPENNNNDINNNG TIIIIIME YOU SAUCY MINXXXXAH!
naming my son hugh which is actually short for hughbris
