Nii-san, Please Refrain From Such Boorish Behavior. I Am Attempting To Cultivate A Dark Academia Aesthetic

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

"I had a wife but they took her in the divorce" is a Groucho Marx level joke. pure vaudeville. it's semantically perfect, blisteringly fast, and completely efficient. just an unbelievable stroke of genius which was apparently a complete accident. you could tell this joke onstage at any period in history between probably 1500 and now and get a genuine guffaw

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

i love characters who can be killed but won't stay dead. my poor little cockroach <3

He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

hey. does anyone know what the fuck is going on