Blessed Be My Beautiful Baka Life ^_^

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

manhandling is so fun like sure u can put me over there i don’t mind

pls don’t match my freak, we will get arrested

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

sometimes a girl just needs to be a fish for a while and maybe kill a couple people y'know?

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into