Me To Women: Love Yourself! Love Your Body! You Look Amazing, Babe. Spectacular, Perfect, Stunning. So

Me to women: Love yourself! Love your body! You look amazing, babe. Spectacular, perfect, stunning. So sexy.

Me to clientele, and men in general: You hideous, fat pre-diabetic, sweaty fuck. Go hit the fucking gym. Don’t you dare speak to me again until you lose fifteen pounds of body fat, you bloated Oompa Loompa. My chiseled Greek God physique shivers at the mere acknowledgement of your worthless existence.

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4 years ago

use men - never let them use you

3 years ago

quite literally what’s the point in life if you’re not leaning into the absurdity and plasticity of it all and just having fun? why not take full advantage of your ability to create? why limit yourself to replicating dull shadows of those who did greater things than you? why base your selfhood on what you consumer rather than what you create? why be rigid and prescriptive when you have the capability to make new things explode into reality? you bore me

5 years ago

same but I do it on Fridays

Wish I had the cutthroat, capitalist ambition of a Russian oligarch but I volunteer on tuesdays

2 years ago

Always expect better than the best. Creativity and audacity is how you get it. The status quo (clinging to groups, needing reassurance) will make you work the rest of your life. Others are irrelevant. Oversaturation in a market does not matter. 

4 years ago

this is basically a summary of everything you need to do to level up

Essential Steps followed by the most successful courtesans:

She drastically improves her appearance.

She upgrades her knowledge of etiquette and manners and improves her social skills.

She changes her environment in order to increase the chances of meeting men with money.

She makes a conscious decision to stop associating herself with men of lesser means and inferior position.

She continues climbing no matter what, because settling is never an option.

From ‘How to Date Like a Courtesan’ by Celeste Mgboli

5 years ago

New sugar babies piss me off

I try and guide young girls away from putting themselves in situations to get raped or arrested and I get it thrown in my face

I learned all my lessons the hard way and it took me a long time to find a real sponsor. I just so happened to find him online but news flash anyone legit in the game lives and breathes this lifestyle and can get a man like that anywhere. You are all so fixated on SA and that’s where you will fail. And not to mention end up with some traumatic experiences

Screw off and unfollow me if you think my advice is bullshit. I was dumb and new at one point and I sure wish I listened to those girls that had been around the block a few times

1 year ago

“Discipline is getting up at six A.M. in Hollywood when you’d rather be in New York waking at eleven. Discipline, too, is learning something new and strange or refusing a second piece of cinnamon toast. Discipline is not putting things off until tomorrow. If today is for buying spring clothes, you buy them. If now is the time to take singing lessons, you take them now, not next year. Next year you can take singing lessons, too, but they are next year’s lessons. There’s a time for everything.”

— Grace Kelly on self-discipline (Photoplay - February 1955)

1 year ago

starting the day by going to the gym and making the stairmaster my bitch

1 year ago

women at my gym in their 40s and 50s that are in better shape than most 20-somethings are my workout motivation

4 years ago

Most people already know what they need to do in order to reach their goals and be successful. Putting the work in and staying consistent is the part where most of them fail and so they never reach their full potential. It´s okay if things don´t go perfect but the key is to keep going. Don´t give up and don´t let temporary emotions or laziness get in the way of your success.   You know what you need to do... now do it.

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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