Latest Posts by amongpresidents - Page 10
well shoot me in the ribs and call me alexander hamilton
The Laurens Interlude
Eliza: Alexander, there's a letter for you from South Carolina.
Alexander: It's from John Laurens, I'll read it later.
Me:
Eliza:
Me: *ugly sobbing* NO IT'S NOT!!!
Eliza: *in song* *slightly calmer* No, it's not.
Like this 🍆
Laurens: I've seen wonders great and small
Hamilton: *in thoughts* like this dick 😏
@The World
The World: Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now.
Also The World: *is running rampant with clowns and crazy politicians*
Hamilton Characters as dril Tweets
Hamilton: THis is not a "Meltdown". Its a normal opinion
Burr: my entire face turns purple as i try to enjoy my cup of monday coffee while all my coworkers rush into my office to watch me fail once again
Washington: blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
Jefferson: Your "I Love TD Bank" Car Decal Fucking Sucks
Eliza: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
Laurens: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"
Lafayette: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
Mulligan: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
Madison: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
Angelica: i just want to find the optimal bra for sniper operations, but everyone here is so rude, and pieces of shit
Maria: the essential, Male Ass
King George III: i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad" "its ineffective" fuck off
Madison: Thomas, we are engaged-
Thomas: Oh my god, we are? This is so exciting! Okay so for the wedding I was thinking-
Madison: In a battle for our nation's very soul.
Thomas: Ah, less exciting
I will always refer to cast members from Hamilton as my babies. More importantly, I will call Christopher Jackson, Anthony Ramos, and Phillips Soo my babies.
Me in History Class
Teacher: Does anyone know who wrote the federalist papers?
Me: *flopping on desk*
Teacher: ...
Me: John Jay got sick after writing 5, James Madison wrote 29, HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!
Me in History Class
Teacher: Does anyone know who wrote the federalist papers?
Me: *flopping on desk*
Teacher: ...
Me: John Jay got sick after writing 5, James Madison wrote 29, HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!
:')
Hamilton: look at my son :) Hamilton: I mean he kinda looks like laurens Hamilton, trying not to cry: Isnt that wierd,,, hah
Awww, that's so cute!!!
The Election of 1800
Madison: He’s very attractive-
Jefferson: A-are you saying you think Burr is hotter than me?!
Madison, patting his back: no hunny <3
Might show this to my dad 😂😂😂
The Hamilton Prayer
Our Founding Father, which art in heaven,
Forever sung be thy Name.
Thy letters come.
Thy debt plan be done on earth,
As it was in the 1700s.
Give us this day our daily pamphlet.
And forgive us of our unintelligence,
As we forgive those that are unintelligent towards us.
Lead us not into the Reynolds home,
And deliver us from the room where it happens.
For the 10 dollar bill,
The power, and the story is yours.
Now and forever,
Amen.
Ooooh, Daddy's mad. 😂😂😂
