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Lin-Manuel Miranda on Saturday Night Live

Hercules: You know, statistically one in every ten people is gay. That means someone in our group of friends is gay, and we might not even know it!

John: I hope it’s Alexander. He’s really cute.

Angelica: I do have feelings for you.

Jefferson: You do?

Angelica: Yes, I feel that you’re a little annoying.

Jefferson: Look, Hamilton. I want to apologize for everything I said. For what it’s worth, I really like having you around.

Hamilton: No you don’t.

Jefferson: I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.

Girl: What an ass!

Jefferson: Oh thank you

Jefferson to an unimpressed Madison: I know she probably meant that I was an ass but you know you just gotta take what you get

Lafayette: Alex, are you gay?

Alex: Bi, Lafayette

Lafayette: oh, sorry, touchy subject. I’ll leave you alone then.

After the Reynolds Pamphlet

Alexander: Hey, if you're staying with us, could you at least take out the trash?

Angelica: Yeah sure, where do you want to go?

Okay. I’m going to picture Jefferson without his personality. Whoa, Jefferson might be hot

Alexander Hamilton  (via incorrectquotesfromhamilton)

Washington: Sometimes I question your sense of judgement.

Alex: And sometimes I question my sexuality.

Washington: What?

Alex: What?

Alex: I'm not going to lie, I'm a screamer

Alex: Not even sexually, just life in general

My (non inclusive) Top Moments In Early American History

- George Washington naming his dogs shit like Sweet Lips

- Aaron Burr lighting himself on fire while trying to light a candle with a gun

- America ever winning in the revolution because we were a fucking mess

- Alexander Hamilton hiding behind Henry Knox at Yorktown when a shell burst near the tent

- Congress not finding John Adams a home in New York, forcing him to live with John Jay for like two months

- Lafayette not noticing he got shot in the leg

- John Adams taking the job of presiding over the senate seriously

- Abigail Motherfucking Adams

- Thomas Jefferson breaking his wrist trying to impress a girl

- The Hamilton family basically having three names that they rotated between kids

- Jefferson inviting Madison to come live with him at Monticello and Madison responding by basically saying he needed a year to think about it and never broaching the subject again

- Literally nobody knowing shit about Monroe

- Hamilton making a bet that he would buy dinner for a dozen delegates at the Constitutional Convention if Gouverneur Morris went up and clapped Washington on the back, which he did, and was subsequently given a glare that made him want to sink into the floor

- Washington actually cutting down two cherry trees

- Admiral de Grasse calling Washington “mon cher petit général”

- Aaron Burr trying to annex Texas and being tried for treason

- the Merry Affair

- Thomas Jefferson procrastinating in calling in Virginia militia, which forced him to flee Richmond when Benedict Arnold swept the capital

- “One hundred and eighty miles in three days and a half. It does admirable credit to the activity of a man at his time of life.” - Alexander Hamilton talking about Horatio Gates abandoning his army at Camden

- Baron Von Stueben showing up at Valley Forge with an Italian greyhound and his gaggle of little French boyfriends

- Baron Von Stueben cussing out the soldiers in French, leaving Hamilton and Laurens to translate

- Baron Von Steuben

- Jefferson being given a 1000 pound wheel of cheese, which no “federalist cows” were allowed to contribute to

Peggy: I like my man like I like my coffee

Eliza: I thought you didn't like coffee?

Peggy: *sliding sunglasses up her nose* Exactly

Madison: When you do something generous you can’t want anything in return.

Jefferson: then what's the point?

Just before the Charles Lee Duel

General Lee: Alright, can we just address the elephant in the room here. I know this is weird. Mistakes were made…

Hamilton and Laurens: By you.

General Lee: … and people got hurt.

Hamilton and Laurens: By you.

Alexander Hamilton was so thoughtful when giving gifts. For example, he knew that Eliza liked orphans, so he gave her seven of them as an early birthday present. What a man. 

Hercules: Why is Alex on the rooftop?

Lafayette: He likes to be tall.

Alex: I can and I will

Burr: You can, but you shouldn't

Hamilton: There’s three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Alexander Hamilton way!

Burr: Isn’t that the wrong way?

Hamilton: Yeah, but faster!

This is probably my favorite paragraph I’ve ever read.

Washington: Alexander why do you have a bunch of small purple bruises on your neck and collarbone?

Alex: Uhhhhhh...they're kisses from the universe

John: I'm the universe

Washington: Hamilton did you take out the trash?

Hamilton: I tried but Jefferson is still here

[At The mall]

Burr: Excuse me? I lost my friend Alexander. Can I please make an announcement?

Random Employee: Of course.

Burr: [leans in to mic] Goodbye you little shit.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °  ) well iii heard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  ) you got a special someone on the side burr

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  )  what’re you tryna hide burr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  )

Jefferson: When you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp-

Madison: *holding up 8 of hearts* Is this your card?

Jefferson: *softly* Holy shit.

Hamilton: Every Song Summarized

Alexander Hamilton: It's ye home boi Alex

Aaron Burr, Sir: Two college men walk into a bar with three drunkards, and-

My Shot: Do you ever just want to overthrow a government (Featuring Alexander having an existential crisis)

The Story Of Tonight: Painful foreshadowing coming from Laurens

The Schuyler Sisters: its ye home gals angellica eliza AND PEGGY

Farmers Refuted: It's Time For Alexander's Opinion

You'll Be Back: I cannot fucking believe King George III is a yandere

Right Hand Man: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline

A Winters Ball: RELIABLE WITH THE *LADIES*

Helpless: Ye gal Eliza falls for ye boi Alex

Satisfied: Angelica has emotional issues and I want to help her

The Story Of Tonight Reprise: SPIT A VERSE, BURR

Wait For It: Burr spits a verse (Sort of)

Stay Alive: Charles Lee shows up and Laurens is like "We should shoot that guy"

Ten Duel Commandments: Laurens shoots that guy

Meet Me Inside: Alexander gets grounded

That Would Be Enough: HEARTBREAK.

Guns and Ships: L A F A Y E T T E

History Has It's Eyes On You: Don't fuck up because history is always watching

Yorktown: Alexander and Lafayette overthrow a government

What Comes Next?: King George is still a yandere but now he's a Bitter Yandere

Dear Theodosia: THE DAD SONG

Non-Stop: Burr wonders why and how Alexander does things

What'd I Miss: Jeffy boi is done getting high in France and now he's back to get high in America

Cabinet Battle #1: Political debate turns into a rap battle

Take A Break: Alexander says "No" 500000 times

Say No To This: Alexander forgets how to say "No" 500000 times

The Room Where It Happens: Burr needs to call the rejection hotline again

Schuyler Defeated: Alexander throws away Burr's friendship bracelet

Cabinet Battle #2: you must be out oF YOUR GODDAMN MIND-

Washington On Your Side: MOTHERFUCKING SOUTHERN DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS

One Last Time: Washington is resigning and Alexander has abandonment issues

I Know Him: JESUS CHRIST THIS WILL BE FUN!!!~

The Adams Administration: Hamilton fucking obliterates John Adams

We Know: Jefferson, Burr, and Madison become the TMZ of the 1700-1800s

Hurricane: Alexander decides to #expose himself

The Reynolds Pamphlet: Alexander probably regrets deciding to #expose himself

Burn: ELIZA DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS

Blow Us All Away: Alexander encourages his son to get in a gun fight and is shocked when he gets shot

Stay Alive Reprise: CRUSHING DEPRESSION

It's Quiet Uptown: EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION

The Election of 1800: Jefferson is tired of drama and he just wants politics

Your Obedient Servant: "Fucking fight me, Alex." ~Burr

Best of Wives and Best of Women: WOW EVEN MORE CRUSHING DEPRESSION

The World Was Wide Enough: "Talk shit get hit." ~Burr

Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story: I'M CRYING OVER A FOUNDING FATHER.

in their eyes i see you alexander, i see you every time the children don’t listen to something really simple i ask of them

Are you related to alexander hamilton

he’s my dad

im erasing myself from the narrative im erasing myself from the im erasing myself from im erasing myself im erasing im im going im going to im going to murder im going to murder alexander

Me: *can rap Guns and Ships flawlessly*

Also me: *fucks up lil Phillip’s rap-poetry thing*