Washington On Your Side might not seem like the most obvious hype song but lemme tell you when that “SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS” hits I’m ready to kill a man in a duel at dawn in Weehawken
rip vine
when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in
they were that bad
Burr: Someone narced! We gotta get rid of our stash!
Hamilton: I am not throwing away my pot.
Laurens: This small bed is falling apart. You should put it outside.
Hamilton: I am not throwing away my cot.
Mulligan: All of these ropes have become one tangled mass.
Hamilton: I am not throwing away my knot.
Matching lock screens for you and your favorite Hamilton bestie.
Just. Beautiful...
“Intelligent eyes in a hunger pang frame”
“But when I fantasize at night it’s Alexander’s eyes”
“At least I keep his eyes in my life”
Reasons why I, a college student, am very similar to Secretary of Treasury Alexander Hamilton:
I would also like to fight the entire republican party
I am very cute but also very angry
Will probably die because I talk to much
I too have a greek chorus that screams “no” at me whenever I make a decision
I speak french
I am also in love with Eliza Schuyler
alexander hamilton texting aaron burr at 4 am: BURR DO YOU THINK MY CHILDREN WILL BE SLUTS I MEAN I AM A SLUT SO IS IT LIKE…..GENETIC???? IS IT RECESSIVE OR DOMINANT. WILL MY DAUGHTERS ENSLAVE AND TORMENT MEN, BURR
aaron burr responding at 10 am the next day: shut the fuck up oh my god
Tell your president if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him.
Alexander Hamilton, about John Adams (via incorrect-hamilton-quotes)
Don't insult my dad like that!!!
Please watch this 3 second clip from an actual George Washington documentary.
Burr: He started workin’, twerkin’ for his late mother’s landlord…
Hamilton:
Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now…
sashahutchings: King George III’s thoughts on #brexit… (video)
favorite hamilton songs (feat oliverquecn): part one
a happy ham fam
Dark times all around but there are still people out there who love you
Do not hurt yourself, do not hurt others, get help, talk to someone, anyone. Humanity has survived before and we can do it now if we all just support each other. My country and my people let me down and endangered my life but there’s nothing I or anyone else can do about that so let’s try to spread the love that is so clearly lacking.
Washington: Hamilton, how is your apology to Jefferson coming?
Hamilton: I’ve been working on a letter to send him.
Washington: Yes. I saw a draft of it on your desk.
Hamilton: What did you think?
Washington: It was so horrifying I had to destroy the whole pad.
this is my friend’s kitten Noodles and he’s extremely cute and fluffy but he’s also very evil and WILL bite you
Washington: What have I told you about comparing Jefferson to the devil?
Hamilton: That it's offensive to the devil?
Alexander Hammerpants. My name is Alexander Hammerpants. And there's a million ways that I can dance. I'm too legit. Too legit...
I was searching for a picture of Queen Elizabeth II with her corgis but I found this and I just think it’s the best
Jefferson: please no one wants to see your legs
Hamilton: you keep it up and for every insult I’m gonna roll up my pant legs and by the end of this encounter I’ll be wearing booty shorts
Hamilton: Eliza, I don't have a dollar to my name, an acre of land, a troop to command...
*pauses to glare at Washington*
I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Hamilton.
Thomas Jefferson, probably (via incorrectquotesfromhamilton)