This Is The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In Any Review Ever

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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quick guys type my username

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so i just read the second chapter of the giyushino lowkey married au by buriko on ao3

i kid you not i think i’m supposed to feel touched and i truly am but the heartburn bit that popped up like two times killed me instantly. i think another way the ending could’ve went (in a much more dramatic way) would be like:

chapter 2 epilogue:

shinobu: well, that was something. my smile feels a lot lighter now.

heart: wow that was nice, lemme just- (*cue romantic bgm*) skip a beat~ (*romantic bgm gets louder*)

shinobu: *oh…i….*(*romantic bgm slowly builds up until-*)

shinobu: oh i think i have tachycardia (ps: bear with me i think this was an actually pretty recently discovered illness back then but feel free to correct me) i have to do something i think i have- (*romantic bgm slowly turns into a train of mixed up medicinal jargon that nobody but shinobu will never comprehend*)

giyu: (*in the distance*) wow is she okay or smth

@demonslayedher you might never see this but your fic is going along great soo keep it up i love your work (like your other fics and aus) and your tumblr :)

Repeat after me: I draw so good. Not everything needs to be a banger. I'm not a content machine I'm a person who makes art and art takes time. Inspiration comes in waves and when it recedes that's when I should let myself rest

when your first follower is the slender man. yes. they are just as white and tall.

Emergency: Help Evacuate My Family From GAZA WAR!

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Our family, the Dohan family, is suffering under painful and difficult circumstances in Gaza. Father Moatasem bears the burden of war every day alongside his son Youssef, while Nada and Nouran suffer from severe food shortages and contaminated water, which has led to many health problems due to environmental pollution. 🌍💔Mother Iman, who is in Egypt, devotes her effort to caring for her daughter, Nour, who was seriously injured as a result of the bombing that destroyed their house. 🏥🚨 Unfortunately, we have no other way to get help except through a GoFundMe donation campaign. With hearts full of hope, we appeal to you to support us in creating this campaign to provide treatment for Nour and purchase basic food commodities. Any donation, no matter how small, can make a big difference in the life of this affected family. 🍉🙏

And this is the shape of our house in which we spent our lives and childhood and everything was beautiful after the occupation destroyed it overnight. Our house is gone and everything beautiful is gone with it. We are now without a shelter to shelter us. This is our situation now. ⛺

We now need to raise 20.000$ so that my family and I can escape from this danger that surrounds us to a safe area. 💲🗳

We need your support by donating to us or publishing widely. I want to compensate my family for the fear and terror they were exposed to and to escape from here with minimal damage before it is too late. 🤕🙏🏻

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genuinely curious what is france like

or french people idk

Israelis are not the victim.

They took down Palestine’s flag and then it all started.

This much the Palestinian flag hurts them. Where is the justice?

Look what's happening in Amsterdam,Netherlands

Maccabi Tel Aviv fans sing their genocide song under police protection in Amsterdam. The song they sing includes a part that says, "There are no schools in Gaza because there are no children left."

Help my family survive the genocide.

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The improvement is crazy im liking it😜