I Actually Enjoy Celebs Being Here. You Only Thrive If You Don't Try.

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if steve and robin are mlm wlw solidarity, mike and max are mlm wlw hostility

Cackling.

In case the original goes away:

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Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)

Please.

Folks, seriously.

PLEASE.

Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.

URGING you to consider firework alternatives:

- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky

- dropping a stack of large books on the floor

- wrapping a toga around a candle

- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos

So, I realized I was bi before reading Percy Jackson, but never told anyone. I got the courage to tell my friends because of Nico, so, yeah.

rb with the percy jackson moment that made you realize you were queer

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

The thing i love about slovak (and other slavic languages) is how they already have the "(derogatory)" and "(affectionate)" function already built in. Example:

Had - snake

Hadík - snake (affectionate)

Hadisko - snake (derogatory)

Like yes!!!!! Amazing function thank you!!!!

(these thing refer to size also, but it depends on the context imo)

A moment of light during the siege

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

me logging in to tumblr dot com posting incomprehensible shit, reblogging fifteen irrelevant gifsets and liking my mutuals vent posts then logging off