Asadmuppet - A Sad Muppet

The thing i love about slovak (and other slavic languages) is how they already have the "(derogatory)" and "(affectionate)" function already built in. Example:

Had - snake

Hadík - snake (affectionate)

Hadisko - snake (derogatory)

Like yes!!!!! Amazing function thank you!!!!

(these thing refer to size also, but it depends on the context imo)

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

me logging in to tumblr dot com posting incomprehensible shit, reblogging fifteen irrelevant gifsets and liking my mutuals vent posts then logging off

Brndfuvt cinberbwtvh

Bimbldun xinflbaeth

Good for him

A moment of light during the siege