Latest Posts by ascending-to-godhood - Page 3

you can't do this to me I'm bedridden right now

tony notices peter likes doodling things in his notes when he's bored.

often a lot of spideys and iron men, or even tony himself with cool sunglasses.

then, when peter leaves his notebook wide open, tony happens to find a doodle depicting him chatting with someone else. someone who has a little halo above his head...

"would they be friends?" peter wrote.

tony smiles sadly.

he likes to think he'd be good friends with ben parker.

This time I know you're talking to the person behind me

you are so pretty

thank you for being so pretty

"Oh are you sure you want to post without tags it'll be hard for people to find you" The hand of God will deliver my post to people.

I wish I could be badass but I get scared at check out

why must you hurt me

Tony, a professor after the snap, who really enjoys sneaking mentions of avengers inside jokes into his lectures, knowing damn well none of his students will notice because they don’t know the team.

Peter parker, post-spell. enrolling in tony’s class out of a sheer need for a familiar face. and finding out just how much tony actually cares for his teammates as he weaves inside jokes and mentions of them into his lectures. Tony doesn’t know peter. Tony doesn’t know peter notices. But peter does, and it stings that tony never once mentions him in the lectures

Is this girl math?

why does everything gotta cost $20

Tony's right! Peter isn't ascending to godhood! I am!

@spiderman-is-me

I'M NEURODIVERGENT TOO I KNOW THINGS PETER'S AUTISTIC AND DOESN'T LIKE IT TONY'S AUTISTIC AND WEARS IT LIKE A BADGE OF HONOR

Tony goes on educational kids shoes (Elmo, Sid the science kid, Bill Nye, Odd squad, Wild Kratts, Magic School Bus, School house rock, little Einsteins, Octonauts, Mister Roger's neighborhood, blues clues, you name it (probably Bluey or stuff that's rarely educational because he wanted to know why people of so many ages love it) as real or animated version of himself and given them all enough money to run for decades to come, and teaches them about one of like three things

autism (probably like Elmo or Bluey, stuff like that (top priority))

or whatever else

Peter watches said kids shows just to see Tony

Irondad Prompt #226:

Peter hides his stim toys when he enters Tony’s lab. His mentor can’t see him playing with a fidget cube. He’ll think he’s distracted or childish! Peter can’t have that!

Tony has a small box of stim toys he keeps in his lab. Stress balls, fidget spinners, Iron Man squishies he’s collected over the years. He has to fidget. Active hands equal an active mind.

So does every transmasc have back problems orrr

I wish Fish was me sometimes

please watch the owl house

Just a lil toasty it's fine

I’M A LITTLE BIT AFRAID TO PUT MY HAND IN THE OVEN EVEN WITH A OVEN MITT ON! IT’S VERY WARM IN THERE! LOL

sometimes I use words and I don't actually know if they exist but then find out that it's like old english and I sounded smart

I owe trans woman my soul. I was thinking about them and I was inspired

I owe trans men my life

because I actually have Dino nuggies and were having that instead

can I please get some chicken tenders and uhmgmm. french fries. and also , as much spicy ranch as you're allowed to give me

I'm crying why would you do this.

hey you reading this, you are gorgeous. I'm gonna need you to drink some water though. just because you're so gorgeous doesn't mean you can skip out on drinking water

Tres urber? 🍔🍔🍔

dink 🥤

I wove Wovie as a cg!!!

Caregiver Logan Howlett Stimboard!!

🐾 🍳 🌲 | 🐾 🍳 🌲 | 🐾 🍳 🌲

🌼 media: x-men

🐝 age appropriate? depends! it's rated PG13 due to violence but is quite a fun watch for most ages regardless. check any warnings and remember, it's always okay to turn something off if it isn't for you! <3

🍯 rqd by: @vampire-bat-baby

🌻 note: i love wolverine so much and anybody who requests him has amazing taste!!

wolverine head canons because i love him:

his go to nickname for you is 100% kid. even before he became your caregiver, he's whipping that name out on the regular

playing with and interacting with wild animals whenever it's possible. talking to a deer through the gates of the estate, petting a stray dog in a parking lot, making noises at cows as you drive past them

he does that thing where he stands in front of your seat and pats his leg and you have to raise your leg to rest it on his thigh so he can tie your shoes instead of kneeling down

learning everything you can about wolverines and logan has to tell you whether he shares certain traits with them, like an interview hehe

he diys your first ever paci because he refuses to ask for help and the beads randomly fall off until he eventually gives in and talks to the others about getting one

eggs are a go to food option when he's cooking - he makes a mean omelette

pointing at the hyenas at the zoo and going "papa!" and he just softly responds "not quite, kid."

My brain has like 20-1000 tabs open, there's music coming from at least 4 of them, I don't know which ones, reality is only one tab, and at least 5 of them I haven't used in like... A week.

It's name is Buddy because he looks like a dog my grampa used to own. His back also curved like that, and it had a small tail, he got run over and we had to bury him in the yard. Thanks for posting this I miss that dog : )

oh, so you like dogs? name one dog

this is the dog, you can name them :)

My mom called me her son

My friend gave me cheezits

My sister used my chosen name

(I'm a trans boy)

oh, so you're merry? you're joyous, and full of whimsy?? heh. then why don't you comment three delightful things that happened to you this past month. heh, I'll wait

Can someone make a mlm version? I need it for reasons-

goldfish yuri❤️

I had a stroke reading that but thanks I think

So many people in the world are cute and kind and wonderful and looking at this post and looking at this post and they're looking at this post right now they're reading this post

This is the 2025 thing right? Anyway, my friend (who is a furry) said your welcome

thank you furry community , thank you so much

When I woke up at exactly 3:01am I genuinely thought I didn't turn it my social studies assignment

SIT RIGHT DOWN AND STAY AWHILE

*teleports in your home then teleports out*

1,000,000,000,001 is divisible by twelve. Wank off.

100,000,001 is divisible by 17. Fuck you.

Would that help my back?

i want to be compressed into a 1 inch x 1 inch cube

THANK YOU FISH

through sheer force of will I'm having an excellent day today

My turn next?

through sheer force of will I'm having an excellent day today

UNCLE RICKKKKKK

oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.