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Your prettyx100

people should tell me I'm pretty at least 100 times a day I think

Nonbi tummy?

tgirl tummy

Stan Pines from Gravity Falls

Is a caregiver!

It's not my fault I dress like a five year old boy who likes trains

Can they be friends with these snakes too? I promise they don't bite.

i saw 2 bunnies hanging out last night

this is big

Tell me more I'm a tboy

tgirl tummy

Why does she act like my mom- like is this what she does when she "goes to work"

mother fish... I ate thirty vegan mini-marshmellows in under a minute... am I going to be okay?

hello,

it is very kind if you to think of me as a motherly figure, as a trans woman that makes me feel not only validated but also makes me feel genuinely seen as a helpful and calming presence

which is why I'm very sorry to report that You are not going to be okay and I am so sorry. you are not long for this world, when you eat 30 marshmallows back to back you explode. 25 is already enough to combust an average sized elephant. I am very sorry

Virus*

had a nightmare last night where I made a typo on a tumblr post

WHY DID THAT MAKE ME SCREM-

had a nightmare last night where I made a typo on a tumblr post

That's not nice >:(

sends my mind beams at you. (pos)

MY TURN NEXT?

I'm kicking dysphoria's ASS today. I feel GORGEOUS :)

What is it? You can't just say that and leave me hungry?

big day :)

Jokes on you. I feel somewhat tired actually.

I'm sending neutral vibes DIRECTLY to the person reading this. you should feel nothing

I remember watching bipper content. Not because I liked the ship but because it was weird and kept me satisfied. Now I look at billford content because it's funny af.

i am so, so glad that we as a society seem to have moved on from bipper to billford

When I say "I listen to everything" I don't mean "I know every song that was ever written" I mean "I WILL VIBE TO LITERALLY ANYTHING"

I hate the " testing people who say they listen to everything" trend. I don't even know if its around anymore because it keeps appearing on my fyp but nobody talks about it anymore

I hate the " testing people who say they listen to everything" trend. I don't even know if its around anymore because it keeps appearing on my fyp but nobody talks about it anymore

I feel I've reached my final form

I collect shiny things and my eyebags are really dark

I'm a raccoon.

... Fish... Double check that...

had a nightmare last night where I made a typo on a tumblr post

Sometimes I look at boys and think "dam, I wanna be a man" and realize I can, it'll just piss people off, then I remember I am and it pisses people off, then I remember I love pissing people off.

You get used to it, welcome to the volunteers, the world is quiet here.

Just finished A Series of Unfortunate Events for the first time and I am now VFD (Very Fucking Distraught)

Sorry, extra anger was added and I needed to reblog again, I'll just repeat myself with more anger: Forget tax the rich, advertise at the rich, at least they have the money to buy it (tax them too, multitrillionaire undeserving, arrogant, ignorant, my little cousins are looking over my shoulder and I will not say the word I am thinking-)

I don't like being advertised at

Forget tax the rich, advertise at the rich, at least they have the money to buy it (tax them too)

I don't like being advertised at

"Oh showers in the dark are so sensory/I don't hav to look at my body" DO YOU NOT GET SCARED A DEMON IS GONNA FIND YOU????

Man I wish I was a multi-rdisnaishxysialpajsdbdbonaire so that I could help this fish 🙁

this is a shot in the dark, but if there are any multi-trillionaires reading this post, this is my venmo. I really need to get better at asking for help, I just feel ashamed doing so. I really should make supporting me easier for anyone who has anything extra to give

goldie-money

Now my bansee smells like you????

the bar isnthe best place to find lovesothe bar is where i go

MMMM

Let's not forget he had the most Queer Biker coded brother, and Bi sister. Plus Violet was such an experimenting Aroace. Klaus is bi or gay. Sunny is literally a toddler I'm not making a comment on her. Fiona is lesbian idc if she liked Klaus.

it is kinda funny that, in a lot of asoue, lemony ends up kinda in the role of the straight man

you know, mostly because that's the only time he's ever been accused of that

Training? He's a full fledged volunteer the training happens in the womb.

Somebody's failing his V.F.D. training.

And a whole generation with way too large of a vocabulary for their age

ASOUE really had an entire generation of children writing coded letters to each other and losing their shit any time they spotted the initials V.F.D. anywhere

I REQUEST MORE

Untie My Silence Knot - Chapter 7 - Lemony, you're so unresponsive.

Getting out of the mountains and back into The City was more difficult than I thought. I realized that I am really going to need money, especially since I had just left behind the last valuable object I owned. The only clue I had was what Lemony Snicket had said before leaving the mountain region: "I'm in the mood for a root beer float."

I researched where to find the best root beer float in the city and ended up at a very small cafe. The only thing I could do was to offer my services in exchange for any information. I had already collected a lot of information about Lemony Snicket.

I had obtained a copy of each of the books he had published, from T.B.B., his first, to T.C.C., his last. (I acquired the idiosyncrasy of referring to each of the books using only their initials). Lemony Snicket still seemed to have a deep knowledge of what happened to my foster parents, but I refuse to believe that they helped Count Olaf set fire to that park. My parents would never have done that. Just as they would never have stolen the librarian's keys. I vaguely remember some of the things they said, and they definitely did nothing morally wrong even when going through difficult situations, and they definitely didn't set anything on fire, because they are noble people.

But Lemony Snicket had never answered any of my letters. I also didn't know how he could have, considering I currently don't have a permanent residence. I went to the barista and ordered a root beer float, and promised that I could pay him through my services. He asked me something about me being nice to my mom. I was honest with him. I didn't know my birth mother, and my foster parents were missing, and I was looking for them. He must have felt sorry for me, because he offered me a job and a place to stay with his sister, Lisa. I started working at Cafe, from Monday to Friday. I saved some money. Lisa was an excellent roommate and we became very friendly.

A couple of months later, one night, I saw customers in strange clothes arriving at the cafe. One dressed as a bank clerk, the other as a duchess (but evidently someone in disguise). Another appeared to be someone involved in the publishing industry. One of the men pulled out an envelope with an eye symbol. I remembered Mr. Snicket's stories, as well as the written instructions left by Klaus. He wrote: "whenever you see an eye symbol associated with a group of suspicious people, or drawn on someone's ankle, move away." Well, this was no time to be obedient. So I infiltrated the group pretending to be a disguised waitress.

When the Duchess asked me my name, I replied "Beatrice Baudelaire". They were surprised, but accepted me immediately, as if my name was some kind of code. The banker started telling a long story that I don't remember until he picked up a book called The Pony Party. Each of us received a copy, and the meeting ended quickly. When I arrived at Lisa's house, I started reading the book. I was greatly surprised by the content. This was a collection of documents related to VFD and Lemony Snicket. Now my knowledge of the secret organization my parents were a part of (I think) had unraveled for me.

But I read something in Chapter 9 that left me very confused. The next day, when I arrived at the cafe, I asked the barista, 'Two months ago, on the day I arrived here, why did you ask me about my mother if you’re not a librarian?' To my surprise, the barista bent down and took an envelope. He said, 'Before my father died, he told me that someday someone would come and say something like this after asking for a root beer float.' He asked me to give that envelope to that person." I was very surprised. I went to the bathroom and soon realized that it was a letter from Lemony Snicket to Beatrice Baudelaire. But the letter's content surprised me even more. And then I realized that I had found a way to communicate with Lemony Snicket and get him to answer my letters.

I deeply imagine him and Jacques smoking together, but Jacques stopped (likely) and Lemony didn't.

The one detail in Penultimate Peril that I will never, ever get over is that Lemony Snicket smokes. He shows up and offers to take away the Baudelaires, and he's smoking a cigarette.

All through the series, fire is the ultimate Bad Thing. The good guys are firefighters and the bad guys are firestarters. Arson is the worst crime. And the Baudelaires' descent into moral ambiguity is shown through them starting multiple fires.

Lemony Snicket might as well be the poster boy for VFD. He was raised in it since infancy. He lost Beatrice because of the consequences of being a volunteer. He has been on the lam for at least fifteen years because of his dedication to it. He lost both of his siblings to it. There are plenty of people in the series who question VFD and its motives, but for all it's done to hurt him, Snicket is very loyal. He does point out some flaws, but not as many as you'd expect.

And yet Lemony smokes. Lemony starts fires every day to feed his own addiction. He carries a lighter or matches with him at all times, just like the villains do. He regularly engages in a massive fire hazard. He says himself that a man who smokes cigarettes is somewhere in between wicked and noble. I want to know how someone so deep in VFD even started smoking.

I think the one thing I am the saltiest about Netflix not including is that. Truly Lemony being a smoker is everything to me.