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It’s the first Wednesday of the month. Y’all know what that means.

I swear I have the attention span of a carrot. I cannot focus on my online school stuff whatsoever =/

Hey @official-lucifers-child I made this for you. I hope you like it. ^^

I thought my sister smelled weird but my mom said that she just came in from playing outside and that the smell was fresh air.

reblog if you like sanders sides so i can gain friends!

Guess who burned Mac and cheese again.

This fuckhead

This time it caught fire in the microwave

It’s 4 (almost 5) in the fucking morning

Fuck 😫

Spicy water

Time to go make Mac and cheese again. Someone remind me to put in water this time

So I’m a dumb-ass.

This morning I was making a Mac and cheese cup for breakfast, as one does, and I forgot to add water. I put it in the microwave and after 30 seconds it started steaming. Anyways I just came back from school and it still smells horrible in here.

It’s worse than burnt popcorn

So my dad’s ex is pissing me off so badly. She’s being clingy as fuck and begging him to take her back after he’s told her multiple times that he doesn’t want to be with her. Now she won’t stop bitching, whining, and she’s even telling him that he’s the worst person ever over text. Want to know something even more fun? They work together. Her entire existence is filling me with rage and there’s nothing I can do about it except stress clean.

Sorry, just had to get that out to some strangers online 👌

Currently hiding from my little sister in the closet while playing hide and seek

Ha ha very funny Aki :p

hi im hacking ur account lol

haha hi uwu

@aki-is-dead-inside

It’s just me, my ice cream, and creepy YouTube theories

“My ears are having their period”

@aki-is-dead-inside

High school

Someone in high school is wearing a hentai hoodie

Contemplating life on roller skates

I wish I could switch to my friends’ P.O.V so I could see what they see and hear what they think.

Country roads plays as I dramatically get murdered in my hotel room

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

“I am going to peanut in your mouth”

-Samara

I got bored in English

I don’t want to school today so I’m hiding out in the bathroom.

Time to watch ScareTheater, Nexpo, Night Mind, and other channels like theirs till I pass out

Don’t you love when you’re invited to a party and you think “Sure why not. I’ll go and socialize,” and then when you actually get there you’re just like “I wanna go home”

I’m stuck in the car for 2 and a half hours

Here have some random things I’ve heard in high school last year

“Sam, I would put you in a headlock you would never recover from”

“Bam bam! Jail time!”

“I don’t sit on children”

I like your mom, your mom is cute”

“I am daddy”

“Hands off my dick!”

“I’m glad I don’t see my mom”

“Aaron you don’t want me to grab you by the ear”

“Some of the craps...I mean cracks”

“I’ll beat your cheeks!”

“I will smash you!!!”

“Boom boom...in a room”

“It smells like sausage”

“Don’t quote me on that”

“SUCK MY PICKLE!!”

“Why are you still writing down quotes?”

“10^1 is 100 right?”

“You shove it that far in?”

“I don’t suck people’s toes”

“Put your feet away!”

“Everyone thinks I have a foot fetish and I don’t know why”

“You have very dry elbows”

“I want to drink a slurpee through my nose”

“Fuck it’s Thursday not Friday”

“My daddy works there”

“You’re welcome son”

“You guys all need help”-Our geography teacher @ our entire class

“Eat my butt”

“Suck my toes”

“You know what? I’m special”

“Stop watching fortnite and go talk to her”

“You’re a banana”

“Aaron you’re so funny, be my boyfriend”

“Are you still writing quotes?”

“Touch my butt”

“Snap back to reality....oop there goes gravity”

“Do cats fart?”

“I like ninjas”

“Dude you’re like my best friend I love you more than him”

“Stop I will backhand you”

“Are you just writing down quotes from everyone?”

“I can’t my wife won’t let me”

“Dickalicious”

“I don’t want AIDS”

“I’ll grab the balls and be there!”

“Make him look gay”

“I’m gunna draw a whole lotta dicks”

“Don’t do school, stay in drugs”

“Go ahead pull my hair I like it”

“Hands will be thrown. Bitches will be slapped”

“May I please borrow your genitals”

“How much tall are you?”

“That’s what it looks like when a ballsack explodes”

“I’m a boss 😎”

“He grabbed my nuts”

“He can suck my left but for all I care”

“6 6 and 6 are missing! This is a conspiracy!”

“ don’t make me run your foot over”

English Teacher: Okay everyone time to present. *starts naming people in the order that they present*

*my name is called third*

Me: *absolutely freaking out on the inside, ends up crying in class, and gets told to go to the office*

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The school nurse saw me on the way to the office. She gave me some water and let me rest for a bit :)

I get to try presenting again on Monday😅

wish me luck

(This was on Friday btw)

That moment when...

you need to go to sleep because of school tomorrow but then you realize you’re too anxious to go to sleep because...school...tomorrow