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Middle school: ew what is sex, that sounds gross I could never fuck someone
Highschool: FUCK WHY IS EVERYONE HOT LIKE GODDAMN HES HOT SHES HOT I WANNA MAKEOUT WITH ALEX FIERRO EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESNT EXIST WHAT THE FUCK.
Who else is crying about the ACT because they haven't studied?
Here have some random things I’ve heard in high school last year
“Sam, I would put you in a headlock you would never recover from”
“Bam bam! Jail time!”
“I don’t sit on children”
I like your mom, your mom is cute”
“I am daddy”
“Hands off my dick!”
“I’m glad I don’t see my mom”
“Aaron you don’t want me to grab you by the ear”
“Some of the craps...I mean cracks”
“I’ll beat your cheeks!”
“I will smash you!!!”
“Boom boom...in a room”
“It smells like sausage”
“Don’t quote me on that”
“SUCK MY PICKLE!!”
“Why are you still writing down quotes?”
“10^1 is 100 right?”
“You shove it that far in?”
“I don’t suck people’s toes”
“Put your feet away!”
“Everyone thinks I have a foot fetish and I don’t know why”
“You have very dry elbows”
“I want to drink a slurpee through my nose”
“Fuck it’s Thursday not Friday”
“My daddy works there”
“You’re welcome son”
“You guys all need help”-Our geography teacher @ our entire class
“Eat my butt”
“Suck my toes”
“You know what? I’m special”
“Stop watching fortnite and go talk to her”
“You’re a banana”
“Aaron you’re so funny, be my boyfriend”
“Are you still writing quotes?”
“Touch my butt”
“Snap back to reality....oop there goes gravity”
“Do cats fart?”
“I like ninjas”
“Dude you’re like my best friend I love you more than him”
“Stop I will backhand you”
“Are you just writing down quotes from everyone?”
“I can’t my wife won’t let me”
“Dickalicious”
“I don’t want AIDS”
“I’ll grab the balls and be there!”
“Make him look gay”
“I’m gunna draw a whole lotta dicks”
“Don’t do school, stay in drugs”
“Go ahead pull my hair I like it”
“Hands will be thrown. Bitches will be slapped”
“May I please borrow your genitals”
“How much tall are you?”
“That’s what it looks like when a ballsack explodes”
“I’m a boss 😎”
“He grabbed my nuts”
“He can suck my left but for all I care”
“6 6 and 6 are missing! This is a conspiracy!”
“ don’t make me run your foot over”
*laughs in free university
And then one day, you don't get the job done, the illusion collapses into a black hole of anxiety and stress, and you simply scroll away your sorrows, waiting for the next deadline while looking at cute kittens and reading smartass quotes that validate your lack of energy.
Best things I heard people say today at the highschool for the fireworks!
Girl: Hi I've known your son since 6th grade.
Dad: I'm so sorry.
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Brother: Well what'd she say?
Sister: You lying son of a gun?
subway / akaashi keiji (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/259326097-subway-akaashi-keiji
❝ 𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐁𝐖𝐀𝐘 ❞
[AKAASHI KEIJI x FEMALE READER]
y/n and akaashi take the same subway to school, where they first met.
"They're fast, they can jump, and they have a big peepee" -4/7/25
"one big family!"
(20 new students added)
"Family's growin..." - 3/10/25
Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:
"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member
"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later
"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager
"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink
"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot
"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes
"I don't like to be mean" -my director
"get it grandma!" -someone backstage
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"If you put {your phones} together, they might have baby phones" - 2/26/25
"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."
"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25
*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*
"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25
"You multiply like crazy" -1/29/25
"I'm afraid your family drew Andrew's into the ground in the 1300s" - 1/29/25
"When Andrew get's married, someone tell me her name so I can send her my condolences." -1/28/25
"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25
"You are in deep doo doo
WE are in deep doo doo" -1/27/25
"That's what happens when you lose a lot of money at one time, you get a little flustered" - 1/27/25
"Bicycle's are a consumer good, but you don't eat them. " - 1/9
"Leave it to Andrew to provide the next workforce" - 11/19
"Are you gonna be able to produce the next generation in 39 years?" -11/19
"How are you gonna have kids, you cant even look up from your phone long enough to have sex"- 11/19
"What is this fascination with Ohio, it's an undeserved reputation" - 11/13
"Robert Frost is my hall pass" -10/17