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You've heard of 'Humans are Space Orcs'

NOW it's time for...

'Humans are Space Goblins'!

FEATURING!

Shiny Objects!

Things that go 'DING!'

Things that go 'BOOM!'

Touching things that say "Do not Touch"

Look kinda weak and squishy but will also claw your eyes out and use blankets covered in flu viruses to decimate your population!

If you can see one, there's at least 3 others around.

Weirdly good at developing weapons of mass destruction

Will eat just about anything

Zero common sense

"Why would you do that?!" "Why not?"

Very friendly but also have gremlin energy

Weird, species-wide inside jokes

FIRE

High pitched screaming

"Hey guys, watch this!"

Bottle flipping

Will definetly do something if you tell them not to.

Is it deadly and dangerous? Guaranteed someone is planning on adopting it.

"Shiny rocks go clicky-clack!"

Climbs all over the furniture

Destiny—Archiri Usagi