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You've heard of 'Humans are Space Orcs'
NOW it's time for...
'Humans are Space Goblins'!
FEATURING!
Shiny Objects!
Things that go 'DING!'
Things that go 'BOOM!'
Touching things that say "Do not Touch"
Look kinda weak and squishy but will also claw your eyes out and use blankets covered in flu viruses to decimate your population!
If you can see one, there's at least 3 others around.
Weirdly good at developing weapons of mass destruction
Will eat just about anything
Zero common sense
"Why would you do that?!" "Why not?"
Very friendly but also have gremlin energy
Weird, species-wide inside jokes
FIRE
High pitched screaming
"Hey guys, watch this!"
Bottle flipping
Will definetly do something if you tell them not to.
Is it deadly and dangerous? Guaranteed someone is planning on adopting it.
"Shiny rocks go clicky-clack!"
Climbs all over the furniture
Pior ele comanda os bolsominions para fechar o congresso e STF para ele ser o comandante. Só rindo para não chorar.
so... the brazilian health minister just resigned cause the president is against social distancing and thinks that corona is just a "little flu" (no, I'm not kidding) AND to make things even better (it looks like a soap opera guys omg) HE WANTS A FUCKING ARMY GENERAL IN THE POSITION
worst time to be a brazilian, are we a fucking joke to the motherfucker president? the answer is yes
OH I FORGOT THE BEST PART
his followers (aka bolsominions or gados) are convinced that corona virus is a communist conspiracy to overthrow the government (yeah, I'm serious)
