banksyhall
A collection of the weirdest athletes in sports Minor | she/her | bi🏳️🌈 | Known as Jay
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KIMI IS ON POLE?????
HOLY SHIT LETS FUCKING GOOOO
THE BEST DAY EVER HOLY SHIT
What racing gods did robin offend to have such a bad season, we're not even halfway through yet.
Attack mode penalties don't exist, robun got a podium un my eyes
Either I need very clear instructions of how to act or do something, or I don't want any instructions at all
do you hate being told what to do?
Cute things they do when dating you
Ilia Malinin
- He teaches you how to play video games and buys two-player games for you two to play together.
Mikhail Shaidorov
- Makes a playlist of your favourite songs and songs that remind him of you, and he listens to it when you're apart.
Deniss Vasiljevs
- Teaches you basic words and phrases in one of the many languages he knows because he likes it when you speak another language.
Dias Jirenbayev
- Going on hikes together to take a break from the stress of work and skating and to focus more on each other. He takes his camera with him and has a scrapbook of photos he has taken on hikes.
Alysa Liu
- You go on dates to paint pottery. Sometimes you paint something and give it to her, and she gives hers to you to take home and remind you of each other when you're apart.
Sorry it's short, I just needed to post something to make my brain stop thinking that I was abandoning tumblr.
"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin
reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
his tuoy
Requests will be slow for a while cause I need to focus on studying for my exams that are in a month and finish writing some coursework. so I'll try to fit in time to write but there is no promises that it will be out soon. Sorry
The night really belonged to Misha.
A clean free skate, and he medaled at Worlds exactly ten years after Denis Ten won his final Worlds medal.
I’m not crying or anything.
They're so grown up
From junior worlds to senior worlds 🥺
ALYSA LIU the person you are. I'm literally trying to cry quietly at 2am so I don't wake up my parents. YEEEESSSSS
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
this is going to ruin yuki's career. the vcarb was finally good and they are moving him.
IT'S OFFICIAL IT'S OFFICIAL OMG THIS IS BRUTAL...PRAYER FOR YUKI CAUSE THAT SEAT IS CURSED 😭🙏
Can you do ilia Malinin headcanons where the reader is also a figure skater???
Ilia Malinin x Figure Skater!Reader Headcanons
- You meet at a big competition like Worlds and become friends right away. You end up watching each other compete and support each other right away.
- Visiting him in the US and training with him. Getting lessons from his parents, which makes your technical content so much better.
- Supporting each other at the others' competitions even if you aren't competing at them.
- You two definitely tried to do a pairs lift together, and failed miserably.
- Fans throw matching plushies on the ice after both of your programs, with one theown after yours and the other thrown after his, so they only match once you have both competed.
- So many fan edits of you two together, you send each other every edit you see.
Could you do some more Mikhail Shaidorov headcanons? Youre like the only one who writes them
Mikhail Shaidorov Dating Headcanons
- Whenever he gets back from competition, he carries you to the bed and collapses on top of you. You end up staying like this for a couple of hours until he has got enough physical contact to make up for being away from you.
- He always gives you a team Kazakhstan hoodie when he gets a new design to make sure you match him at competitions.
- If you skate, he helps teach you how to do quad toe loops - because he definitely has the best currently.
Dad!Misha Headcanons
- Let's his kids paint his nails so him and his kids nails match for his competitions. He shows them off in every interview he does.
- Brings his kids skating with his dad. He and his dad teach them how to do single jumps.
- He's the kind of dad to talk about his kids any chance he can, just so he can say how proud he is of them.
i fear that "hello friends i am virtual ilia malinin" will take permanent residence in my mind
I took a couple days break from twitter and go back to see a fucking Ilia ai chatbot. What the genuine fuck
reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol
This wasn’t requested but I wanna start a series and this will be the first.
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1. (Ilia Malinin) Proposing:
* He had been thinking about it for some time and had talked with his parents about it and had came to the conclusion that he was ready and hoping you where too.
* He had taken your favorite ring which he knew fit your ring finger and amber (just for some to help him not do something dumb or get nervous abd back down going home again) and goes to a jewelry shop to buy you a ring.
* He had a hard time figuring out when to pop the question. He had thought about doing it at a gala but he thought that felt too public. Instead he decided to do it with just you and some friends.
* He planned on inviting you and some of your friends on a trip. (He ofc planned it with the friends). All of you went to a restaurant before which also meant there was a good reason why you all where dressed up. You go on a walk and you to goes a bit longer infront of them.
* You stop where at a beach where there’s a beautiful sunset. Your watching the sunset as he unbeknownst to you gets down on one knee behind you. Your friends and family was longer behind watching you two.
* Dude was nervous. More than he have been before skating. His hands where shaking.
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Please tell me if you enjoyed it or if you don’t like it.
Have a great day, morning or afternoon🩷
BYEEE💋💋💋
-your Danish daydreamer
I’m trying to be more creative with requests so you’re not writing the same stuff. Could you do ilia Malinin x reader where the reader is like a famous singer or celebrity. Please and thank you <33
THANKSSSSS SO MUCHHHH🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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Ilia Malinin dating headcanons
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When you’re a celebrity/singer:
* Will go across all length to come to anything you do and support you.
* (If you ran actor) He loves helping you go over your lines. Yes he will make an accent and get in to character even more than you. Fake hair tosses and acting like the diva he is.
* (If you’re a singer) He will use your songs to his programs and when training. He especially listens to it when you’re apart, it makes him feel closer to you.
* (If your an actor) He will also make a program of one of your characters you play. He will always asks for your notes on it. If there’s anything you think isn’t right he’ll change it.
* He LOVES showing you off to the public. In media, walking around the city, interviews. Any interviews he will find a way to always make a little comment about you.
“So Ilia how did you feel during that program?”
“Well I kept thinking about how I needed to win this to get to the championship”
“and then I also fought about **name** as I haven’t been able to see them all weekend”
* (if your a singer) At every show or concert he’ll come too and will meet you after with the biggest bouquet of flowers that matches your outfit.
* He fangirls so much when he sees edits og the two of you. He has a folder of edits on TikTok. It has atleast 300 edits in it most of them is edits of you. And yes he will watch them when he misses you. When he finds some amazing once he sends them to you.
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I have a few ideas and might try some soon.
I hope you have a great day, morning or afternoon🩷
BYEE💋💋💋
-your Danish daydreamer
Ilia malinin headcanons???
Ilia Malinin Headcanons
- Likes slow dancing with you at night when you both can't sleep. He made a playlist especially for it.
- Buys you matching designer outfits like his scarf which you both wear when going to competitions.
- Whenever he's feeling sad, he has to have physical contact with you. Usually, he buries his head in your chest and lets you wrap your arms around him to comfort him.
Dad!Ilia Headcanons
- Teaches them Russian and acts as if it a secret code because no one in public can understand them.
- If he is still competing when he has kids, he takes them to his competitions and lets them meet everyone in the warm-up area.
- The kids' favourite skaters are Amber Glenn and Shun Sato.
Ferrari better not fuck it all up this weekend
Lewis Hamilton securing his first Ferrari pole in his second ever race with the team and breaks the all time lap record in Shanghai before a jubilant crowd
These are really good. Thanks for doing them babe
Could you do some headcanons for alexandra ignatova please. Thanks babe
Ofc darling
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Ilia Malinin dating headcanons
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Favorite cuddling positions:
* Her laying on her side facing you laying a little higher up than you so that you can lay on her arm laying by her chest. She can have her hand in your hair playing with it while you draw patterns on her side.
* When she’s come home from a bad competition or just need comfort she will lay in spoons with you jer as the little spoon. You lay whispering sweet nothing to her for comfort.
* If it’s just like on the couch watching a movie she likes sitting against your chest with your arms around her waist and your head on-top of hers.
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Have a great day, morning or afternoon🩷
BYEEE💋💋💋
-your Danish daydreamer
Can you do some Ilia Malinin head canons???
Here you go🩷
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Ilia Malinin dating headcanons
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What dates you two would go on:
* already one hundred percent the skating rink I mean if you hadn’t seen that coming why are you even here. If you didn’t know how to skate already he would have a field day teaching you how to. But if you already know how omg he would just adore you. And if your in competitive figure skating too… girl he will be your biggest cheerleader and will never stop talking about you anywhere.
* Honestly there have probably also been a night or two where you’ve just been invited to playing Mario cart with takeout.
* He has often taking you with him when going to hangout with his friends and LOVES to show you off to everyone.
* Honestly I think he would absolutely love an arcane date. And ofc would try to win some teddies for you. Hes weirdly like really good at it first try and let’s just say you got your moneys worth.
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Hope you enjoyed🫶🏼
Have a great morning, afternoon or day🩷
BYEEE💋💋💋
-your Danish daydreamer
Could you please do some Anna scherbakova dating headcanons? Your so good at doing these figureskating headcanons
Anna Scherbakova Dating Headcanons
- I imagine you met at a competition with you competing against each other, a smaller competition like a grand prix qualifier, and becoming friends instantly.
- She asked you out to dinner after she won the World Championships to celebrate her win. She only worked up the courage because of the adrenaline that was running through her.
- So. Many. Cuddles. It is impossible to go a day without being pulled to lie down on top of her for an hour or two.
- You and Sasha Trusova have friendly arguments about you stealing Anna away from her.
- Encouraging her when she is coaching in the team competitions and always supporting her team.
- Dancing in the rain at night under the streetlights after you were walking back from a date.
Sorry, I've been gone for a bit, I got really busy with art coursework, but I should have some more posts coming out by the end of the week or the start of next week.
Who do you think is going to score points first this season?
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