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I'm a musical and movie lover, we love you and I'm sorry you had to deal with that 💚🖤💚

Me: *enjoying the musical's music and my love for the Beetlejuice franchise renews*

Also me: *decides to Tumblr search 'beetlejuicexlydia' to see if I'm not the only one that ships them*

Tumblr: *beetlebabes don't interact*

Me: oh okay. Kind of predicted that. Maybe the beetlebabe shippers are nicer?

Tumblr(beetlebabe's): MUSICAL LOVERS GO AWAY FROM HERE, WE DONT WANT YOU.

Me: 😐 *feels unwanted and alone because both sides don't want me*

12/8/19

Imagine not shipping beetlebabes when…

you see how just absolutely lost for words he is when he sees her in her dress.  Sure, it’s a trick, but why the hell would he have this kind of reaction unless he had some sort of feelings?  And I don’t mean chaotic sibling feelings LOL

If I write a BJ X Reader what one should I start with?

smut prompts

“Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

“I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”

“You’re not going out in that outfit.”

“Don’t give me that look.”

“You’re more than just a one night stand.”

“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”

“You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”

“Like what you see?”

“Try to stay quiet, understand?”

“We’re in public, you know.”

“I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”

“Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”

“I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”

“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”

“No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”

“Make me.”

“Stop teasing me so much..”

“You’re in trouble now.”

“Take off your clothes.”

“I’m waiting.”

“First one to make a noise loses.”

“Mine.”

“We cant do that here!”

“Behave.”

“What did you just say?”

“Come here.”

“Watch me.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”

“If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”

“Put that thing away!”

“Don’t kink shame me.”

“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”

“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”

“Tell me what you want.”

“Bite me.”

“If you insist.”

“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”

“You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”

“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”

“You taste like fucking candy.”

“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”

“You make a sound and its game over.”

“Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”

“If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”

“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”

“Were you just masturbating?”

“U-uh..no, i was just..”

“Want some help?”

“Shut up.”

“Why don’t you come over here and make me.”

“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”

“What? Does that feel good?”

“I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”

“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”

“We have to be quiet.”

“Tell me again.”

“You have no idea how much i want you.”

“Say it.”

“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”

“Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”

“I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”

“You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”

“I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”

“I really want to kiss you right now.”

“Then do it.”

“You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”

“Who said it had to be on the bed?”

“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”

“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”

“For the love of fuck.”

“Yep, thats me. I love to fuck.”

“How do i look?”

“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”

“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”

“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”

“You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”

“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”

“We’re…..just friends.”

“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”

“How quickly can you cum?”

“There’s people here.”

“I know.”

“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”

“Fuck you.”

“I’m up for it if you are.”

“Don’t ruin the sofa.”

“Ill just have to cum inside you then.”

“Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”

“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”

“You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”

“I’m gonna strangle you.”

“Is that a promise?”

“You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?”

“Stop distracting me.”

“Were you touching yourself?”

“I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”

“That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”

“Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”

“I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”

“We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”

“It was so worth the injury though!”

“Saddle up doll.”

“Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”

“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”

“God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”

“If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”

“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”

“Yes we can.”

“What are you doing in my bed?!”

hello i’m a hoe for beej having a thing for hair pulling/touching can i pLEASE have some nsfw hcs

YES

- my boy has THE BIGGEST hairpulling kink u could imagine

- even just stroking his hair lovingly he’ll kinda. lean into it and his eyes’ll roll back a lil

- tugging it when ur fucking tho? HOO boy. he loses it.

- he moans SO loudly and does not hold back. at all.

- his hair changes from green to pink in ur fingers as u pull on it

Why is this a mood 😂

It's not smooth, it was a hell to do, but I had fun to Draw his face lmao

My fav moment ever haha

due to personal reasons this user is a worm on a string

My heart omg

Alex never say that line again in a creepy whisper

Me at the antis

What a Deal 🗣

💚🖤💚

Love to all my sweet wonderful babes !

This is so cute omg

ok here’s a little cute beej x oc/reader headcanons for my beetlebitches

okay so like,,, beej sometimes likes to make little scribbled drawings of you and him and like hes not good at drawing but its the cutest thing ever and youve saved every single one of them

Same tbh

if these tik tok thots and edgy eboys dont stop using “say my name” for their edgy clown needs i will pull a beej and swat them like flies

How is he so hot

The last one omg

MY MASTERLIST

Beetlejuice x Reader 

Beej x Easily flustered s/o

Beej playing horror video games with s/o *

Beej x Shy & anxious s/o 

Hair color changing Beej - Part 1 - Green & Pink Beej  *

Beej comforting sad s/o 

Beej being possessive  *

Calling Beej ‘Lawrence’ for the first time (short drabble) *

My protection *

Mirroring (comforting Beej) *

Beej comforts mourning s/o

Beej’s Daddy Kink - Part 1 *

Till death (or Life) - Part 1 *

Dewey Finn x Reader

Teacher’s Pet - Part 1 

Teacher’s Pet - Part 2

Teacher’s Pet - Part 3 *

Teacher’s Pet - Part 4 *

Dewey serenading you at 2AM (short drabble)

Guardian (Angel!Dewey) - Part 1 *

HC’s for Angel!Dewey’s wings *

* nsfw/explicit

This is so cute

If you are an anti just block me and move on it's not too hard to do

Same Energy

And since we love to acknowledge how flirty Beej is being there, you cannot tell me Lydia isn’t doing something different here

i said this before and i'll say it again,.,,, BEEJ LOVES FOREHEAD KISSES

am i supposed to add something to this because i see Nothing Wrong.

ya gotta tip toe? that's fine. ya gotta lean down? that's good too.

just hand 'em over.

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

Beetlebabes Headcanons

These are just my Beetlebabes headcanons, I'm new to writing headcanons so I hop you all will like these 😄

•Lydia and BJ have movie nights but BJ usually ends up falling asleep on Lydia halfway through.

•Althought he can't write BJ tries to leave cute notes around the house for Lydia to find throughout her day.

•Lydia likes to make playlists with songs she likes for BJ when she isn't home so he has song that makes him think of her.

Yeetlejuice

There is nothing Beetlejuice loves more than watching tv with his little goth wife in his lap and snuggling her

Irving Burgie, Songwriter Who Helped Bring Calypso To America, Dies At 95.

His songs were made famous by Harry Belafonte, and included in the Beetlejuice movie.

Here’s a Beetlejuice “Banana Boat Song” music video which ends with Belafonte getting in a cab driven by Beej.  It’s the only time Michael Keaton appeared as Beej other than the movie.

Me anytime I come across fanfic where Beej calls anyone other than Lyds "babes":

Whenever there's a beetlebabes anti who's louder and more violent than all the others:

CALLING ALL BEETLEJUICE FANS!

Do you love Beetlejuice? Do you hate rules? Do you want a place to nerd out free of judgment without a bunch of twelve year olds policing your ships and headcanons?

You ain't alone, babes.

Luckily, there is a place for you!

Come join DANTE'S INFERNO, and you will be accepted.

No subject of discussion is taboo

Every ship is accepted

Rules are minimal

Movie, Musical, Cartoon, comics, novel, and video game fans are all welcome. We are all-inclusive.

So come on down, slide in my DM's if you want an invite, and get your geek on. We're ready for ya.

Beetlejuice’s Guide To Scaring People.

Also from Cracked’s October 1988 issue.  A lot of you may have no idea who or what the jokes refer to.  Google, or ask a Boomer like me. ;-)

The Beetlejuice Beginner’s Guide To Seeing Ghosts.

I got this fold-out flyer in 1988, before the movie opened (like a lot of promo material, it calls the movie a “hit” before anyone ever saw it).  I can’t remember exactly where it came from.  I think it was free in a movie theater.

They call Beej a demon though he’s not a demon.

The photos are in the order they appear in the fold-out.

The front:

The back: