Latest Posts by brainalleakage-blog - Page 2

I'm so tired & stressed. I just want out.

If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

I think I’m just gonna go back to my “sports are mostly for assholes” teenage nerd attitude after literally thousands of sports fans just destroyed part of a major city because they liked how That Ball Get Kick Good. Not even gonna get into the fact that police broke out more violent tactics against completely peaceful protests (except I just did) or the president’s recent words tying sports into patriotism and even military loyalty (JESUS) or the billions of dollars that get sunk into Ball Get Kicked instead of science or medicine or people in need. The “industry” surrounding sports needs to die. Sports should be something kids and friends do to relax not a miniature intranational war.

I just saw a pic of a little boy in a tutu on Pinterest, originally posted here of course. It makes me so happy when I see kids allowed to wear whatever they like bc when I was 3 my favorite "color" was camo. I REMEMBER how happy I was when I got camo sneakers!! It completed my outfit! It was awesome. I want that for everyone! So much.

My "soulmate" is now relationship anarchy. 😍😏

I’m polyamorous (though it doesn’t feel like an identity to me) but whenever I hear a poly person talk about polyamory as this magical key to interpersonal connections and communal child raising and community etc, I wanna roll my eyes. Like… chill. It’s just romance and sex. It’s not magic. You can do all that life-long-support child-raising queer-family without romance or sex. Have you ever even tried building meaningful connnections with friends?

ok so Ron says he doesn’t like spiders because when he was 3 the twins turned his teddy bear into a spider right? the twins are only 2 years older than Ron, which means they were FIVE YEARS OLD when they did this and I’m just??????? like they were five and they didn’t even have WANDS and they managed to deliberately turn a bear into a spider???? even if they managed to steal a wand from their siblings or parents that’s a really tricky bit of transfiguration and at age five most kids are just doing uncontrolled magic….. like TBH in my opinion Fred and George had more innate talent than the trio combined but they just wanted to chill and do pranks and I respect tf out of that

Tumblr doesn’t care about Net Neutrality anymore.

Let’s take a look at some screenshots of an article I was reading earlier today…

Keyword: was. They don’t support net neutrality anymore. Why you ask? well…

Tumblr is owned by Yahoo. Now that Verizon (a company that hates net neutrality) bought Yahoo, they have demanded that Tumblr must stop supporting net neutrality too. The Tumblr staff has stopped posting about net neutrality.

This site is being forced to hate net neutrality. (article link)

Every Monday I realize how much EVERYONE is just living for the weekend. I need a goddamn nap.

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

To all the posts that say YOU might be someone's favorite book character...

At work today I was surprised & a little excited to find that I had a few black paperclips.

This is exciting stuff. I'm in an awesome book.

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

Reblog to save a life

Quick squid sketch is a tongue twister.

10:30 me: let’s do a quick squid sketch 11:30 me: …what just happened

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[v. distant future when all religions are mythology]

A: this fandom is icing! but I'm also into the old stuff like thor/loki, zeus, jesus, neptune & muhammad

[24142 likes]

B: ok I saw some old 2d movies of thor think I heard of neptune but what vids are the others in??

6355 people & their alien-hybrid pets telepathically screaming:

READ THE BOOKS

Hnnnnggg

Fine. I guess I'm a money dog post-whore.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

So my tall coworker, who I often call an Amazon, knocked over a bunch of shit on my desk.

So I told her she isn't an Amazon, she's a SPAZTEC.

YAASS

SomeBODY once told Sam

Luci was gonna wear him

He IS the cutest moose in the bed

#SPN #supernatural

Ahh, it’s back

To my friends on the spectrum, let me explain to you an unspoken social rule that possibly nobody has ever explained to you before

If a neurotypical asks you, “What game are you playing?” they’re not asking you to describe the game.

They’re asking you if they can play too.

If a neurotypical asks you, “What are you watching?” they’re not asking you to explain the plot of the movie/tv show to them.

They’re asking if they can watch it with you.

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When neurotypicals ask you “What are you doing?” 

What you think they’re asking: “Please explain to me what you are doing.” 

What they’re actually asking:  “Can I join you?”

Now here’s the really fucked up part. If you start explaining to them what you’re doing? They will interpret that as a rejection. 

What you think you’re saying: [the answer to their question]

What they think you’re saying: This is an elite and exclusive activity for a level 5 friend and you are a level 1 acquaintance. You are not qualified to join me because you don’t know all this stuff. Go away.

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This is why neurotypicals think you’re being cold and antisocial.

IT’S ALL A HORRIBLE MISCOMMUNICATION.

👏 Whatever it may symbolize for you, that does not mean it isn't offensive to others. A fucking LOT of others.

This is great.

I don't personally need them, but they are tools not toys.

So i saw a post a few days ago about neurotypicals who say that stim/fidget toys make you *less* focused and how fucked that is and it got me thinking of an analogy.

So you know when you try on a friend’s glasses and you can’t see shit???? Their glasses make your vision worse, right? But you realize that it’s because YOU DON’T NEED THEM. You might mention or make a joke about how blurry things are for you, but you still understand and appreciate that the glasses help your friend see, even though they aren’t good for you personally.

So when you try your friend’s tangle or fidget cube and claim, as a blanket statement, that it makes you *less* focused and that your friend should stop using it for that reason?? You’re being just as much of an asshole as if you tried on your friend’s glasses and said “wow, you know these ACTUALLY make your vision WORSE, right???” because you’re assuming that your experience is the same as theirs when it’s really, really not.

someone: you only live once (: me: oh thank god

Season 5 #Glee. Episodes 9 - 13. UGH, Rachel Berry, you're un-fucking-believable & I can't wait to see your epic fail I know is coming. Except I'll have to also see you moping around, too, looking for sympathy. That'll suck. And in a sane world, you still owe Santana an apology. I trust Rachel less than I would Santana. Also this show has become so boring... I'm going to finish it, but I sometimes skip song performances - they don't usually tie-in anyway. These kids/storylines are exhausting.