Season 5 #Glee. The Quarterback. I made it thru! I didn't remember that Quinn & Brittany weren't in this episode. I'm kinda thankful Brittany wasn't, but only bc when she cries I bawl. (Props to Heather Morris for that.) Carole & Burt were quite enough emotional tear gas for me.
Season 5 #Glee. About to start episode 3, the Quarterback…
Every week, lol.
Yup. This is what happens when I procrastinate.
Season 4 #Glee. Oh Burt Hummel, I love you so much. I wish you were real & were my friend.
This'll be more interesting after I google Danny Fenton. I'm too old for this.
danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy
Ooh savage
Season 4 #Glee. SJP's Isabelle went & ruined it by saying, "Every little girl... starts out wanting to be a ballerina." WHAT BS IS THAT? I didn't. My friends didn't either.
Season 4 #Glee. Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) singing & NAILING “Little Girls” from Annie is what I needed today.
How can so many women not shave their legs in the winter and yet think it's GROSS not to shave at other times? This makes no sense. Fwiw, I've never known a guy (irl) who gave a shit either way.
Very few things piss me off more than someone saying that they HAVE to do something that is optional. Oh really, you HAVE to shave? You HAVE to straighten your hair? NO, YOU WANT TO. FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN STOP IT.
But women have been attempting to end pregnancies for centuries, long before abortion as a medical practice was invented. By abolishing abortion you'd contribute to the accidental deaths and suicides of women attempting unsafe procedures (like coat hanger abortions and injecting soap into the uterus) or women who have no resources with which to raise a child and suffer from depression as a result. Their lives/safety aren't worth less than a foetus.
Then let’s legalize all drugs so people don’t obtain them through dangerous means. Or legalize underage drinking so minors don’t obtain them through dangerous means.
Bye, ketchup!
say your final goodbye, ranch
I’m re-watching #Glee. So s4 ep 9 swan song (shut up spn, I know) … Rachel fuckin Berry says her fave holiday song is O Holy Night. For fuckin real? Since when? “…o night devine, o night when Christ was born.” She still Jewish, fucknuts?
#bitchleakage
remember how sam and dean both thought that the siren infected its victims through sex
and when sam walks into the motel room to find dean with nick-the-siren and dean’s totally under the siren’s control sam just
rolls with it
Fidget spinners
terrorist attack in portland…white man murdered (slit throats) two ppl trying to defend Muslim women.. where is his mug shot?
When I couldn't remember the word "communion" my brain suggested "god crackers." (I am not a member of a religion that eats god crackers.)
YO ON SOME ANIME SHIT THIS DOPE AF!!!!
This mf right here. I have one. I thought it was a sponge. Like from the frickin sea. Nope. It's part of A PLANT. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luffa_aegyptiaca
Au where @narwhalsarefalling is annoying Narwhalsaregalling
Au where @narwhalsarefalling just wants to fuckin fight ppl Narwhalsarebrawling
#6wordstory Plummeting! "Probably should NOT have jumped."
#6wordstory It's closer. Panting; must run faster.
[×] All of the above.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
#healinglight #TrueDat #keepthefaith 💙
Earshot (S3 E18) "Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too busy with their own." This will ALWAYS be relevant.