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Thats a good wisdom
Gobbo of tumblr, give me your wisdom
We wouldn’t have tequila without bats
We live in the worst timeline
There is now a life size gardevoir plush for sale..... oh no....
And just when Lily Orchard's revenue is in shambles.
This is so tragic.
Lets fucking try this one
So, im from Brazil. And Castlevania had a very solid dubbing cast. I will bring some of them but i will talk first about Ogum brazilian Voice Actor
This guy was dubbed by Eduardo "Duda" Ribeiro in Brazilian Dub
Who is the Brazilian Voice Actor of these guys
1-Batman (Since 2004)
2-Franky
3-Oscar Proud (Proud Family: Louder and Prouder)
4-Tiana's Father
5-Electro
6-Peacemaker
7-Collin (Kung Fu Panda: Dragon Knight)
But most important...
He is also Muhammad Avdol!
Now that i gave this random fact i gotta go
Bye
Sometimes when i look at these scenes, my monkey brain can only go on Sekhmet looking at Richter in Annete body and being like
"Damn, i get it why this girl love him."
And then there would be a moment in the Spiritual World where Sekhmet would go to her and say
"Girl, dont let this one go. This one is a keeper, and if you dont keep him, i will."
Then Anette keeps him for herself and only herself. No goddesses allowed.
So the solution to a Genocide-Related Problem is... Genocide?
Like, Literal Glorified Genocide?
I know People suffered in the past, but Genocide is never the solution. Nothing excuse destroying entire cultures and civilizations, specially revenge.
Look at what USA did in Middle East in name of Revenge. Or the racist groups did by the same excuse.
Genocide is NEVER OK, and never should be Glorified, and Revenge and Call for Justice shall never be excuses on Genociding Civilizations you dislike.
Damn, that was a New low even for her.
*Drinking tea while writing* I feel im forgetting something.
The third part of the Sith Resurgence resume of Aliana history awaiting incomplete:
Oh yeah, i forgot about it.
RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU
Short history: Pamper
*Its a normal day in the house of the 4 witches. Jaune got a job in a nearby Village, and today he is back from work. But for some reason, Blake is staring at Jaune with a cold stare in the form of a cat, and giving him a cold shoulder. And Jaune dont know why.*
Witch hunter Jaune: Blake...
Faunus Witch Blake: ...
Jaune: Why are you looking at me like that?
Blake: ... *She turns her back to him, turning into her human form again and leaving*
Jaune: Did i said something wrong?
Fire Witch Yang: Oh yeah. She is upset with you.
Jaune: What? Why?
Yang: I wont tell. You know what you did. *She Pats his head* Good Luck with that, Witch Hunter. Im gonna take Ruby from the Hunt. Pats up!
*Jaune looks confused at Yang, touching where Yang patted him and wondering why she said that. Suddenly he realized what he did to upset Blake.*
Jaune: Oh. How did i forgot about that.
*He goes outside, where Blake is reading under a tree, and stretches it hand towards her, hesitant if it was really that what upset her. Blake just move her head towards him, smiling.*
Blake: Took you quite long to take the message.
Jaune: It would be easier if you just told me you wanted a headpat.
Blake: You always give me a headpat before going to work, you dum-dum. You didnt gave me one this morning.
Jaune: Sorry, i was late and so in hurry... But this wont happen again. And if it does, i will give you as many headpats as you want, and your favourite tuna and-
Blake: Jaune.
*She takes the hand from her head and put it on her face, while looking at him with a gentle smile. Jaune blushes at her look, but still caresses her face.*
Blake: When you will get that i just want you to pamper me?
Jaune: But you never want to be pampered.
Blake: Not in front of the others, dum-dum. I want you to pamper me when you are alone with me. I want headpats, caresses... *She gives a sly smile* And other things.
Jaune: *He blushes hard, nervous and shy* A-ah i maybe can give you these things...
Blake: I dont want a maybe. *She grabs his shirt, pulling him closer* I want a Yes or No. And i wont be a good kitty if you give me a no.
Jaune: And what if i dont want you to be a good kitty?
*Blake gives him a mischievous smile, caressing his face and putting him closer to the tree, while purring loudly.*
Blake: Then i will be a very very bad kitty.
*As they are about to share a Kiss, they hear a loud boom coming from the forest, and the voices of the other 3 members of this weird family. And they are not happy*
Ruby: See?! I told you these grenades would make a very big caboom!
Weiss: YOU CABOOMED MY HAIR, YOU DOLT!
Yang: Caboomed! Hahahaha! Imagine Cabooming a Witch Hunter with these!
Ruby: Jaune did a Caboom in me Last Night.
Weiss: Not that kind of Caboom *Blushes*.
Jaune: Seems like they are having fun without us. *He notices that the grip of Blake got stronger, and that she is trembling.* Blake? Are you ok?
Blake: This... Sound made me think on a bad time. Involving Faunus and Knights from the royal guard. *She stayed closer to him, still trembling.* I cant feel my legs. I...
Jaune: Hold on. *He kneels for a bit, lifting her up and carrying her in her arms in a bridal style.* There. You feel better?
Blake: ... A little. *She looks to the side, blushing slightly.* You didnt needed to do that, you know.
Jaune: But you wanted to be pampered, right?
Blake: Maybe...
Jaune: I can put you on ground if you want-
Blake: Put me on ground and i will turn you into a frog.
Jaune: O-ok...
Blake: Now carry me to our room. I want to be pampered in a comfier place.
Jaune: Aye aye, captain.
Blake: Good boy.
*And so, our boy Jaune just had a very normal day. With lots of pampering for Blake this time. But only time will say what other next surprises will come for them.*
*Good night and i see you next time.*
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Bumblebee358
So its True... Scars and Tale of the Valkyrie... Doomsday Ascending, Stockholm...
The Lily multiverse is real
Also, did anyone know that Princess Luna killed Valithria originally? Its from one of her videos
I know Lily did not just call her fucking family guy oc self insert Roma. I know I'm not right. I know that can't be right.
I think Lily orchard uses this bingo when talking about certain characters.
Mainly characters that she hates.
in case anyone thought i was joking about villain discourse bingo. have fun guys.
Hoist the Colours X You are a Pirate EPIC VERSION by Samuel Kim
@that-one-kiddo-in-the-back @juanarc-thethird @swamplinglvr @fairytail-maniac @roselaughs
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
Me after the girl started rambling about Coelacanthus
Honestly, you don't need dating advice save for "just be yourself". If a guy isn't seduced by your extensive lecture about coealacanths, or a girl isn't impressed by you gaming the McDonald's systems to finesse yourself 30 free chicken nuggets, you're on a date with the wrong person. Not a bad person, but one that isn't the right match for you, and the way you want to live.
First dates are for showing someone "hey this is the kind of life I like to be living", them doing the same, until you find someone who clicks and you both think "fuck yeah I want to live like this." Whether that's sitting in a café judging joggers, or casually committing small crime for shits and giggles.
Lilies, Assemble!
Meme idea "I'm assembling a team" with the shitposting Lilies of tumblr
Sorry if I accidentally included the OTHER liquid lily I don't remember which account used to be that one lol.
This is the part of the history i call "Aliana Comma Arc" or "How Rey became even more sunken in the Dark Side because her lover wasnt with her".
Let me give a resume
Basically this arc follows almost all the rest of The Last Jedi part of the fic, and basically focus on Rey being an emotional wreck after Aliana enter in Comma because of Kylo Ren impaling her guts. After doing that, Kylo started trying to Gaslight Rey by claiming he defeated the Sith Lord and now Rey didnt needed to stay with her anymore, because now she was free from her influence. When Rey was about to leave Aliana, however, Aliana begged for her not to leave her and Rey blasts Kylo with her lightning before fleeing with Aliana. Kylo survived this however, because Kylo Ren must suffer according to Lily.
Literally Aliana when she thought Rey was gonna leave her:
But how she survived being impaled? Well she pulled out of her ass a technique used by an Old Republic Sith called Darth Sion, who was literally a walking corpse who took his strenght from pain. This technique kept her alive long enough for Rey to bring her to her Ship, where she is treated by her droid. She gets healed but her droid claims that she must stay in comma for medical reasons but Suddenly she starts dying. The reason?
The Force.
How i explained before in other posts, Aliana clan is HATED by The Force. In fact, her droid even explains to everyone how every single Beniko died before reaching around 40 years old, wich dont really make sense in terms of lore but hey, she wanted The drama. Anyways, after Aliana starts dying Rey starts to search around her Ship for a solution, and she finds a thing about Dark Healing, wich in Disney Canon is how Force Healing goes.
And then Rey starts using it to save Aliana.
However the Force is too strong on trying to get rid of Aliana, so Rey is almost dying when suddenly Luke Skywalker appears in a Force projection and SACRIFICES HIS OWN LIFE TO SAVE ALIANA.
Why?
BECAUSE HE KILLED HER MOTHER AND FEELS BAD ABOUT IT!
And not, well, because Yoda made he realize something about the old jedi ways or similar. No, he felt bad about killing the Hot Slaver Mommy who "N3vEr DiD AnyTH1nG Wr0ng" after Rey almost murdered him some chapters before.
After that Luke just says Goodbye and hopes that his sacrifice maybe helps them in the future then he says goodbye to Leia and tells her to take care of them, specially Aliana. He says this exact line:
"They are good Kids, Leia."
Well, these good Kids are actually adults, and 2 of them act like vicious killers to everyone outside their small circle of friends. Anyways, after Luke dies, Aliana is healed but stays in comma, where she spends for almost 6 FUCKING CHAPTERS, while Rey literally becomes a chiuaua, trembling all the time and even threatening to kill her own allies at the minimum stress or joke (Leia is the main target most of the time). But the point that triggered me most was a part of the arc which i call
Rey discovers the truth about Aliana Mother
Let me tell you: This part is very triggering in the history.
After the events of the Battle of Crait, wich took a very different tune from the movies because of Rey Mary-Sueing the entire First Order alone but leaving because of plot reasons, the Resistance is still at very small numbers, all crammed inside Aliana ship (Because an AT-AT destroyed the Milenium Falcon), so Leia and Holdo (Who is still alive because the Holdo Manover never happened in this history) decided to talk with one of Aliana Contacts. Ironically, this said contact is a hutt.
The Hutt lets them onboard, and they are received by Darth Talon, wich was one of Aliana friend and the second sith on Galaxy, but instead of trying fighting Aliana for power she prefered to do a different job working as a mercenary for the Hutts. Talon then at some point helps Rey to find out about her origins, as she discovered that the Hutt who let them onboard was Niima the Hutt, the owner of the planet of Jakku, who in this fanfic is also alive because the bounty Hunter who killed her in the canon never managed to reach her. Rey then discovers that she was trafficked to become a slave by Aliana Mother, Darth Mayrik, however she also discovered that she was left behind on purpose by her because her original destination was a brothel.
So because of that and because was the Mother of her lover, she forgives her.
"Wow so she abandoned me on this wasteland where i had to fight every day to survive was because she wanted to protect me, what an incredible person, right?"
Well, one of the reasons this had such a peaceful outcome was because Lily didnt wanted to continue the huge drama that was being built, because some People started calling her a racist for
1-Making a character who is a woman of color suffer (like all shows she hate and she claims they do this for porn)
2-Making Rey (A White Woman) her main source of happiness.
So Lily scrapped out all the angst that was gonna be and started claiming Aliana as her favourite character where nothing bad could happen to her ever again. So when she woke up from the Comma, her Mary-Sueness got even worse.
I will talk how worse it became if you want it but now i need to sleep.
Oh wait.
Good night and Merry Christmas, with a happy New year yall.
Bye Bye
The Fatal Flaw in the Sith Resurgence: Reckless Sue-ing.
Now, if there is one thing I have ever agreed with Lorch on, it would be that 9.5 times out of 10, Mary Sue is not a real criticism. Mostly because it is the golden goose of rookie mistakes. Like, they are one of two things. So new that using it as a cudgel is just unnecessarily cruel, or they are doing it 100% on purpose, and that makes the cudgel into a limp squeaky toy at worst.
The main weakness of a Mary Sue is that it's basically impossible to sell. You're either bought it before they ever tried, or you never were going to. Past the most novice fictional storytelling, it's about selling the illusion.
To explain for anybody that needs explanation the scope of a world, the thoughts and feelings of the characters, and anything that happens is, by law of fact, a great big farce. They are words on a paper that, in the most fact of factual facts, will only ever mean anything more than words being on paper. The flashing colors on a TV screen. the lines of code in a game. So on and so forth.
Ergo, you must at least try and sell an illusion. In some way, sell it all as bigger than a line of text in a language that will eventually die. A good way that loops into my point is selling the journey as an actual ordeal and treating characters with more reverence than a set of themed Lego men. This is where a Mary Sue starts to break the illusion heavily. On some level, the story will always revolve around the main character, Sueness is when the story can't even pretend to pretend that it isn't. So yeah, this cudgel feels like it's fuckin' Mjolnir right now.
Be it her vast book reading, allowing her to match and surpass those far more gifted, or the lack of repercussions for assaulting allies for being less than eternally grateful to her. One moment shines like a shining beacon of Sueness, and ironically, it's the one thing she does to avoid it. So the showdown from Last Jedi is in full swing with Rey fighting the Knights of Ren and Alaina fighting Kylo. By the end of this fight, Alaina will be down a leg and some non-vital guts. Place your bets on how! Multiple choice edition!
Alaina while formidable, is a lesser combatant to Kylo. It was foolish to try and Solo him.
The two are evenly matched, but as is the way of fighting with tiny sun sticks, all it takes is a slip up or a momentary lapse is all it will ever take to crown a victor.
A Knight of Ren was totally about to kill Rey and Aliana HEROICALLY throws her lightsaber to save her DEARLY BELOVED from Totally actually certain death and Kylo took the opportunity to hit her with a CHEAP SHOT!
If you guessed she did three, congrats, your brain works. Seeing the rest of the story falling under the same logic train, the story gets vapid and uninteresting unless you've already decided Alaina is the best ever of all time.
What can i say?
I like Samurai
And Knights
But also Cowboys
Pirate all the way.
Finally i found the original!
The first and last time Natsu lied to his baby girl.
Poor Nashi. She didn’t want to ‘hurt’ her daddy.
Fun fact: This image from Kim Momoru gave me inspiration for giving daughters to some characters in my Ben 10 fic.
From left to right:
Diana: Agreggor Daughter (On my fic Kevin had Devlin with a hooker while Gwen and Kevin had a son named Philip)
Wendy Tennyson: Ben daughter (Ken in my fic have her as a Younger sister)
Auriana: Albedo Daughter (Her father in my fic got turned into a Ben copy after a lab accident, and at some point he fell in love with a human woman and they married)
Rook Vanessa Blonko: Rook Daughter
Any questions regarding my fic im here to answer.
I shall name you... Slime... Lily...
Maybe it's time for gooner to evolve.
I originally only made this account to bring attention to the fact that Lily was caught with incest games on her computer with content that exactly matches the allegations against her in a lot of ways because at the time I made the blog, people weren't talking about it. But after a while I noticed that a lot of things that I had seen on Lily's streams weren't being posted on tumblr or anywhere else so I thought I would change that, but I don't think my blog name matches the majority of what I post about anymore. I have noticed that since a certain fox themed individual left that there is a blog title and moniker ripe for the taking... Perhaps I could be Liquid Lily... but like a much thicker and sticky consistency. Like a Viscous Liquid Lily perhaps.
Potato Dog is a Good Boy
I always use the term "she put them both in a blender and then got what was mixed on it". But i think your term is better to explain what she really did.
And in my critical opinion, All Tomorrows is better
Lily not realizing the hilarity of her “magnum opus” is shitting on space lesbians raising a kid and then goes on to create a revolutionary idea:
Space lesbians raising a kid
Is even worse actually because the original draft was actually SIBLINGS RAISING A KID ON SPACE AND LESBIANS CHILLING OUT.
Lily not realizing the hilarity of her “magnum opus” is shitting on space lesbians raising a kid and then goes on to create a revolutionary idea:
Space lesbians raising a kid
Wait a minute.
Wait a fucking minute.
I have seen this before.
Oh.
My.
God.
SHE IS REWRITING THIS?!
Lily not realizing the hilarity of her “magnum opus” is shitting on space lesbians raising a kid and then goes on to create a revolutionary idea:
Space lesbians raising a kid
Lily likes Amity and Luz from owl house and Charlie and Vaggie from Hazbin, well she can’t anymore because they are both incesty. Amity wears her hair up and then later wears it down SO DOES LUZS MOM that’s obviously some kind of complex, and Vaggie is an angel and Lucifer was also an angel this basically means they are the same person Charlie is dating her dad !!!! (This is a joke about Lilys arcane take obviously these are fine)
Lily with couples she like: Perfect, not a single mistake. If you disagree you are a [Insert the insult she uses today]
Also Lily when she dislike a couple or a certain character and adds them into her hate spyral on her vídeos and tumblr: INCEEEEESSSTTTTT!!!!! KYLE RON!!!!!!!!! HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So let me tell you how the 4 timelines of Pokemadhouse works!
In this post i explained about the 2-82 universe, from the oficial list made by lily of Pokemadhouse AUS, that in total are 3.
These 3 actually.
So lets give a resume from the 4 timelines:
Prime Timeline: Pokemadhouse
This is the original comic timeline, the timeline where all events of the comic happened, and the one that "Matters" in a way.
The best timeline according to Lily, where they are all ok, having happy lives and doing what they did in the comics.
2-82 Timeline: G Brainwashes Lily
This is the Timeline from the explanation i gave before: A timeline where G Brainwashes Lily to make her her wife and turns her into a puppet wife. Its a timeline hated by both Prime!G and Prime!Lily, because they know the G from this timeline is a monster but cant do nothing because its alternative timelines rules or something similar. Either way, very few info is given about this timeline, the main thing known is that the G in this timeline is blantaly evil.
Detail: The number of this timeline is a reference to Gardevoir number Pokedex, reinforcing the ideia of G being in control of everything.
1-3 Timeline: G Dies (TW: Death Mention, Abuse Mention, Depression Mention)
This is the saddest timeline from the 4. According to it, in 2017, around the same time Lily was dating Lizzy (Called Kirsten in the comics and refered as a monster in all timelines), G died somehow. Her death affected Lily in a very bad way, because 3 years after her death she was still incapable of reforming her life, so she just had a depressive breakdown.
She gave away all her pokemon, left behind all her friends and locked herself at her own home, not leaving for anything. Its implied that she has a relationship with someone abusive because in the wiki its said that her bag eyes are Actually BLACK EYES.
Oh and the icing in the cake: G in this timeline is a Ghost. Not a Ghost type or a poltergeist but a literal ghost no one can see or touch, that haunts Lily trying to find a way to help her, but she cant. So all she can do is stay with her.
The Timeline number, 1-3, is a reference to the number 13, because this timeline is also called Bad Luck AU.
4-20 Timeline: G and Lily are Stoners
This is the calmest Timeline of the 4, and the only one where the original Owner of the Madhouse is still living his happy life. On this AU, G and Lily basically decided to travel by themselves in a hippie-like style. All they do usually is smoke weed, pot, and chill out. The title of this timeline is a joke about 420 (Too obvious)
But in this timeline its also implied that G and Lily did the "Deed" after getting extremely High, an event in the comics that its called the "Microwave Lamen incident", a mistery that was never fully explained what it was and probably never will because of them both being so fucking High all the time they dont seem to care about anything else.
In this timeline Lily dont have any other pokemon too.
That's the 4 timelines, thank you for reading until here, now im gonna back to my life.
Peace
https://www.tumblr.com/lily-orchard-stuff/767748338287362048/looking-back-at-madhouse-it-really-was-just
So according to Lily's own commentary on her comic, for a long time Madhouse was just about how cool it would be to have a psychic best friend, then it was about making fun of people who wanted to fuck Gardevoirs, then it was therapy about people who develop feelings for people too easily trying to move past that, then G and the Violate arc were a reflection of Courtney abusing Lily, then the comic was always about Lily not wanting to fuck a Gardevoir and they were never getting together, now that whole arc is a funny, spontaneous will-they-won't-they.
Like these are all different things. These are all different stories with very different authorial intents behind them. And to the first person to ask why this matters: because despite trying to pin this on 'ADHD', it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.
“—it's actually Lily shifting around the meta framing of the story to feel out the explanation that best serves whatever public persona she's most invested in presenting at the moment, which is exactly how she's handled every controversy from Stockholm to Tara Callie to Courtney.”
YES, THANK YOU. That is exactly what she’s doing, cherry picking whatever narrative suits her self-interest best. It’s so… Agh. I hate it.
Anyways, here’s an old screenshot of Lily posting art of Madhouse!Lily and G being married.
