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my favorite somewhat underrated jarchivist moments

“a COMPLAINT? i could just as easily COMPLAIN about her WASTING MY TIME”

“before i address the central point of this statement, namely the question of…. whether the sky can eat people .”

melanie: “i should have known this was a COMPLETE waste of my time” jon: “probably 🙄”

“you don’t seem like you’re in your fifties?? or- or burnt to a crisp”

“you’re serious? you’re going on a date with… the dullard of skull mountain just so you have an excuse to eat a shopska salad?”

“another startling insight from the piercing investigative mind of georgie barker”

“WHAT is my metaphorical pit???”

melanie: “i mean it’s not like you have any reason to kill me” jon: noncommittal sound

martin: “melanie seems okay but i get the feeling she’s planning something?” jon: “i- i got that feeling. Too.”

“so. kidnapped. Again.”

“like colors, but if colors hated me. got it. christ i need a cigarette.”

“MARTIN. STOP trying to TOUCH the PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE. just PUT YOUR HANDS in YOUR POCKETS or SOMETHING-”

basira: “so would you say this was supposed to be churchill or alfred hitchcock?” jon: “jowls like that, could be either”

“coma! great! let’s rearrange his office! sleeping people don’t need. pens!”

“police brutality lawsuit? :)”

[picture of edwardian offense] “I what?”

daisy: “it’s a joke, jon.” jon: “oh! hAha! yes.”

“i mean you’re not suggesting that santa works for the people’s church..”

long-suffering sigh “fuck.”

“i’m starting to feel a little. Self Conscious being a post apocalyptic google !”

martin: “did it stir any feeling in you?” jon: “Yes! Nausea! Because of the Horrible Things In It!”

“Yes the Colossal Web stretching down into an Endless Pit is a Significant improvement😑”

“‘free will’ she says, as we stand in the middle of her FUCKING WEB”

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

So jon probably isn't ERROR right?? cus it's definitely a woman's voice so maybe it's an amalgamation of all of the past archivists in tmagp universe??

Also is Sam dead? I mean if celia could go through the rift in hilltop road maybe Sam is in archives universe? Idkk this ep was so confusing to listen to

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Beholdings special little boy

Anyone else getting absurd amounts of transformers content on their feed??

I don't follow anything to do with transformers or even like transformers so why???

I know there was a movie out recently but again I have nothing to do with transformers

I just finished episode 19 of neon genesis evangelion and I have just one thing to say

WHAT.

I can't do this anymore I miss them all so muchhhhhhh

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JAYCE TALIS GOD DAMN FOOL HEXTECH COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT, WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JAYCE TALLIS

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JAYCE TALIS I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE DO SO MANY FUCKED UP THINGS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jayce talis waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jayce talis speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

he better have some fucked upstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of fucked up technology and wanted the irl version ill go ham

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