Latest Posts by buyinbulk - Page 2

we are BAWLING

nevertheless, we ball

i love my son

HELP WHY AM I HEARING OMINOUS MUSIC

are you telling me youd willy his wonka.

willy wonkas little tricks wouldnt work on me cuz im not nine years old. im not going onto the factory floor during a tour thats insane

haha what no

hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

when i get in bed i feel my back become free of the weight it carries

^ me everyday?

i like adding secret meaning to my words-- like how neurotypical people do it

i am so normal i promise

anybodys skin incessantly crawl or is it just me

sometimes i run off and hide in small corners

be free

I'm going to eat your blog. If you give me an inch, if you let me onto your blog in any way shape or form I will begin to devour it post by post. and after every single post I will say yum, yummy. delicious post

snoot is a business fish here offishally on offishal fish business

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

HE DIED

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

for more context he is for a grade

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

i met my son today his name is dingle weezer and he is pregnant

hhhhhhhh

1 note within the next hour: i wont have a panic attack

1 note within the next hour: i wont have a panic attack

if i were a medieval peasant i would be so into not being a medieval peasant

the juxtaposition of my fluffy wuffy pj pants to the tshirt that rides up so high im practically shirtless

im actually quite enamored with the idea of living through an apocolypse, and considering how im the utmost unbothered by most happenings because i regularly hallucinate, im faring better than most should be,, luckily shits been going downhill for a while or people might be reacting like a medieval peasent to a nintindo switch

oh what a time to be american

oh what a time to be american

owie owow yeowch my back

notes goals!!!

0 notes: i will do nothing

there are no goals beyond that

i fear i was too hasty in speaking my mind, does anyone have a bridge i can borrow

today i picked up a peice of ice that was on my driveway; i dropped it and it went pchiechewchh like the sound of breaking legos in the lego batman video game. it was for the boys and i am the boys

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

if i postpone my oncoming crisis enough i could avert it with the fifth mainia episode this week :D

my bones are ffucking strong stop telling me to drink more milk >:((

me when i find out spiceiness is caused by capsaisun and The Pain isnt real: mmgh kimchi

this but me with kimchi