Billy: hey Freddy
Billy: can I tell you something in confidence
Freddy: sure always
Billy: OK but you have to promise not to judge me
Freddy: well that depends on what it is
Billy:
Billy: OK whatever here goes
Billy: so you know how I was on a mission with the League today
Freddy: yeah? you told me all about it
Billy: ok so after Aquaman got out of the river he took his shirt off, I guess cause it was wet?
Freddy: makes sense
Billy: so he's just walking around with his shirt off and I kind of. realised something.
Freddy: yeah?
Billy: just. realised something. you know?
Freddy: I have no idea what you're getting at
Billy: okay
Billy: okay
Billy: *deep breath*
Billy: Aquaman is fuckin hot
Freddy:
Freddy: .....you only just notice?
„as if it came out of memories of the Shire, some sunlit early morning,“
Another scene from The Two Towers!! 🍃
Watch me illustrate the entire LOTR series by accident 😭
This is a thing from August (when I played Lego Hobbit, or it was earlier?). So I finished the story line, but when I was returning for side quests, it always seemed like Bilbo jumped from that rampart (later I found out it was happening because of lower graphics xD). I also made a little gameplay video.
Bruce: .....
Cass, covered in fake blood & holding a prop knife: .....
Bruce: alright walk me through what happened here
Cass: I deduced that Tim had to be the murderer
Bruce: and?
Cass: and I avenged the victim's death.
Bruce: *inhales* okay,
My new favorite Merlin AU is that Merlin finally confesses to Arthur about his magic, but Merlin is too flustered to think straight and there’s some miscommunication.
What Merlin says: I have magic 😔
What Merlin thinks he said: I am a powerful sorcerer and I use my magic every day to protect you and all of Camelot. We are two sides of the same coin, our destinies forever intertwined. Spare me and I will help you become the once and future king.
What Arthur hears: I know a few cantrips. Please don’t kill me.
So Arthur eventually comes to terms with Merlin knowing some magic and things kinda go back to normal except Merlin starts using minor spells in front of Arthur to speed up chores.
But then while Arthur is working to legalize magic (because of course he would) and make reparations to magic users, he asks Merlin to accompany him to a meeting with the Druids. Arthur asks the Druids to nominate a court sorcerer and they just look at him confused like
Druids: why not ask the great sorcerer Emrys?
Arthur: ok where do I find him?
Druids: points to Merlin sitting 1 foot away
Arthur: why did you hide this vital information from me!?
Merlin: … I did tell you, didn’t I? Whoops
Bonus
Arthur: Gwen! Knights! Merlin is the most powerful sorcerer to ever live! Can you believe it?
Everyone … yeah. We saw him shooting Lightning while riding a dragon just last week.
Arthur:🫨…😐
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