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Just thinking of the Justice League having a movie night and watching something like Lilo and Stitch, and Billy trying his hardest not to laugh at some jokes, cringe moments, funny accidents, etc. The others absolutely know and laugh along so he doesn't feel embarrassed or anything without knowing he's a kid and not just easy to laugh at small things like that. Especially after they find out he's a kid they don't mind him giggling or laughing at the movies or shows.
What if Danny Fenton and Billy Batson become fast friends. Danny is annoyed at cultists trying to send "brides" to the Ghost King. Billy is weirded out when adults try to flirt with Captain Marvel. Danny hits upon the idea that they should be each other's beards. If the Ghost King and the Champion of Magic are very publicly dating, that should keep unwanted suitors off their backs, right?
Of course they are both absolute Chaos Gremlins about it.
Cultist: We offer you this sacrifice, oh great king!
Danny: One moment please *whips out fenton phone* Hey honey, guess what? Some idiots are trying to tempt me away from you again. You got my coordinates?
Billy: *Kool Aid man entrance* Who dares?!
Cultists: Run awaaaaay!
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Captain Marvel takes a hit while fighting a villain. Phantom out of nowhere with a steel chair!
Danny: Nobody hurts my schnookums!
Everyone: ???
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Captain Marvel brings Phantom to the next JL potluck as his plus one, with Danny in full creepy ghost mode.
Billy: Oh yes, we've been on again, off again for the last thousand years or so. We have our differences, but nobody gets me quite like he does! *exaggarated dreamy sigh*
Hal: That's nice...
Meanwhile Danny is shoving an entire burger in his mouth, displaying multiple rows of sharp teeth.
Danny: Man, I love the 21st century! Food sure has changed a lot since I died. And the technology!
Ollie: Oh? When did you die?
Danny: *glares* It's incredibly rude to ask a ghost about their death
Nearby Leaguers are edging away, nervous about being on the menu next.
Flash: Hotdogs! Who wants hotdogs?!
Danny: Oh, me! As long as they don't fight back
Everyone: wtf is going on here
Could you do a tweet about pigs flying and having a Leaguer (maybe Nightwing?) getting confused
I really enjoyed reading these tweets. They’re really good :))))
Thank you!
Bonus:
Submissions and asks are open! If you have any requests or any fake tweets of your own just send them in! I will answer your ask or credit you, if you are anonymous I will credit ‘anonymous’. Any that are uncredited or don’t have an ask attached are my own.
Suggestions for backround characters to reply to tweets are also welcome! Please Include a username, display name, what city they’re in (do I know what superhero they may see in their day to day life) and a general personality like how they’d react to things. Nothing too complicated plz, it’s hard enough to remember the seven or so I made up already but I need a bit more diversity lol.
Butch Captain Marvel meme
Because I talked about it on Discord
Billy Batson, The Fill in for Robin. (WIP)
In all honesty Bruce had never really intended for Billy to always be a substitute for when Damian was sick or not available to go out as Robin. It just so happened that Billy was almost Always available to fill in as Robin.
Usually he would only have Billy fill in when none of his other children were patrolling, he didn’t need to hear them complaining about him adopting another Black haired Blue eyed child. (He tried it didn’t work) but unfortunately Dick decided to suit up that night and ended up running into Billy and Bruce, Well Robin and Batman.
At First Dick been shocked that there was another Robin, Did Damian know? Did Alfred know was honestly the more important question. Of course he knew he was most likely the one who made another costume for the poor kid!
It’s the Batman and Captain teaming up! What could go wrong?
A lot of things apparently.
So Batman and Captain Marvel teamed up for a stealth mission, The Bat thought he could teach the other man how to properly Be stealthy. He didn’t expect the man to bring Jr.
Freddy was so excited to finally go on a real mission! And the fact that Batman was going to be there too!? He was pumped to finally meet the man.
(I had more to write in Freddy’s POV but I lost motivation so here.)
Robin and Captain Marvel “relationship”
I’m gonna be honest I don’t really have anything against Damian x Billy but I like them more as friends.
Robin and Captain Marvel are a duo none of the JL or the Batfamily expected, but the two got along great. So much so that Batman was starting to get a little suspicious about Marvel’s relationship with his son. But the man hadn’t done anything vile to Robin so maybe just maybe he could leave them be. For now.
Meanwhile Billy and Damian were currently at Fawcett city Zoo petting Tawny like nothing was wrong, even as the staff of said Zoo panicked. Damian while he had initially found out the Captain’s identity for blackmail purposes like this but…He’s been actually having fun with the other teen. Maybe he could actually make another friend that isn’t Jon or his pets.
Wizard whatcha you doing in here? 🤨
Imagine, Mary decided to wear the other ring (they somehow found it)
Marvel and Mary: *wearing matching wedding rings as they walk through the watchtower*
Black Canary: “…”
Green Arrow: “Wait a damn minute-“
Batman: “Hn. *Silent horror and internal screaming*
Flash: “…Uhhhh-“
Freddy/Junior: *About to start some drama cause why not*
Accessories
The twins couldn’t believe it. They had gotten news that after nearly five years their father‘s body, or rather it was left it, had been somehow pulled from the tomb. So, Billy and Mary were allowed to collect some of the things from the body.
Billy and Mary: *walking over to the collection site*
Coworker 1: “The Batson twins?”
Billy and Mary: *pause and look over to Coworker 1*
Coworker 1: “My god you two are all grown up.”
Mary: “Do we know you…?” *shares a look with Billy*
Coworker 1: “Ah you were probably too young to remember. I was a work friend of your father’s. I met you both when you were babies.”
Coworker 2: *walks over* “So did I!”
Billy: “Oh cool…” *sounds awkward and shares another look with Mary*
Billy and Mary didn’t know that all the people there were either friends of C.C. or Marilyn. They didn’t know that this entire thing was basically turned into a sort of funeral, seeing as none of their friends got to go to C.C.’s. The people were nice though. Most had flocked to them, telling the twins stories about their father and mother which everyone was honestly grateful for. It made the entire thing hurt less for them.
Coworker 2: “But anyways, are you two here to collect the stuff from the body?”
Billy: “Yeah.” *nods head*
Coworker 1: “Well, it’s just over there.” *points in a direction*
Mary and Billy: “Thank you.” *in unison*
Coworker 1: “No problem.”
Coworker 1 & 2: *watch the twins go*
Coworker 2: “Those poor kids.”
After this, neither of the twins could bring themselves to go out in their Marvel forms for about a week. A direct result of their grieving was that everyone was concerned about where the two superheroes had gone. For the Fawcitizens, they were worried sick about their lovable heroes. For the JL, one of the sunniest person they know, and one their heaviest hitters just up and disappeared and isn’t answering his comm. For the YJ, one of their kindest and lovable members poofed and was gone. For magic users, their Champion just vanished. And for the Marvels’ villains, they were confused because the imbeciles they fight nearly every week didn’t seem like the type of people to just abandon their post. Safe to say, it threw a lot of people off.
Meanwhile, Billy and Mary are looking at the things C.C. had with him during his last moments. The man only had his wedding ring and a pair of now broken glasses. The backpack he had been spotted with before going into the tomb was nowhere to be found. So, now with these two items were in the twins’ possession, they decided to do something with them. Billy put the string on some yarn he got from an old lady a couple doors down, and as for the glasses, he and Mary pooled as much money as they could to get the frame fixed, thankfully getting a discount because the glasses fixer had a soft spot for kids. They didn’t care for the lenses because they remember their mother saying something about how C.C.’s vision was absolutely terrible. Billy now lets the ring hang around his neck from the yarn and Mary wears the glasses on her head since they’re too big for her face.
Unfortunately for them, they couldn’t grieve forever. Black Adam showed up in Fawcett and literally demanded they come out of hiding. So they did, or at least Billy did. He let Mary stay home.
Black Adam: “There you are.”
Marvel: *waves to Adam* “Heeeey… Sorry I’ve been gone for a bit. I’ve been busy.”
They fought like usual, and everything was going normal until…
Marvel: *punches Adam in the face*
Black Adam: *skids back and his hand went to his face*
Marvel: *confused because he’s seen him shrug of worse*
Black Adam: *moves and there’s a nice ring mark on his face*
Marvel: *jaw slightly drops and looks to the hand he punched him with*
Yup, for some reason, the ring translated to his Marvel form. (The Gods were feeling like causing drama) He honestly felt so bad for Adam because the mark looks like it’s going to welt. They wrapped up the fight soon after that. The fight was caught on the news and everyone was happy Cap was back, although they were still concerned as to why Mary hadn’t appeared. They were hoping she’d come back too.
Eventually though, someone pointed out the wedding ring. That was how everyone collectively came to the conclusion that Marvel had been gone because he was getting married. Everyone was then collectively distraught. Like the JL are upset because Marvel didn’t invite them, let alone mention it. The YJ are upset because Mary didn’t tell them she was leaving. They also would’ve liked to be invited too. As for the simps and or stans? All screaming, crying, and throwing up.
After fighting Black Adam, the twins decided to get back into heroics. When Mary transforms now, she gets to wear her father’s glasses. (Her Gods just wanted her to look more like a cutie patootie) Everyone was eating up the new look. The two decided to clear the air with their friends too.
At the Watchtower…
Marvel: *sitting at a meeting table being bombarded*
Flash: “Dude I invited you to my wedding! Is the sentiment not the same??” *sounds completely betrayed*
Marvel: *confused* “Wha-”
Supes: “I invited you to mine too!”
Billy ended up having to make a flimsy excuse that no one believed. As for Mary…
M’gann: “Mary? You went to a wedding? Why didn’t you tell us??”
Mary: “What do you mean? Marvel and I just went on a little adventure that got out of hand.” *all calm and stuff*
Kid Flash: “What about the ring?”
Mary: “What ring- Oooh the ring. Marvel just wanted to accessorize. Trust.”
Also, as for how C.C.’s body hadn’t just been dust? Here are a couple solutions you can choose from: This AU isn’t a time bubble AU, or this AU is a time bubble AU but since the tomb held Black Adam, it’s remaining magical properties slowed down the decomposition rate of C.C.’s body, or the wizard did something and that slowed the decomposition rate, or something else, which I would LOVE to hear yall’s ideas.
Marvel: Seriously, stop treating me like a newbie please, i was out there being a hero before you were even born.
Superman: Wait- What?
Batman: Hn....*Wondering whether to go check this out now or later*
Free Me From These Shackles
The first time the JL met Marvel was during an alien invasion in Metropolis. The hero was new, and quite cheery whenever they interacted with him. He was like Superman 2.0., but more red and somehow more of a Boy Scout. In fact, speaking of Superman, the meshed together like peanut butter and jelly. Anyways, back to the point, when they first met him he was new and seemingly, emphasis on seemingly, naïve and inexperienced.
So, they tried to help him, much to Billy’s hidden annoyance. And he was annoyed! He won’t deny that. They were treating him like a newbie!
Like, the time Superman came to Fawcett and started critiquing every single thing he did in a fight against Captain Nazi.
Marvel and Captain Nazi(CN): *fighting*
Supes: *just hovering to the side*
CN: *throws a car*
Marvel: *catches it and puts it down*
Supes: “You know, you could’ve thrown that back at him?”
Marvel: “What?” *gets distracted and last minute dodges a punch, proceeds to fly far away from Captain Nazi*
Supes: *follows after him* “I’m saying you could’ve thrown the car back at him. Or the lamppost he threw you earlier. Or the hotdog stand.”
Marvel: “Why would I do that?”
CN: *flying after him*
Marvel: “What if he breaks it? That’s someone’s stuff. Or what if he deflects it? Property damage can kick your behind. How do you not know that?”
Supes: “Does your city not pay for it? Then again…”
…he was new, Clark thought. It would make sense for the city not to cover him yet.
Marvel: “What? Why would they? Wouldn’t that mess up taxes?”
Supes: “Now that I think about it, it really should.”
Clark was amazed as to how his taxes or rent never went up, no matter how much destruction happened in Metropolis.
Or the time Batman tried helping him diffuse a bomb even though Billy has had plenty experience already. They were at an alien site and trying to diffuse an alien bomb though so he supposed he could give him the benefit of the doubt.
Even if it was annoying.
Marvel: *squats down and rips off bomb lid*
Batman: “Careful.”
Marvel: “Careful what?” *looking at a bunch of wires*
Batman: *peers over his shoulder* “We don’t have enough informa—”
Marvel: “Uh huh uh huh.” *barely listening and snaps a blue wire with his fingers*
Solomon: *blabbling instructions*
Batman: *startles and jumps back*
Marvel: *gives him a look before snapping another two wires*
Batman: *baffled at how they aren’t literally dead, and wondering if Billy’s run into this tech before*
Marvel: *snaps one more wire and bomb powers off* “Alright.” *stands back up* “Man, I am starving. Your city has his joint called Bat-Burger, right? Is it good?”
Batman: “…Yes.” *somehow had a blank face but still conveying that he thinks Marvel is crazy*
Billy honestly didn’t know why he thought so. Sivana’s had more complicated stuff fit for random Tuesdays instead of long, dastardly plots or invasions.
Free Billy from these shackles of people thinking he’s a newbie as if he hasn’t done this longer than them.
I loved it, I felt the need to squeeze my brain power and capacity and try to write at least a little-
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Barry was really excited for the League meeting this time! (which is a rare thing)
It turns out that this time, they would be getting a new member! A considerably new hero from Fawcette City, named Captain Marvel!
He's heard some stories about the new guy, and seriously bro, the whole of Fawcette seems to love him, that should be more than enough of an indication that the man is nice
So Barry tried to get there a bit more early and not be late this time, just a little bit.
The speedster happily sat down in his chair next to Hal and greeted him, then trying to be patient as he waited for the trinity and the rookie to arrive for the meeting to begin.
It took a little while, but soon Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman arrived with who Barry assumed was Captain Marvel, if he had to guess with that red suit and the fact that Fawcette's new hero was affectionately nicknamed as Big Red Cheese.
Batman: I would like to introduce everyone to Captain Marvel, the new hero who emerged from Fawcette and the newest member of the Justice League.
The said hero waved a little shyly to everyone in the room but with a big and shining smile on a small two-seconds delay as if he was checking his cue at the moment.
Superman: We hope everyone on the team can give a great welcome to Marvel as a new coworker and friend!
The big blue scout says with his usual encouraging smile.
Wonder Woman: We also expect everyone to understand and include Marvel, given to his certain... condition.
The Amazon added, looking at everyone in the room analytically.
Green Lantern: And what condition exactly would that be?
Hal questioned what Barry and probably the others were curious to know.
Batman: Captain Marvel unfortunately suffers from deafness, so I will be providing a sign language course for everyone in the League, in addition to being able to communicate with Marvel, it is also a step towards expanding the members' communication skills, that would be useful in case interacting with deaf civilians is necessary. *The dark knight clicked on his tablet and sent the said course to everyone.*
Batman: Attendance at the course for least twice a week is mandatory.
He added in a firm tone.
Meanwhile, Marvel was standing behind the trinity, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, still with a beaming smile on his face as the situation was explained.
Is it weird that Barry finds the deaf electrolux refrigerator grown ass man's behavior kinda cutie potatie?
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After the meeting ended, the speedster made a point of going to Marvel.
Flash: Hey man! *He called, momentarily forgetting about the other's deafness and half a second later remembering and then touching his shoulder to get his attention.*
Marvel: *He jumped slightly in fright and turned around to see a slightly embarrassed but also excited Flash.*
He smiled at Barry and waved at him before pulling out a little notebook from god knows where.
Hello! You are the Flash, right? It's nice to meet you!
Barry nodded and left in a second to go to his room and get a notebook himself.
Yes I am! And you are Captain Marvel, i have heard a lot of things about ya, it's to nice meet you too buddy! :)
Really? Cool, I wish it wasn't anything weird! I would like to not cause a bad first impression :D
Naahh, just nice stuff, the people from your city genuinely loves you, huh?
I think you could say that, I always try my best to help anyone who needs, so be loved by those people is kinda nice and makes my heart warm ^^
Yeap, the guy is nice, and kinda cute, It's like interacting with a big, condensed, radiant sunshine ball.
Cool! You really are quite a hero, huh? I'd would love to be your friend.
Marvel froze for a second, before his eyes widened and his smile grew brighter and brighter (if that's possible)
Yes yes!! I would love to be your friend too! You have no idea! :DD
The writing was a bit messy from Marvel's hustle and bustle, but it was still quite readable and got the message across well.
Soon the sprinter found himself wasting a few more sheets of paper and pen ink on more conversation.
Something tells he his future self might thank him for this.
Deaf Captian Marvel
When Billy came to the Rock of Eternity he was so confused and oh so excited
The idea of getting super powers and helping people? A dream come true
The wizard told him to prepare himself and called the lightining
It was loud and scary, the crackling, booming sound echoed trough the throne room, filling every little nook and cranny with its presence
And thus, Billy Batsons word came silent
And Captain Marvel awoke
Justice league had the newbie from Fawcett on their radar for a while now, he seems good at what he does and seems genuinely nice
They eventually decided that it's time to finally recruit him
They land on the roof of a tall building where Captain Marvel, as the people called him, was hovering on, drawing something in a notebook
Superman: hello, you're Captian Marvel, right?
The Captian didn't answer him, didn't even acknowledge him, just kept drawing. Rude
Bruce: Captian Marvel
Still nothing
Wonder Woman: I kindly ask you to at least look at us when we're talking to you
When she placed her hand on his shoulder he flinched and turned around frightenent
Like he didn't notice they've been there for some time now
Superman: ah finally, we'd like to talk to you about- huh?
Captian Marvel was motioning him to stop, he opened his notebook on a fresh page and started scribbling something and showed them when he was done
I'm deaf, sorry
Oh
Oh
That explains why he didn't hear them earlier
Batman started signing to him but was met with frantic shaking head
So he took out a notebook
How long have you been deaf?
Since always
The how come you don't know sign language? Don't people who are born deaf learn it early on to talk with people?
I never really had anyone to teach me or talk to
Well that was, sad
Are you interested in joining the Justice League?
As soon as Captian Marvel readed the note he started shaking his head and smiling as brightly as a sun
Well then it's decided
On the next meeting Batman assigned mandatory sign language lessons
Here is the summary, notes, and a snippet of when the Captain gets “de-aged”. I also need a beta reader if anybody wants to dm me. First chapter is not finished but has 752 words as of today.
I’m like 90% sure this is going to be multiple chapters!!!
Working on a fic, possibly a one shot for Billy Batson and the rest of the League. Don’t expect much in still in highschool. >_<
If my isekai self-insert can't be Dick Grayson's twink older brother, Mitchell Grayson, because he's "a Gary Stu" and would become "overpowered", then I want my second choice to be an inky blob of Eldritch knowledge that manifests in Fawcette City once a week to be a guest on WhizKid's Radio/Podcast.
My segment is gossiping about the secrets of heroes and villains, but vaguely or only about really useless information. Or occasionally incredibly specific instructions. Sometimes Billy and I answer questions from Chirper or Readdit.
"Who is the Red Hood?"
"The grandson of Batman's most beloved teacher. It's causing some issues."
"What is Superman's biggest secret?"
"Superman spot-checks the lead levels of infant formula whenever he's near a grocery store."
"Is there anything I need to know right now?"
"There's an unattended lit candle in the dorm room across the hall from yours - the door with the three pink post-it notes and the whiteboard with the purple butterfly sticker. You should call the RA before a badly hung scarf catches aflame in two minutes."
"What is the meaning of life?"
"Why do you want meaning? Isn't being alive enough?"
"Do you have a favorite human?"
"Yes."
"Is it me?"
"Perhaps."
The horror on J'onn's face is incredible.
I LOVE CAPTAIN MARVEL SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I finally found a way to draw him in a way I like so I can now shit post with Billy! He's so silly! If anyone has any suggestions for little memes with the Captain, then please send them my way, I'd love to have more to draw.
I would love to see Marvel in MAWS, he would be so fun.
The idea for this comic is from here and by @billymarvel !!!
and here’s a bonus!
I love the trope where when characters have a double life they know others who are apart of both lives but neither of them are aware of this. cough cough billy and clark. I mean they are both reporters/involved with newspapers so i’m surprised they don’t have there secret identities interact more
After 8 months (and a lot of procrastination) I finally finished this billy animation!!
Part twooooooooo!!!!!!
Captain Marvel quotes based on actual conversations I’ve had. No this is not me projecting
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Billy: I just had an intrusive thought
Mary: don’t bite the dog tiger .
Billy: no- what no, that’s a you thought. In fact, that’s a you common thought.
Mary: oh, then what is it?
Billy: wouldn’t it be funny if we locked the door and when Freddy comes back, we pretend to be asleep, and of anyone calls, we say he was in the house and just gaslight everyone.
Mary: that would be funny.
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Billy: I think I might have a problem
Mary: what’s your problem
Billy: I don’t know, I said I think I might have one.
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Billy, done with everything: Forget Veni, Vidi, Vici
Freddy: it’s Money, Mugging, Meeting
Mary: it’s Seduce, Sedate, Castrate
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Billy: gods I wish I was still an only child
Freddy: but you’re the youngest of three?
Billy: let me have this
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Mary, at Tawny: don’t look at me like that. You kicked my iPad across the room!
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Mary: bite the dog tiger
Billy: but I’m wearing Vaseline
Mary: ew no, don’t bite the dog tiger
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Freddy: people keep telling me I need to see this, I need to see that. I don’t want to see anything, I’m tired
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Let me know if you want a part 2 cause I get very unhinged quotes. It got to the point where I sometimes wrote them down, and I look back on it and it’s like wtf. Then I remember the context. You’re not getting the context though.
Watch the car gt hit by lightning
After 8 months (and a lot of procrastination) I finally finished this billy animation!!
Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been stricken by lightning and died by his side
Mary:
Mary and food
Mary likes to eat stuff as the sergeant that she cant as mary, mostly stuff that would literally kill her on a good day.
it started with eating stray bullets, but now whenever the captain hears mary chewing on something, he has to tell her to spit it out like a dog. the justice league is very concerned for her wellbeing at this point
batman: What are you eating, seargent?
mary: just this kryptonite
in her defense, she is helping out all the kryptonians by lowering the amount of it left! That fact its being lowerd into her stomach is no ones buisness!!!
Constantine meet sunny (his thing is that he’s so nice people will drop what they’re doing to give him their stuff (including in the middle of a crime spree))
And something something captain marvel at one point Sunny was given a piece of Constantine’s soul and just gave it to marvel because he knows he does magic or something
Also, rowdy sparkle (sunnys cousin) causes mischief and chaos with captain marvel and klarion
I need a fic where all the magic users know that the Champion of Magic is a child so they just start unintentionally co-parenting Billy.
Like, John Constantine will take him on outings to hell. Billy will run off and come back with a piece of Constantine’s soul that had been gambled away and Billy will refuse to explain how he got it.
Dr. Fate (against his better judgment) sets up a playdate between Billy and Klarion the Witch Boy where they are just running around causing chaos (nothing harmful thanks to Billy)
Zatanna lets Billy come to her shows where he’s putting every other audience member to shame with how loud he claps and cheers whenever Zatanna does a trick.
Give me a scenario where magic users are regularly teleporting into the watchtower just to give Captain Marvel a packed lunch, and telling him off —in front of the JL— for forgetting it.
Island Retreat
Some JL members get stranded on an island.
Marvel: “I caught couple rats and a rabbit.” *holding the rats by their tails and the rabbit by its legs*
GA: “Ooh nice. I got a deer. Can I have a rat or two? They taste like stringy chicken.”
Marvel: “Sure!”
WW: “I brought back a bear.” *points behind her to a bear*
GA and Marvel: “Woah, Wondy you’re the best!”
The reason Marvel didn’t get anything bigger was because as Billy, he’s used to catching rats and pidgins so he stuck to what he was used to. GA just was just hunting, and Wonder is just Wonder. Now, of course as Marvel, he could’ve catch bigger things. This was utilized when Arthur, Diana, and him made a challenge of hunting and ran around trying to hunt the most. Diana won with a warthog, three deer, a rabbit, and a snake.
So, here’s the squad: Marvel, Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman.
They turned this into a vacation guys. They’re playing beach ball with a makeshift ball. They’re using the radio they’re supposed to be using to radio for help, for music. They’re chilling.
Aquaman: *stops paying attention to their beach ball game and doesn’t even notice as it smacks into his head as he’s looking to the water*
GA: “Dude…? Why’d you throw our game? Now we’re behind those two.” *looks to where Arthur’s looking*
Marvel and WW: *also look over to the water*
*silence*
Dolphin: *suddenly pops up out of nowhere tugging a crate with him*
Aquaman: “Oh my god…” *rushes over*
GA, Marvel, WW: *confused*
Aquaman: *opens crate* “Alcohol!”
All of them were later chilling on the beach, drinking cocktails of their choices…
GA: “The is the life…”
Aquaman: *Agreed. It’s nice to have a couple days away from Atlantis and being a hero. Speaking of which, Cap, I’m honestly surprised you’re so chill about this.”
Marvel: “Whatcha mean?”
GA: “Dude, you never take breaks.”
Marvel: “Wha? Of course I do.”
WW: “Brother, the other day I heard Bruce discussing with Clark about the fact that out of the six years you’ve been on the team, you’ve never once asked for some kind of leave.”
GA: “Wait really??”
Marvel: *silence* “I don’t see how it’s a bad thing.”
Aquaman: “It is a bad thing, pal. That’s not normal. You don’t have any family you need to visit or spend time with?”
Marvel: “No, not really. Junior and Mary are in the hero bizz so we spend a lot of time together already. Then, as for you guys, I see you almost every day since I go to the Watchtower a lot.”
GA: *gasp* “You consider us family?” *sounds touched*
Marvel: “Yes? Is that bad?” *sounds self conscious*
Aquaman: “Not at all. I for one am happy to be apart of your family.” *sounds proud*
WW: “As am I. I’m happy we’re siblings, brother.”
When the four were finally found, they got scolded by Bats and Supes.
Batman and Supes: *standing side by side*
Batman: *bat-glaring them all*
Supes: “What is wrong with you?! You can’t just shipwreck and then not contact us! Why didn’t you use the emergency radio?!”
GA: “There was an emergency radio?”
Supes: “Yes!”
Marvel: *whispers to Arthur in Atlantean* “Is he talking about the radio we used to play music?”
Aquaman: *whispers back in Atlantean* “I think so.”
Supes: “What’re you two saying?”
Marvel and Aquaman: *simultaneously, and in English* “Nothing.”
Supes: *starts ranting again*
WW: *whispers in Greek* “What were you guys saying?”
Marvel: *also switches to Greek* “The radio. We think it was the one we used to play music.”
Supes: “Guys! I can still hear you!”
Marvel: “Sorry Mr. Superman.”
WW: “Apologies, Clark.”
Supes: *starts ranting again*
GA: *in Italian* “What were you guys talking about?”
Marvel: *in Italian* “Remember the radio? We think that was the SOS radio.”
Supes: “GUYS. Stop whispering in languages we don’t understand—”
Batman: “I understood two out of those three.”
Supes: “—In languages I don’t understand!” *looks to Bruce*
Batman: “They weren’t using the SOS radio to signal for help.”
Aquaman: “We were using it for music.”
GA: “Arthur! You snitch!”
Aquaman: “What? They were gonna find out anyways.”
Supes: “Why were you guys playing music???”
WW: “We had what one would call a vacay.”
Supes: *takes a deep breath* “Okay. Marvel, go sit over there.” *points to a couple feet away from the other three*
Marvel: “What? Why?”
Supes: “Because you speak to many languages! Now go.”
Marvel: *pitifully walks over there*
Supes: “Now, back to what I was saying.” *starts ranting again*
Okay but some in the JL has definitely gone through the Watchtower security cam footage and made a compilation video of Captain Marvel banging his head on the top of a doorway.
And I’m pretty sure we all know that he must do that a lot.
Heroes at the watchtower: Why are they staring at each other? I hope they get along..
14-year-old Danny in his adult ghost king form:
14-year-old Billy in his adult Shazam form:
a bunk bed conversation
Billy: hey Freddy
Billy: can I tell you something in confidence
Freddy: sure always
Billy: OK but you have to promise not to judge me
Freddy: well that depends on what it is
Billy:
Billy: OK whatever here goes
Billy: so you know how I was on a mission with the League today
Freddy: yeah? you told me all about it
Billy: ok so after Aquaman got out of the river he took his shirt off, I guess cause it was wet?
Freddy: makes sense
Billy: so he's just walking around with his shirt off and I kind of. realised something.
Freddy: yeah?
Billy: just. realised something. you know?
Freddy: I have no idea what you're getting at
Billy: okay
Billy: okay
Billy: *deep breath*
Billy: Aquaman is fuckin hot
Freddy:
Freddy: .....you only just notice?
See, it’s not his fault about this whole situation; he’d been incredibly upfront about it from the start, and it’s really, truly not his fault if the Justice League simply couldn’t listen.
That was a terrible way to start that off, and Billy backtracked.
What he’d meant to say was that he was extremely, explicitly clear in what he’d said when he’d first joined up. Considering the fact that one of the founding members was Batman, a world renowned detective, and another was Superman, someone who could hear anything in the world, he decided to just—out himself as it were. Get ahead of the jump. Lay all his cards on the table. You get it, don’t you?
And now here he was, a few years later listening to them bickering. He didn’t even remember what had started this up, but knew that the turning point was Wonder Woman—Diana, she asked to him to call her Diana—freezing up and looking at him in shock before breathing out,
“You’re a child.”
Well—yes? Wasn’t that something he’d told them from the start. He’d literally told them,
“I’m twelve.”
Sure, he was in his Captain Marvel form, but that didn’t detract from the fact that he had in fact told them.
Green Lantern—Hal, not Guy—looked at him in betrayal. “I cannot believe you!”
He didn’t have much to say to that except confusion.
“Uh—why? I literally told you this when I joined? I don’t understand why you guys are making such a big deal out of this.”
“We thought you’d been on the superhero scene for twelve years! Not that you were actually twelve!”
Ohhhh. Yeah, that made sense.
Billy Batson but he was incredibly upfront about his real age from the beginning, people just misinterpreted that as how long he's been a hero. This is funny only because it puts him as the most experienced hero in the League and people are mad about it
The first piece of fanart, I've ever gotten and it's incredible. Thank you so much @doodlesforfics this is amazing. And they have other fanart too for other fics on AO3, go check them out!
Who’s Old Now? by @lirabuswavi (um i hope i tagged the right person, cause like im 80% sure you are same ao3 lirabuswavi, if not im sorry <;D)
ok this one-shot literally opened my eyes to sheer chaos possibility of Adult!Fenton adopting kid Billy B. while Teenager!Phantom being mistaken as Shazam’s ward and just ladskjsdk??? superhero/magic/ghost community would not be prepared. amazing fic. such fun.
and some doodles inspired by the fic
let lil Billy have retired ghost superhero possibly eldritch overpowered being Phantom as protective Dad.