Day 2 Of Bagginshield-tober: Garden 🪴

lmao

fellas does your boyfriend ever feel a little sad so you create an elaborate story that makes him think he's the chosen one from ye olde prophecies and you have everyone he's ever known stand around and clap for him

i haven’t seen anyone make this one, so i made it🥰

Au where luke is absolutely shite at cooking but redeemed!vader has not had proper food in two decades + has an artificial digestive system that can digest anything so vader thinks luke's cooking is absolutely jawdroppingly amazing. Luke gives vader raw chicken topped with beans.... and vader's so proud of his (not) talented son. The food reminds him of padme because she was bad at cooking too. Vader experiencing that ratatouille food critic flashback scene except its with padme and both foods are absolutely rancid

Dick: [about Damian] Baby vibes, hold gentle, like hamburger

Jason: Bastard vibes, punt like football

Dick: No!

Tim: Yeet into the sun, perish like Icarus

Dick: NO!!!

Holiday Sam and Max! 🎄

How does it feel to be the baddest bitch? I ask, curiously

Its a lifestyle. Words cannot describe that which i was born with

i answer, answering-ly

got bullied into posting this :/ never showing my face in public again

Cowards

My new LOTR tattoo! I love it 💖