What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?
Young Justice: *does something stupid/dangerous*
Billy, as Captain Marvel: *frantically searches for an adult in the situation*
Billy:
Billy: oh shit, i'm the adult in the situation
The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Thorin: How do I make a date really romantic?
Balin: Be mysterious.
Thorin: Okay!
*later*
Bilbo: So where are we going?
Thorin: None of your fucking business.
TimTim AU
=Tim's greatest daily struggle is to trying not to burst out in laughter, especially unprompted. Drake and him have the same sense of weird humor, so they often end up making each other laugh. Problem is, only Tim can hear Drake, so this just ends up making Tim look insane when he just starts giggling to himself for what looks like no reason.
=After a year of living in one body, Tim and Drake start sharing each other's major scars. It's one reason why Tim starts to grow out his hair to help cover the burn scar on the back of his neck that originated from Drake.
=Tim develops a habit of finding small, hidden spaces to take naps in, both at the manor and Mount Justice. The only people that usually can find him are Alfred or Kon. Dick to his credit keeps trying, but he's still never found Tim once.
=After awhile, Raven actually offers to teach Tim soul magic, the very same magic she uses to project her Soul-Self.
big brother dick grayson >>>>>>>>>>>>>
That one dr.house image but make it Merlin
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