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THE SIGNS AS BONES CHARACTERS

Temperance "Bones" Brennan: Virgo

Agent Seeley Booth: Leo

Jack Hodgins: Taurus

Zack Addy: Gemini

Angela Montenegro: Aquarius

Daniel Goodman: Capricorn

THE SIGNS AS DRAGONS

Aries: Black dragon that is obsessed with death and destruction, quick to anger. Active mostly at night, has poison breath and usually lives in swamp areas. Has slimy scales and appears skeletal and corpse like. A sign of death and appears when a sick person is about to pass.

Taurus: Pale yellow dragon. Herbivore, but will not hesitate to kill an evil human. They are the primary protector of women and children. Can be the size of a Golden Retriever, are useful in the household and are peaceful. Breathes a universal medicine that smells like lemons and loves people and shiny objects.

Gemini: Green forest dragon. Highly intelligent dragon, can communicate with humans. Similar to the snake in Garden of Eden, it is cunning and malevolent. Breathes chlorine gas and has horns atop his head to be able to disguise themselves.

Cancer: Silver dragon. The most sensitive dragon and the savior of the wounded, homeless, and helpless. They have mercury blood and breath, making it poisonous to inhale and touch, but their scales are often used in healing creams that they create.

Leo: Holographic dragon that is blinding to the eye, this is their primary defensive trait. They spend lots of time luxuriating on their own and live with a few others of their kind. Known for attacking other dragons and has arsenic laced breath.

Virgo: White snow dragon. Intelligent but hermit dragon, very afraid of human. Has frostbite breath. Blends in with snow and preys on larger mammals and lone humans. Dislikes include sunlight. Their scales are water repellant.

Libra: Bronze dragons. Obsessed with humans and their culture. Lives close to the ocean and has extremely hot, lava like breath. Known for killing tyrants and criminals, similar to the Blue Dragon. Has a human-like sense of good and evil.

Scorpio: Purple exotic dragon. First bred in Asia, these dragons are the most mysterious. Scales regularly shed and are used in making perfumes and sex oils. Breathes a sedative gas to knock out people, then torture and eat them. They are beautiful, but if you see them, you will be dead very soon.

Sagittarius: Gold dragons. Lives in villages and is a defender of the common good. Has been known to eat criminals or bad town leaders. Sometimes leaves villages to go on quests to help others. Has catfish whiskers and each of their scales is worth millions of dollars. Breathes blue fire.

Capricorn: Red dragon that guards jewelry, gold, and other precious gems. Carnivorous and has a forked, long tongue like a snake. Found by volcanoes and medieval castles. Villages sacrifice young virgins to them. Breathes fire. Can be ridden into battle by someone worthy.

Aquarius: Blue desert dragon. Tends to attack humans that are greedy, vain, or have committed a heinous crime. Causes sandstorms by flapping their enormous wings. Breathes fire and dust particles. Although it lives in the desert, it spends its time admiring its reflection at an oasis.

Pisces: Water, shapeshifting dragon. Can be as long as 100 meters, or as small as a nurse shark as needed. Spends lots of time lurking on the ocean floor and admiring the way the water catches the sunlight. Breathes boiling water and scales are freezing to the touch. Peaceful, eats mostly krill. Responsible for the foam that is often found on shorelines.

THE SIGNS AS CIRCUS PERFORMERS

Aries: Fire eater, daring and proud

Taurus: Strongman, reliable yet powerful

Gemini: Contortionist, flexible and adaptable

Cancer: Clown, silly and playful

Leo: Ringmaster, the commander and center of attention

Virgo: Tightrope walker, perfectionist and graceful

Libra: Mime, expressive and convincing

Scorpio: Magician, mysterious yet charming

Sagittarius: Daredevil, brave and optimistic

Capricorn: Juggler, concentrated and a multi-tasker

Aquarius: Acrobat, energetic and intelligent

Pisces: Trapeze Artist, free-flowing and intuitive

THE SIGNS AS GODS & GODDESSES

Aries: God of Fire & the Seven Circles of Hell, punishing the sinners and heretics

Taurus: Goddess of the Home & Hearth, protecting our loved ones and our shelter

Gemini: God of Scholars & Education, watches over the spread of information and knowledge

Cancer: Goddess of Women, all things soft & feminine

Leo: God of Animals & Children, all things wild & free

Virgo: Goddess of Snow & Natural Phenomena, cruel yet natural and beautiful

Libra: God of Justice & Beauty, vain yet fair

Scorpio: Goddess of Death & Darkness, the dead and the afraid

Sagittarius: God of Travel & Adventure, new experiences and foreign affairs

Capricorn: Goddess of Success & Fame, fortune and notoriety. The She-wolf of Wall Street

Aquarius: God of Discovery & Technology, all things metal and shiny

Pisces: Goddess of the Ocean & Emotion, the seas are at the mercy of her moods

CAREER CHOICES FOR THE ZODIAC SIGNS

Aries: Firefighter, police officer, defense attorney, parks and recreation, soldier, stunt person

Taurus: Gardener, chef, legal consultant, engineer, designer, artist, teacher, receptionist

Gemini: Entrepreneur, lawyer, writer, historian, comedian, computer, tech support

Cancer: Teacher, social worker, nurse, artist, chef, interior designer, real estate agent

Leo: CEO, performer, fashion designer, politician, salesperson, socialite

Virgo: Writer, doctor, counselor, critic, editor, linguist, teacher, accountant

Libra: Lawyer, diplomat, socialite, counselor, fashion designer, politician, spokesperson

Scorpio: Detective, police officer, scientist, researcher, psychologist/psychiatrist, private investigator

Sagittarius: Politician, coach, travel agent, philosopher, environmentalist, explorer, translator

Capricorn: Manager, politician, administrator, CEO, accountant, entrepreneur, private investigator

Aquarius: Scientist, pilot, astronomer, writer, musician, designer, politician, judge, social worker

Pisces: Musician, dancer, artist, entertainer, photographer, animal service, nurse

Celebrity Astrology: Aries Relationships

Aries and Aries - Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles

Aries and Taurus - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Aries and Gemini - Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

Aries and Cancer - Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney

Aries and Leo - Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck

Aries and Virgo - Keira Knightley and James Righton

Aries and Libra - Lady Gaga and Matthew Williams

Aries and Scorpio - Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson

Aries and Sagittarius - Kristen Stewart and Michael Angarano

Aries and Capricorn - Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders

Aries and Aquarius - Eddie Murphy and Tracy Edmonds

Aries and Pisces - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr.

Venus Signs

Gemini Venus (Communication, Intellectual, Obscure, Indecisive, Tease, Witty)

Jared Padalecki, Jennifer Lopez, Channing Tatum, Megan Fox, Ringo Starr, Adele, Tupac, Margot Robbie, Robert Pattinson

Weird Holidays the Signs should celebrate

Aries: Common Courtesy Day (Mar 21)

Taurus: Pizza Party Day (May 19)

Gemini: Repeat Day (June 3)

Cancer: Take your Dog to Work Day (June 23)

Leo: Lazy Day (Aug 10)

Virgo: Be Late for Something Day (Sep 5)

Libra: Wear Something Gaudy Day (Oct 17)

Scorpio: National Absurdity Day (Nov 20)

Sagittarius: Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day (Dec 8)

Capricorn: Make up your Mind Day (Dec 31)

Aquarius Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day (11 Feb, United States)

Pisces: Public Sleeping Day (Mar 16)

Rising Sign/Ascendant Describtions

In this post, I will try my best to be as precise & informative as possible. This actually works if at least ¾ of the description fits a person. Try this out! 

ARIES RISING:

Behaviour: activity, initiative, striving forward; a confident, dynamic even aggressive look, but sometimes a quite naive one

Physical Characteristics: diamond shaped face; rather wavy, chestnut brown hair; big eyes with bushy arched brows; usually a straight but droopy nose; thin or medium lips; small chin; very athletic; men often have granular skin on their face; blush; scars or marks on the head. 

Celebrities with Aries Rising: Rihanna, Shakira, John Lennon, Heath Ledger, Che Guevara, Penélope Cruz, Kendall Jenner, Morgan Freeman, Bill Cosby

TAURUS RISING: 

Behaviour: serenity, good manners, charm; a soft, friendly look

Physical Characteristics: square shaped face; thick, straight, rather dark hair; natural, gradual eyebrows, big beautiful eyes with long lashes; full lips; often an upturned button nose; a short and thick neck, hunched shoulders; tendency to corpulence; women usually have large breasts and hips. 

Celebrities with Taurus Rising: Martin Luther King, Lana Del Rey, Mariah Carey, Halle Berry, David Beckham, Dave Gahan, Taylor Lautner, Zinedine Zidane, Snoop Dogg, Michael Schumacher, Cate Blanchett, Serena Williams

GEMINI RISING:

Behaviour: restlessness, multitasking; fast and permanent movements; countless contact with people, enthusiastic, charming, sociable with strangers,

Physical Characteristics: Oval face; thinning, sparse hair; rather small, close-set, squinty eyes, thin eyebrows; a direct, open, interested look; a straight middle long nose; slim & thin, rather short; usually look younger than they actually are

Celebrities with Gemini Rising: Lady GaGa, Amy Winehouse, Kristen Stewart, Sandra Bullock, Mick Jagger, Ashton Kutcher, Michelle Pfeiffer, Charlie Sheen, Matthew McConaughey, Ricky Martin, Tim Burton, LeBron James, Julianne Moore, Jackie Chan, Ben Stiller, Amy Adams

CANCER RISING:

Behaviour: quite talkative when it comes to someone’s problems, moodiness, somnolence, stubbornness, sensitivity, compassion; slow moves

Physical Characteristics: round face but cheekbones, quite pale; big, watery eyes, a naive, confused look; a small, upturned or even snub nose; a quite weak chin; full lips; often plump, small hands and feet, for women: rather big, well-formed breasts

Celebrities with Cancer Rising: Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts, Bill Gates, Kanye West, Juliette Binoche, Robert Pattinson, Ben Affleck, Robert De Niro, Mel Gibson, Tyra Banks, Mila Jovovich, Cindy Crawford, Romy Schneider, Michael Jordan, John Travolta, William Shakespeare, George Michael, Liv Tyler, Gary Oldman, Michael Phelps, Amy Lee

LEO RISING:

Behaviour:  brightness, cheerfulness, confidence; high self-esteem; expressive manners

Physical Characteristics: mane of hair, usually ginger, auburn copper, if dark: premature greying, for men: premature alopecia; big, a little slanting, beautiful eyes, a friendly, playful look; Roman or Grecian Nose; massive upper body, muscular, broad shoulders but thin legs, large bones; confident, proud port

Celebrities with Leo Rising: Marilyn Monroe, Johnny Depp, Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, Al Pacino, Freddie Mercury, Celine Dion, Chris Brown, Robbie Williams, Jessica Alba, Meryl Streep, Drake, Pablo Picasso, Jack Nicholson, Will Smith, Marilyn Manson, George W. Bush, Katie Holmes, Kylie Minogue, Heidi Klum, Tina Turner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Robery Downey Jr, Adam Levine, Kate Moss, Muhammad Ali, Emma Stone, Sting, Eva Green

VIRGO RISING:

Behaviour: measured moves; a soft, melodic voice; cleanliness, discipline; classic dressing style

Physical Characteristics: large oval face, pale skin, especially unremarkable lineament, since all the features are proportional; rather hooded eyes; full lips; often small birthmarks around the nose/lips

Celebrities with Virgo Rising: Madonna, Nicolas Sarkozy, Keanu Reeves, Kurt Cobain, Sharon Stone, Uma Thurman, Steve Jobs, Emma Watson, Jay-Z, Bruce Willis, Charlize Theron, Tom Hanks, Nicole Scherzinger, Audrey Tautou, Roger Federer, Ryan Reynolds, Woody Allen, Chris Martin, Hugh Grant, Winston Churchill, Patrick Swayze, Kevin Costner, Leonard Cohen, Tiger Woods

LIBRA RISING:

Behaviour: grace and beauty, dislike fraternising, prefer to stay distant,  diplomatic flair and perfectly able to engage the public; tact and delicacy, softness; elegance, dressed neatly

Physical Characteristics: a heart-shaped face, beautiful almond eyes but a cold and distant look; a smile that might seem forced, usually ash/honey brown hair; a slim button nose, dimples; a weak chest, narrow shoulders.

Celebrities with Libra Rising: Leonardo DiCaprio, Beyoncé, Jennifer Aniston, John F. Kennedy, Catherine - Duchess of Cambridge, Bill Clinton, Alain Delon, Jared Leto, Kate Winslet, Benedict Cumberbatch, George Harrison, Harrison Ford, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Frank Sinatra, Yoko Ono

SCORPIO RISING:

Behaviour: personal magnetism, attractiveness, excessive seriousness, deep, raucous voice; unemotional, cold

Physical Characteristics: diamond shaped face, usually a dark, curly hair; close thick brows; rather small, squinty eyes, sneak-like, icy, piercing look; long, hooked nose; thin lips; big chin; men usually have a beard and longer hair; athletic body

Celebrities with Scorpio Rising: Nicole Kidman, Hillary Clinton, Katy Perry, Natalie Portman, Vladimir Putin, Justin Bieber, Tom Cruise, Napoleon I, Prince, Vanessa Paradis,  Charlie Chaplin, Robin Williams, Bjork, Jim Carrey, Sigmund Freud, Clint Eastwood, Edward Norton, Rafael Nadal, James Franco, Ludwig van Beethoven, Enrique Iglesias, Eva Longoria, Mike Tyson, Rachel McAdams, Michael Douglas, Margaret Thatcher, Claudia Schiffer, Vin Diesel, Lewis Hamilton, Jimmy Page

SAGITTARIUS RISING:

Behaviour: Optimism, sense of humour, kindness, enjoy their authority

Physical Characteristics : long, square-shaped face, high forehead (early alopecia for men); thick, bushy eyebrows; a confident, almost arrogant look; very tall, often plump; large, bony hands

Celebrities with Sagittarius Rising: Brad Pitt, Jodie Foster, Scarlett Johansson,  Diana - Princess of Wales, Elvis Presley, Kim Kardashian, Eminem, Brigitte Bardot, Leonardo DaVinci, Oprah Winfrey, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lawrence, Bruce Lee, Marlon Brando, Elizabeth Taylor, Jimi Hendrix, Jude Law, Bob Marley, Mila Kunis, Nelson Mandela, Sylvester Stallone, Ellen DeGeneres, Alicia Keys, Angela Merkel, Bob Dylan, Bradley Cooper, Nicolas Cage, Winona Ryder, Coco Chanel, Michael Fassbender, Elton John

CAPRICORN RISING:

Behaviour: grouchiness, seriousness, overconcern; usually look older while they’re young and extremely young at older age; calm and restrained

Physical Characteristics: very sharp-cut features, many wrinkles; short stature; big, dark, deep-set eyes, thick but short eyebrows; high forehead, a long nose, a sharp chin; the look is direct and stubborn; earth colours: tanned skin tone, dark hair; thick bones

Celebrities with Capricorn Rising: Monica Belucci, Taylor Swift, Megan Fox, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ariana Grande, Giselle Bundchen, Gwen Stefani, Sean Connery,  Prince Harry of Wales, Bono, Zac Efron, Naomi Campbell, Kylie Jenner, Sophie Loren, Zooey Deschanel, Novak Djokovic, Anthony Hopkins, Lenny Kravitz,  Lorde, Carrie Fisher, Chuck Norris

AQUARIUS RISING:

Behaviour: friendly, open to new ideas, but intolerant of other people’s shortcomings and overly sarcastic; look & dress very unusually, like to play the clown; eccentricity and freedom in every movement; ever-young; provocative, but confused & innocent at the same time

Physical Characteristics: excessive growth, very thin; squinty, upturned, darting, blurred eyes; long fingers; thin lips

Celebrities with Aquarius Rising: Barack Obama, Cristina Aquilera, David Bowie, Jim Morrison, Russell Crowe, Nicki Minaj, Orlando Bloom, Audrey Hepburn, Adele, Matt Damon, J.K. Rowling, Abraham Lincoln, Lionel Messi, Ian Somerhalder,  Janis Joplin, Ayrton Senna, Oscar Pistorius, Yves Saint-Laurant, Whoopi Goldberg

PISCES RISING:

Behaviour: daydreaming, shows good towards others; mystic, self-oriented and tired look, kind but a little shy

Physical Characteristics : a round face; thick, shiny, dark hair; long straight nose; bright almond, extremely beautiful eyes; pale and with eye circles; small hands and feet

Celebrities with Pisces Rising: Michael Jackson, Demi Moore, George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Whitney Houston, Paul McCartney, Zayn Malik, Gwyneth Paltrow, Adriana Lima, Demi Lovato, Antonio Banderas, Vanessa Hudgens, Johnny Cash, Kaley Cuoco, Andrew Garfield, Ellen Pompeo

mars + venus of notable people

Mars in Aries

mars in aries/venus in aries: Priscilla Presley, Pete Townshend, Orson Welles, Charles Baudelaire mars in aries/venus in taurus: Prince, Walt Whitman, Jessica Lange, Edward, the Duke of Windsor, Jeffrey Dahmer mars in aries/venus in gemini: Dr. Ruth, Harvey Milk, Russell Crowe, Gustav Klimt, Mary Wollstonecraft mars in aries/venus in cancer: Russell Brand, Angelina Jolie, Clint Eastwood, Aldous Huxley, Marquis de Sade mars in aries/venus in leo: Geraldo Rivera, Allen Iverson, Tobey Maguire, Xaviera Hollander, Monica Lewinsky mars in aries/venus in virgo (rare): David Crosby, Martha Stewart mars in aries/venus in libra (rare): Emma Stone, e.e. cummings, Otis Redding mars in aries/venus in scorpio (rare): Anne Rice, Jesse Jackson, Linda McCartney, Mama Cass Elliot mars in aries/venus in sagittarius: Emily Dickinson, Christina Rossetti, Norman Mailer, Kevin Costner, Hermann Göring mars in aries/venus in capricorn: Paul Newman, Molly Ringwald, Tyra Banks, Princess Caroline of Monaco, Margeaux Hemingway, James Agee, Franz Schubert mars in aries/venus in aquarius: Gloria Steinem, Lou Andreas-Salome, Heather Graham, Richard Speck mars in aries/venus in pisces: Charles Dickens, Sergei Diaghilev, Frederic Chopin, Samantha Fox, James McAvoy, Kate Hudson, David Letterman, Ursula Andress

Mars in Taurus

mars in taurus/venus in aries: Willem de Kooning, Pyotr Tchaikovsky, Rudolf Nuryev, Janet Jackson, Queen Latifah, Ashley Judd, Helena Bonham Carter, Vince Vaughn, Shaquille O’Neal, Andrew Jackson, 7th President of the United States mars in taurus/venus in taurus: Liv Tyler, Carly Simon, Charlie Chaplin, Traci Lords, Gustave Courbet, Jessica Alba mars in taurus/venus in gemini: Catherine the Great, Bette Davis, Franz Kafka, John F. Kennedy mars in taurus/venus in cancer: Liberace, Ally Sheedy, Courteney Cox, Lenny Kravitz, Stephen Colbert mars in taurus/venus in leo: Tom Cruise, Paula Abdul, Madonna, Micharl Jackson, Andy Warhol, George Sand mars in taurus/venus in virgo: Robert De Niro, Charlize Theron, Edgar Degas, Alexandre Dumas père, Mick Jagger, Lucille Ball, Alex Rodriguez mars in taurus/venus in libra: Margaret Sanger, Chuck Berry, Michel Foucault, Freida Lawrence (wife of D.H. Lawrence) mars in taurus/venus in scorpio (rare): Mark Zuckerberg, Louise Bourgeois, Paul Klee mars in taurus/venus in sagittarius: Madam Pompadour, Charles Addams, W.C. Fields, Douglas MacArthur, Jamie Lee Curtis mars in taurus/venus in capricorn: James Blunt, Kesha, Ellen Page, Chrisitan Bale, J. Edgar Hoover, Louisa May Alcott mars in taurus/venus in aquarius: Diane Arbus, Mercedes de Acosta, Linda Blair, Graham Nash, Bruce Willis, Carole King, Kate Moss mars in taurus/venus in pisces: Shirley MacLaine, Babe Ruth, Lucy Lawless, Max Ernst, Celine Dion

Mars in Gemini

mars in gemini/venus in aries: Tony Blair, Ashley Dupre (call girl who brought down Eliot Spitzer), Fabio, Gabriele D’Annunzio, Harry Belafonte, Flavor Flav, Tom Arnold mars in gemini/venus in taurus: Dennis Hopper, Bobby Darin, Daniel Day-Lewis, Libby Holman, Henry Kissinger mars in gemini/venus in gemini: Andre Agassi, Tina Fey, Al Pacino, Naomi Campbell, Mike Tyson, Courtney Love, Sandra Bullock, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Margaret Bourke-White mars in gemini/venus in cancer: Meryl Streep, Josephine Baker, Natalie Portman, Loni Anderson, Zelda Fitzgerald, O.J. Simpson, Arnold Schwarzenegger mars in gemini/venus in leo: Coco Chanel, David Duchovny, Andrew Wyeth, Phyllis Diller, Eddie Fisher, Mary Baker Eddy mars in gemini/venus in virgo: Roger Clemens, R. Crumb, Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Chevy Chase, Kate Winslet, Joni Mitchell mars in gemini/venus in libra: Tim Robbins, Hugh Grant, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Randy Newman, Sean Connery, Queen Elizabeth I mars in gemini/venus in scorpio: John Denver, Jim Morrison, Keith Richards, Tiger Woods mars in gemini/venus in sagittarius (rare): Angela Davis, Ruth Gordon (actress in Harold & Maude), Sir Oswald Mosley, Rutger Hauer, Jimmy Page mars in gemini/venus in capricorn: Virginia Woolf, Camille Claudel, Ludwig von Beethoven, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Eva Braun mars in gemini/venus in aquarius: Erica Jong, James Joyce, Marion Davies, Frankllin D. Roosevelt, Roger Daltrey, Aretha Franklin mars in gemini/venus in pisces: Jenna Jameson, Diana Ross, Barbra Streisand, John McEnroe, Bettie Page

Mars in Cancer

mars in cancer/venus in aries: Audrey Hepburn, Arthur Schopenhauer, Nina Hartley, George Stephanopoulos, Isiah Thomas, Liza Minnelli mars in cancer/venus in taurus: Jane Russell, Jean Cocteau, Tim Curry, Kendra Wilkinson, Sid Vicious, Chris Brown mars in cancer/venus in gemini: Rudolph Valentino, William Randolph Heart, Paula Yates, John Glenn, Malcolm X mars in cancer/venus in cancer: Ian Fleming, Halle Berry, Joyce Carol Oates, Honore de Balzac, Tom Jones (singer), Nicole Brown Simpson mars in cancer/venus in leo: Yves Saint Laurent, Stephanie Seymour, George Sanders, Frances Farmer mars in cancer/venus in virgo: Ingrid Bergman, Natalie Wood, John Mayer, Pink, Robin Williams mars in cancer/venus in libra: D.H. Lawrence, Pablo Picasso, Vivien Leigh, Richard Gere, Divine, Gene Simmons, Albert Camus mars in cancer/venus in scorpio: Jean-Claude Van Damme, H.G. Wells, Marie Antoinette, Tommy Lee, George Gershwin mars in cancer/venus in sagittarius (rare): Kathy Griffin, Neil Gaiman, Lotte Lenya, William Heirens (serial killer) mars in cancer/venus in capricorn (rare): Naomi Judd, Dolly Parton, Amy Grant, Miley Cyrus, Toni Morrison, Daryl Hannah, John F. Kennedy, Jr. mars in cancer/venus in aquarius: William Burroughs, William Shatner, Rupert Murdoch, Ashton Kutcher, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart mars in cancer/venus in pisces: Tammy Wynette, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Wayne Gretzky, Nastassja Kinski

Mars in Leo

mars in leo/venus in aries: Marshall Applewhite, Jim Jones (cult leader), Geroge Clooney, Duke Ellington, Dennis Rodman, Melissa Etheridge, Bernadette Peters mars in leo/venus in taurus: James Taylor, Catherine Millet, Boy George, Paul McCartney, Gary Cooper, Brian Wilson (of the Beach Boys), Thomas Jefferson mars in leo/venus in gemini: Cher, Tyrone Power, Gregory Peck, Glenn Ford, Ringo Starr, Colin Farrell, Harrsion Ford, Paul Gauguin mars in leo/venus in cancer: Iman, Mata Hari, Martin Sheen, Willem Dafoe, Gary Busey, Milton Berle, Donald Trump mars in leo/venus in leo: Louis XIII and Anne of Austria, Jessica Hahn, Eliot Spitzer, Clive Owen, Daniel Radcliffe, Hugh Laurie, Billy Bob Thornton, Amy Winehouse, Salma Hayek mars in leo/venus in virgo: Rachael Ray, Adam Sandler, Wilt Chamberlain, Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren, Robert Redford, Christopher Isherwood, Sting, Sylvia Plath mars in leo/venus in libra: Beyoncé, Ricki Lake, Edith Sitwell, River Phoenix, Claudia Schiffer, Margaret Mitchell (author of Gone With the Wind), Buddy Holly mars in leo/venus in scorpio: Jodie Foster, Goldie Hawn, Sigourney Weaver, Demi Moore, Bette Midler, Richard Dreyfuss, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Hillary Clinton mars in leo/venus in sagittarius: Rene Magritte, Wassily Kandinsky, Robert Duvall, Herman Cain, George Eliot, Artie Mitchell mars in leo/venus in capricorn: Edith Piaf, James Dean, Seal, Frank Sinatra mars in leo/venus in aquarius (rare): Bret Michaels, Vanessa Williams, Dr. William H. Masters mars in leo/venus in pisces (rare): Vladimir Nabokov, Florenz Ziegfeld, Hans Christian Andersen, Conan O’Brien

Mars in Virgo

mars in virgo/venus in aries: Elizabeth Montgomery, Jayne Mansfield, Robert Downey, Jr., Christina Ricci, Stevie Wonder mars in virgo/venus in taurus:  Ariana Grande, Johnny Depp, Willie Nelson, Lady Jane Digby, Princess Diana mars in virgo/venus in gemini: Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Brooke Shields, Amelia Earhart, Venus Williams, King Henry VIII, George Michael mars in virgo/venus in cancer: Amadeo Modigliani, Brigitte Nielsen, Cameron Diaz, Ben Affleck, Napoleon, Raquel Welch, Grace Jones, Ernest Hemingway, Stevie Nicks mars in virgo/venus in leo: Carole Lombard, Amy Adams, Sue Lyon (actress, Lolita), Sylvester Stallone, Gwyneth Paltrow mars in virgo/venus in virgo: Mae West, Melanie Griffith, Blake Lively, Even Rachel Wood, Hank Williams, Danny Bonaduce, Magic Johnson, Guy de Maupessant mars in virgo/venus in libra: Georgia O’Keefe, Charlton Hweston, Will Smith, Hayden Panatierre, Calista Flockhart, Tom Felton (Harry Potter bad wizard), Peter Sellers, Dorothy Parker mars in virgo/venus in scorpio: Matt Damon, Hugh Jackman, Teri Hatcher, Savannah (porn star), Charles Manson mars in virgo/venus in sagittarius: Auguste Rodin, Evel Knievel, Michael Landon, Dame Judi Dench, Joan Didion mars in virgo/venus in capricorn: Princess Stephanie, Bonnie Raitt, Adam Brody, Britney Spears, Jeff Bridges, Clark Gable mars in virgo/venus in aquarius: Nina Simone, Sissy Spacek, Ted Danson, Gustave Flaubert, Tom Waits, Yoko Ono mars in virgo/venus in pisces: William Holden, Alice Cooper, Michael Caine, Jay Leno, Peter Frampton, Quincy Jones

Mars in Libra

mars in libra/venus in aries (rare): Sir Thomas More, Jimmy Swaggart, Abarham Lincoln, Charles Darwin, Sigmund Freud mars in libra/venus in taurus: Peggy Lee (singer), Ann Wilson (rock singer), Prince William, Ottoline Morell mars in libra/venus in gemini: Ann Landers and Abigail (”Dear Abby”) Van Buren, Richard Branson, Ingmar Bergman, Nelson Mandela mars in libra/venus in cancer: Sara Teasdale, Tipper Gore, Billy Ray Cyrus, Anna Paquin, Anderson Cooper, Nikola Tesla mars in libra/venus in leo: Percy Bysshe Shelley, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson, Barbara Walters, George Bernard Shaw, Alfred Hitchcock, Whitney Houston mars in libra/venus in virgo: Sarah Bernhardt, John Lennon, Eminem, Heather Locklear, Roman Polanski, J.K. Rowling, Louis Armstrong mars in libra/venus in libra: Bill Clinton, Kobe Bryant, Althea Flynt, Ilona Staller, Connie Chung, Michael Douglas, Freddie Mercury mars in libra/venus in scorpio: Bill Gates, Ted Turner, Tommy Lee Jones, John Adams (2nd President of the United States), George S. Kaufman mars in libra/venus in sagittarius: Federico Fellini, Margaret Thatcher, Louise Brooks, Maria Shriver, Whoopi Goldberg, Winston Churchill mars in libra/venus in capricorn: Elvis Presley, Richard Burton, David Carradine, Owen Wilson, Keifer Sutherland, Margaret Cho, Lucy Liu, Maria Callas mars in libra/venus in aquarius: Vaslav Nijinski, Cyblll Shepherd, Jessica Biel, Cyrano de Bergerac, Karen Carpenter, Dwyane Wade, Kate Middleton, Peter Gabriel mars in libra/venus in pisces: Laura Dern, Sonny Bono, Kirsten Dunst, Edgar Allan Poe, Anaïs Nin

Mars in Scorpio

mars in scorpio/venus in aries: Tony Parker (basketball player), Bobby Brown, Marilyn Chambers, Henry Fonda, Jennifer Aniston, Auguste Renoir mars in scorpio/venus in taurus (rare): Lillian Hellman, Richard Petty, Jean-Paul Sartre mars in scorpio/venus in gemini: Clara Bow, Carol Kane, Rembrandt Van Rijn, Isabella Rosellini, Bill Cosby mars in scorpio/venus in cancer: William Makepeace Thackeray, Maud Allan, Duffy (singer), Steve Wozniak, Yul Brynner mars in scorpio/venus in leo: Phil Hartman, Dr. Phil, LeAnn Rimes, Jacqueline Susann, John Ritter, Jeremy Irons, Leonard Bernstein (composer and conductor) mars in scorpio/venus in virgo: T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia), Weird Al Yankovic, Eleanor Roosevelt, Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman), Patrick Swayze mars in scorpio/venus in libra: k.d. lang, Warren G. Harding, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Goebbels, Grace Kelly mars in scorpio/venus in scorpio: Richard Pryor, Larry Flynt, Robert Blake, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther, Susan Sarandon, Bruce Lee mars in scorpio/venus in sagittarius: Robert Mapplethorpe, Germain Greer, Ryan Reynolds, Kid Rock, Jude Law, Bela Lugosi, Jimi Hendrix mars in scorpio/venus in capricorn: Howard Stern, Danny De Vito, Doris Duke, Rock Hudson, Robert F. Kennedy (assassinated presidential candidate), Henry Miller mars in scorpio/venus in aquarius: Olivia Wilde, Taylor Swift, Mao Tse-tung, Queen Christina of Sweden, Douglas Adams (author of A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy), Oprah Winfrey mars in scorpio/venus in pisces: George Washington, Colette (French writer), Ayn Rand, Helen Gurley Brown, Jason Bateman, Marilyn Manson, Kurt Cobain, Vanessa Redgrave

Mars in Sagittarius

mars in sagittarius/venus in aries: Rihanna, Anne Heche, Renee Zellweger, Jack Nicholson, Jesse James (Sandra Bullock’s ex), Vita Sackville-West, Edna St. Vincent Millay mars in sagittarius/venus in taurus: Warren Beatty, Steffi Graf, Merle Haggard, Henrik Ibsen, Ice Cube, Colin Powell mars in sagittarius/venus in gemini (rare): Rick Fox, Jennifer Lopez mars in sagittarius/venus in cancer: Judy Garland, Carl Jung, Edward Norton, Egon Schiele, Dustin Hoffman mars in sagittarius/venus in leo: Greta Garbo, Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa, Louis XIV of France, Andrew Cunanan (murderer of Gianni Versace) mars in sagittarius/venus in virgo: Jerry Lee Lewis, Squeaky Fromme, Annie Sprinkle, Stephen Crane (novelist), Luciano Pavarotti mars in sagittarius/venus in libra: Oscar Wilde, Prince Harry, Prince Charles, Arthur Rimbaud, Mickey Rooney, Christopher Reeve, Ryan Gosling, Rita Hayworth mars in sagittarius/venus in scorpio: Montgomery Clift, Ashlee Simpson, Katherine Mansfield, Agatha Christie, Lucky Luciano, Voltaire, Ted Bundy mars in sagittarius/venus in sagittarius: Lewis Carroll, Mark Twain, George Burns, Joe DiMaggio, Ann Coulter mars in sagittarius/venus in capricorn: Faye Dunaway, Neil Diamond, Andre Gide, Denise Richards, Bradley Cooper mars in sagittarius/venus in aquarius: Stephen Stills, Janis Joplin, Ellen DeGeneres, Neal Cassady, Sharon Tate mars in sagittarius/venus in pisces: Ron Howard, Bill Maher, Jack Kerouac, John Travolta, Geena Davis, Bill Maher, Patty Hearst

Mars in Capricorn

mars in capricorn/venus in aries: Lady Gaga, Jean Harlow, Katharine Hepburn, Chelsea Handler, Mia Farrow, Laurence Olivier, Albert Einstein mars in capricorn/venus in taurus: Marlon Brando, John Wayne, Sarah Vaughan mars in capricorn/venus in gemini: Frida Kahlo, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Robert Pattinson mars in capricorn/venus in cancer: Shia LaBeouf, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Barbara Stanwyck, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Lizzie Borden, Annie Oakley mars in capricorn/venus in leo: Lindsay Lohan, George Hamilton, Gustav Mahler, Leo Tolstoy mars in capricorn/venus in virgo: Goethe, Lily Tomlin, Bret Favre, Nancy Kerrigan, Julia Roberts, Gwen Stefani, Catherine Zeta-Jones mars in capricorn/venus in libra: Aleister Crowley, Elvis Costello, Jimmy Kimmel, Woody Allen, Anna Nicole Smith mars in capricorn/venus in scorpio: Eleanora Duse, Groucho Marx, Franz Liszt, Katie Holmes, Patti Smith, Marianne Faithfull, Anne Hathaway, Jane Austen mars in capricorn/venus in sagittarius: Christina Aguilera, Diego Rivera, Roseanne Barr, Samuel L. Jackson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Katy Perry, David Bowie mars in capricorn/venus in capricorn: Brad Pitt, Jim Carrey, Walt Disney, Noel Coward, Björk, Gia Carangi mars in capricorn/venus in aquarius: Marlene Dietrich, Cosima Wagner, Nicolas Cage, Gene Hackman, Henri Matisse mars in capricorn/venus in pisces: George Harrison, Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, Drew Barrymore, Rod Stewart, Shannen Doherty, Queen Mary I of England (Bloody Mary), Marvin Gaye

Mars in Aquarius

mars in aquarius/venus in aries: Ted Kennedy (fromer U.S. senator), Pete Rose, Chris Farley, Matt Dillon, William Wordsworth, Sarah Palin, Matt Dillon, Eva Longoria mars in aquarius/venus in taurus: Fergie (singer), Mark Wahlberg, Richard Wagner (composer), Ann-Margret, Tennessee Williams, Leonardo da Vinci mars in aquarius/venus in gemini: Isadora Duncan, Koo Stark, Eric Roberts, Missy Elliott mars in aquarius/venus in cancer: Djuna Barnes, Allison Krauss, Sugar Ray Leonard, William Powell (actor), George H.W. Bush, Kristi Yamaguchi mars in aquarius/venus in leo: Truman Capote, Jeff Gordon, Pete Sampras, Alex Kingston, Marcello Mastroianni, Lauren Bacall mars in aquarius/venus in virgo (rare): Ed Wood, King Ludwig II of Bavaria mars in aquarius/venus in libra: Lance Armstrong, Ignacy Paderewski, Paul Hogan (of Crocodile Dundee fame), Luke Wilson mars in aquarius/venus in scorpio: Jay-Z, Sacha Baron Cohen, Redd Foxx, Erskine Caldwell mars in aquarius/venus in sagittarius: Cary Grant, Jane Fonda, Linda Lovelace, Kurt Vonnegut, Rainer Maria Rilke mars in aquarius/venus in capricorn: Jena Malone, Carole Landis, Sinclair Lewis, Andy Kaufman, John Belushi, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson mars in aquarius/venus in aquarius: Nancy Cunard, Heidi Fleiss, Sharon Stone, Axl Rose, Sheryl Crow, Patrick Dempsey mars in aquarius/venus in pisces: Hugh Hefner, Jon Bon Jovi, Charles Lindbergh, Emma Watson, Justin Bieber, Chuck Palahniuk, Maya Angelou

Mars in Pisces

mars in pisces/venus in aries: Marilyn Monroe, Steve McQueen, Johnny Cash, Rosie O’Donnell, Michelangelo, Elizabeth Taylor mars in pisces/venus in taurus: Spencer Tracy, Allen Ginsberg, Anton LaVey, Bono, Eric Clapton, Che Guevara mars in pisces/venus in gemini: Edie Sedgwick, Tom Hanks, Tori Spelling, Heidi Klum, Christina Hendricks, Bob Dylan mars in pisces/venus in cancer: Errol Flynn, Alla Nazimova, Hermann Hesse, James Baldwin mars in pisces/venus in leo (rare): Debby Boone, Linda Hamilton, David Copperfield mars in pisces/venus in virgo (rare): Martina Navratilova, Dwight Yoakam, Carrie Fisher mars in pisces/venus in libra: Bo Derek, Geraldine Page (actress), Sinbad (comedian) mars in pisces/venus in scorpio: Ava Gardner, Annie Lennox, Chris Evert, Ray Liotta, Denzel Washington mars in pisces/venus in sagittarius: LL Cool J, Alan Alda, Francis Bacon (artist), Heather Mills (ex-wife of Paul McCartney), Tina Turner mars in pisces/venus in capricorn: Aristotle Onassis, Lisa Marie Presley, Cab Calloway, Cindy Crawford, Burt Reynolds, Josh Brolin mars in pisces/venus in aquarius: Jack London, Nell Gwyn, Ivana Trump, Paris Hilton, Gertrude Stein, Simone de Beauvoir, Elton John mars in pisces/venus in pisces: Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Heath Ledger, Casanova, Vincent Van Gogh, Michelle Pfeiffer, Billie Holiday

zodiac signs as parts of a cell

Aries: nucleolus

Taurus: mitochondria

Gemini: cytoplasm

Cancer: lysosome

Leo: ribosomes

Virgo: centriole

Libra: nucleus

Scorpio: cell membrane

Pisces: bitch

Capricorn: nucleus

Aquarius: vacuole

Sagittarius: endoplasmic reticulum

The signs as complexes

Aries: superiority complex

Taurus: Jonah complex

Gemini: Adonis complex

Cancer: persecution complex

Leo: god complex

Virgo: intelligence complex

Libra: peter pan complex

Scorpio: Cleopatra complex

Sagittarius: opinion complex

Capricorn: Failure complex

Aquarius: obstacles complex

Pisces: martyr complex

Zodiac Expressions of Sadness

♈ Aries: Rage, impulsivity and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy

♉ Taurus: Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of 'me against the world', less patience, easier to enrage

♊ Gemini: Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily distractible and seems 'elsewhere'; they are fairly intolerable to sadness they tend to detach/dissociate from feelings after a short while

♋ Cancer: Teariness, neediness, isolation, binge eating, crying after insignificant events, stomach aches, a feeling of separation from everyone around them

♌ Leo: Obvious displays of stress, they become like a wound up string and as if they are on the brink of a nervous break down. Short tempered and needy (only around close friends/family) and become martyred

♍ Virgo: Isolation, heightened compulsions (cleaning, washing hands more etc;), unresponsive in conversations, at time blunt and more oppositional

♎ Libra: General feeling of instability/moodiness, reduced urge to socialize/be with friends, hopelessness, a feeling of being disliked/rejected by everyone, you can sense them 'trying' to be happy and keep composed

♏ Scorpio: Isolation, opposition, hostility and violent mood swings. Intense melancholy with at times delusions and paranoia. Thoughts even scary to them, a sense of 'me against the world'.

♐ Sagittarius: Lethargy, escapism (substance use etc;), uncharacteristically more serious and tense, less tolerance, feelings of worry when thinking into the future

♑ Capricorn: Demotivation, lethargy, hopelessness, over thinking, they seem tense and 'overly alert', hyper vigilant, force themselves to 'go through the motions', nothing impresses them

♒ Aquarius: Uneasy, harder to 'reach'; as if they are far away. Silence, isolation, detachment, even though they try to appear happy. Distractible

♓ Pisces: Teariness, anxiety, isolation, when they feel sadness they tend to feel 'all at once', nerves, obsessive/ruminating thinking, remembering everything bad that ever happened to them, crying over insignificant events

Sciences that best match the signs

Aries: Chemistry

Taurus: Geology/Geography

Gemini: Psychology

Cancer: Philosophy

Leo: Biology

Virgo: Economics/mathematics

Libra: Sociology

Scorpio: Astronomy

Sagittarius: Archeology

Capricorn: Chronology/History

Aquarius: Physics

Pisces: Oceanology

Lying Styles and Fibs Each Zodiac Sign is Notoriously Known For

Nobody is perfect and we can all agree that everyone has their weak spots. While some of us have a great poker face like the natural storyteller Gemini or the straight forward Aries, who prefers to be honest, it’s best to acquaint ourselves with our flaws. If you are a tad irritated by a loved one and their style of fibbing, keep reading to confirm your speculations. 

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Lilith as Complexes

Lilith in Aries: Icarus Complex

Lilith in Taurus: Cleopatra Complex

Lilith in Gemini: God Complex

Lilith in Cancer: Inferiority Complex

Lilith in Leo: Ego Complex

Lilith in Virgo: Martyr Complex

Lilith in Libra: Adonis Complex

Lilith in Scorpio: Don Juan Complex

Lilith in Sagittarius: Messiah Complex

Lilith in Capricorn: Superiority Complex

Lilith in Aquarius: Napoleon Complex

Lilith in Pisces: Cassandra Complex

Zodiac Masterlist

 Signs as SPN Soulmates

Signs as SPN Weapons

Signs as SPN Characters

Signs as SPN Seasons

Signs as SPN Actors

Signs as Cas/Dean

Signs As SPN Quotes

Signs as Types of Deans

Signs as SPN Gifs

Signs as Destiel Gifs

Signs as SPN Halloween Gifs

Signs as Supernatural Creatures

Signs as SPN Christmas Gifs

Signs as Types of Hunters

Art style and astrology

The color palette you choose, the kind of sketches you draw, the concepts and ideas that come to your mind while drawing can be described by astrology with Venus and Neptune. The moon has a big impact too.

Venus

Venus in Aires is all about messy sketches, action poses, rough lines and reddish, contrasted palettes. Their art is most likely to be colorful and groundbreaking.

Venus in Taurus is all about human anatomy, sensual poses and greenish palettes. Their art is most likely to have quality and being pleasent to look.

Venus in Gemini  is all about communication and characters, matched with a yellowish palettes. They could be great fanartist because they are able to imagine how a character would react in different situations. Their art style could be simple or tricky. They could use a huge variation of of materials and colors.

Venus in Cancer is all about eyes, people, melancholy and pale palettes. Their art is most likely to have a a huge emotional weight.

Venus in Leo is all about exageration and symbolism! Colors, people, animals, landscape matched with gold, bright palettes. Their art is most likely to be full of life. They can feel inspired by everything!

Venus in Virgo is all about neat lines, well proporcioned figures and dull palettes. Their art could show their daily life, with a hidden message.

Venus in Libra is all about beauty, soft lines and pinkish-pastel palettes. Their art is most likely to be aesthetic oriented, but not shallow at all. 

Venus in Scorpio is all about distorted anatomy and poses, rough lines and dark or reddish palettes. Their art is most likely to be disturbing and with a deep meaning.

Venus in Sagittarius is all about exaggerated anatomy, dynamic poses and purple palettes, colorful and vibrant colors. Their art is most likely to express an ideal or belief.

Venus in Capricorn is all about elegance and brownish palettes. Their art is most likely to find success and frame the current society.

Venus in Aquarius is all about weird anatomy and electric palettes, could not use lineart at all. Their ideas or art style are most likely to be groundbreaking as Aries’ art, but with a purpose.

Venus in Pisces is all about their dreams, blurred lines and sea-green palettes. Their draws are most likely to have a dream-like atmosphere. People could feel reflected in their art, and their draws could being interpreted in different ways.

Neptune

Neptune in the Earth signs are most likely to draw their enviroment and what they can see and touch.

Neptune in the Fire signs are most likely to draw their unique creations and ideals.

Neptune in the Air signs are most likely to draw abstract concepts and try to express and communicate through their art.

Neptune in the Water signs are most likely to do art closely attached to their sentiments, art could be a therapy for them.

It can be interpreted with houses too. For example, if Neptune is in the 5th house it will have a similar influence like if it were in Leo.

The Signs as Ocean Life

Aries:Sharks Taurus:Seahorses Gemini:Stingrays Cancer:Hermit Crabs Leo:Dolphins Virgo:Starfish Libra:Clownfish Scorpio:Puffer Fish Sagittarius:Sea Turtles Capricorn:Octopuses Aquarius:Cuttlefish Pisces:Whales

The Signs as Mermaids

Aries:Born in an underwater volcano, their scales are made of freshly formed stone, their heated bodies glowing a brilliant red and orange. The fastest swimmers, and some say the oldest lineage of mer. They have no natural enemy, as nothing can bare the heat of its touch. When too many gather in one place, the water may boil and kill any living creature too close. Taurus:Guardians of the strait, their bodies decorated with tribal tattoos and scars. Some bare spears and brilliant gold armor, others wielding nets and dawning decorative gems and shells. The strongest of the mer, no man has ever passed their lands to learn their secrets. Gemini:When the sky over the sea turns black and the storms take ships by surprise, these mer rise. The tricksters and shapeshifters, they thrive in the chaos. They board the confused ship, throwing over and assuming the forms of shipmates. From there they slowly overthrow from the inside, until they can crash the ship itself into to sea for the mer to reap their rewards. Cancer:The rarest and most beautiful of the mer. Hiding in springs and rivers nestled deep in the mountains, they live their lives as one with nature. They teach the birds their songs, and bring fish for the bear and deer. They help the beavers build their dams and show lost turtles the way. On the full moon they must hide, for man seeks them for their own selfish gain. Leo:These mer are known for their hunting prowess. Living in saltwater and decorated in bright vivid greens, blues and purples, they dominate entire lagoons and coasts. When they are full from the hunt, they lay their bodies out on the rocks and bathe in the sun. By nightfall, they are glowing and can light up the murkiest parts of the water to find their prey. Virgo:In unsuspecting ponds across the world, a fisherman may meet his brutal end at the hands of these mer. Rich brown, thin and boney, their bodies are perfect creating elaborate underground tunnels and rooms. They eat their prey, and take their treasures back to their secret lairs. Here they trade and barter with one another in one large room. Lore says this is the world’s oldest market place. Their unspoken diplomacy is unexplained. Libra:Living by a tall sharp cliff nested full of harpies, these mer have developed a symbiotic relationship. Storms bring ships off the sea, where the harpies kill the crews leaving the ships to crash into the rocks and sinking. These mer seize this chance and collect every jewel and gold they can find. They construct elaborate jewelry, crowns, spears, and more. Once a year they gift beautiful pendants to their partners in the sky. Scorpio:Baring a striking resemblance to a shark with long pointed fins and sharp sandpaper like skin, this mer lurks in dark lagoons and swamps. They have a reputation as ‘evil’ and were once almost hunted into extinction. Ever since they have lived solitary lives in the waters man dare not tread. In all reality, they are herbivores, and pose no threat to man or beast. Contrary, they will do anything they can to save a lost or wounded soul. Sagittarius:Every year thousands of humans gather to watch the mass migration of mer up the rivers of South America. Their scales are a radiant Grey that reflects the rainbow in the light. The light show that they create as they jump hundreds of feet to scale waterfalls is an equal match to the aurora borialis. Once they reach their goal, they find their mates for the first time, hand in hand one week later they dive off the falls back into the sea. Capricorn:Deep in a trench lies a civilization of the most technologically advanced mer to ever live. While man was discovering fire, they were cresting technology to leave the ocean and fly through the skies in water filled disc ships. They have no need to leave, they as a race have reached a point of enlightenment. Fitting for their gold scales and glowing white eyes. Sightings of these mer are often equated with meeting a God. Aquarius:Sewer mer are the most unique of the species. They have no eyes, instead they navigate with echo location making clicking noises. Their skin can blend into its surroundings, so they can catch humans unsuspectingly passing by. As evolution has taken its course, they have gained an immunity to disease, poison, and a skin impenetrable by most mortal means. They will not always live in the dark and dank, the future will be theirs, and man will fall to their power. All in due time. Pisces:The most well known mer are the oasis born. Why? Long ago, a prince found himself lost in the desert, he and his two men pulling a giant box of gold. With their mortality in front of them, an oasis appeared on the horizon as if a gift from the heavens. Perched on a rock in the very center, braiding her hair and humming to herself sat the most beautiful half woman half fish. This was the first time one of his people had seen any mer. He asked her to come back with him, pouring all his gold into the oasis and filling it with water so she could make the journey home with her guidance. She agreed. He died the first night they were wed, and so did his father both of a mysterious disease. She ruled the land with a fair but iron fist for 146 years until she once day dissappeared, some say to return to her gold filled oasis.

THE SIGNS AS WIKI-HOW ARTICLES

Aries: How to clean your dishwasher with kool-aid

Taurus: How to accept that your computer is slow

Gemini: How to feel a guy's muscle without looking gay

Cancer: How to act shy so that people think you are cool and you will be the best

Leo: How to wake up from the American Dream

Virgo: How to take a shower smoothly

Libra: How to practice nudism in your room without anyone knowing

Scorpio: How to become a civil war corpse

Sagittarius: How to win an argument when you know you are wrong

Capricorn: How to be inspired by Michelle Obama

Aquarius: How to overthrow the patriarchy

Pisces: How to overcome anxiety naturally with foods

Signs as sea monsters

Aries: Jörmungandr- The jörmungandr, which can be found in Norse mythology, is also known as World Serpent. As a baby, the monster was thrown into the ocean by Odin. By the time it had grown, it was large enough to wrap itself around the earth and grasp its own tail. Legend says that it is still holding onto its own tail and the day it releases it, various natural disasters and battles will ensue known as Ragnarök.  Ragnarök will end up destroying the world.

Taurus: Cuchivilu- The cuchivilu is an aquatic creature from Chilota mythology. It is approximately the size of a sea lion and is half pig, half snake. This creature inhabits the bottom of the sea and occasionally will rest on the muddy, shallow shores. They can also be found in lagoons and swamps. You should always be careful when wading or bathing near a cuchivilu because if you do, soon you will be covered in grains and scabies. The grunt of a cuchivilu is also said to curse you with a short life. The creature will destroy fishing pens and eat all of the fish- the water in which this is done is then cursed and no fisherman will ever be able to catch another fish.

Gemini: Aspidochelone- Described as a large whale or sea turtle, it is a sea monster that is so enormous it is often mistaken for an island. This is understandable because the back of the aspidochelone is covered with rocks, valleys, sand dunes, trees and other greenery. It comes to the surface from the depths of the ocean and entices sailors to land upon it. It then dives deep, pulling its victims deep under the water where they are then devoured. 

Cancer: Umibōzu- The umibōzu is a Japanese sea spirit said to live in the ocean and destroy or capsize the ship of anyone who dares speak to it. Believed to be the angry spirits of drowned monks or priests, they take on the shape of a giant human with pitch black skin and large eyes. Sometimes instead of capsizing the ship right away, the umibōzu will ask the crew members for a barrel and then use it to fill the ship with water, eventually sinking it. The only way to avoid this fate is to trick the umibōzu by giving it a bottomless barrel. Only then will you have a chance to escape.

Leo: Kraken- This legendary sea monster is one feared by many. It is said to dwell off the coasts of Norway and Greenland. Stories of the monster may have originated from giant squid sightings. The Kraken is depicted as a large octopus-like creature with spikes on it’s suckers. It will attack ships or eat them whole. It also is known to create very sudden and very dangerous currents.

Virgo: Siren- Sirens are dangerous creatures that can be found in Greek mythology. Using their enchanting music and voices, they lure nearby sailors, causing their ship to crash on the coast of the siren’s island. Now trapped, the sirens kill and eat them. Sometimes, instead of being lured, the sailors are lulled to sleep with the creature’s beautiful voice. Once asleep, the sirens come aboard the ship and kill them. In early Greek art, sirens are depicted as woman-bird hybrids. Later, they were depicted to resemble beautiful and seductive women. In addition to their beautiful appearance and voice, they can also be heard playing a harp.

Libra: Abaia- The abaia is a large and magical eel-like creature which can be found in Melanesian mythology. It is said to dwell in freshwater lakes. The abaia considers all of the creatures in the lake to be its children. Therefore, it will kill anyone who tries to harm or disturb them. Legend says that once a man fished in the lake of an abaia and caught an abundance of fish. The next day, he brought all of the townspeople to fish some more. This angered the abaia. The next day, the abaia caused a huge rainstorm which significantly raised the water level, flooding the town and drowning everyone in it with exception of one woman who did not eat any of the fish.

Scorpio: Leviathan- The leviathan is an extremely powerful and terrifying biblical creature. During the Middle Ages, it was used as an image of Satan. The leviathan would endanger God’s creatures by attempting to eat them. It is known to be one of the Seven Princes of Hell, classified as the demon of envy. It can also breathe fire, sometimes boiling the surrounding water which completely melts the skin off of unsuspecting victims. When the leviathan consumes its prey, the victim’s life, knowledge and complexity are absorbed into the monster.

Sagittarius: Each-uisge- This creature is a mythological Scottish water spirit and can be found near a water’s edge. It is a shapeshifter, usually disguising itself as a beautiful horse. It lures victims through it’s sheer beauty and majesty. If ever mounted, the skin of the each-uisge becomes adhesive and it dives to the deepest part of the nearest body of water with the rider helplessly stuck on its back. After the victim has drowned, it rips apart and devours the entire body except for the liver, which then floats to the surface.

Capricorn: Charybdis- This horrifying beast is sometimes portrayed simply as a massive whirlpool. Other times, it is depicted as an actual creature that lies at the bottom of the ocean and create whirlpools by sucking in thousands of gallon of water and spewing it out. If a ship was caught in the middle of it, there would be no chance of survival as the ship and crew would be dragged down to the deepest depths of the ocean never to be seen again.

Aquarius: Hydra- The hydra, which originated in Greek mythology, is a giant snake-like creature with nine heads, one of which is immortal. If one head was cut off, two more would emerge from the fresh wound. It’s poisonous breath and blood are so toxic that even its scent is deadly. The hydra is native to the marshes of Lerna, Greece, where it would periodically appear and eat the people and livestock. 

Pisces: Qalupalik- The qalupalik is a monster from Inuit mythology. They can be described as human-like creatures with green skin, long hair and long blackened fingernails. They are also known to wear an amautiit (a type of pouch worn by Inuit parents to carry their children) so they can take away babies and children who disobey their parents. What they do with the children is unknown. Some say they eat them and others say they keep them as their own. Qalupaliks are also said to make a distinct humming noise when they are around. One can hear it before they can see it.

picture sources (Jörmungandr // Cuchivilu // Aspidochelone // Umibōzu // Kraken // Siren // Abaia // Leviathan // Each-uisge // Charybdis // Hydra // Qalupalik)

Prophecies for the Signs

ARIES: skinned knees and second chances// determination like a blade between your teeth// the summer sun; a sea of grass// the truth coming to be in groups of three

TAURUS: an upwards slope; a shedding of skin// success dangling like a medallion around your neck// the color blue// wistfulness welling up in you like a tsunami// every choice a precipice

GEMINI: selfishness or self-preservation?// your future a flash of headlights, a car veering onto your part of the sidewalk// a red string looped around your pinkie finger// the sun splitting the clouds in two

CANCER: heavy is the head that wears the crown// homesickness for someplace you haven’t been yet// a deep breath in; a straightening of your shoulders// a string of small victories// changes and compromise

LEO: a murder of crows// brown eyes// a fork in the road// an ache for something you thought you’d forgotten// holding a rose in your hand and letting it decay with indecision

VIRGO: metamorphosis// regret tucked under your tongue// a splash of watercolour// the importance of family// the slow chime of the clock, and the realization of lost time

LIBRA: isolation creeping over you like a shadow// each decision heavy in your hands// a horizon bleeding red into the sea// the promise of a better tomorrow, if you’re determined to make tomorrow a better day than today

SCORPIO: disappointment like a wasp’s sting//  silk against sun-burnt skin// warm hands sliding up the slope of your arms// suspicion sinking you six feet under

SAGITTARIUS: self-loathing and self-reflection// hope tucked into your back pocket// a bout of determination// the night air knife-sharp in your throat 

CAPRICORN: the hand pulling you out of the water is yours// trust like a sword between your shaking fingers// a reward when you least expect it// and to hold onto anger for too long is to guarantee a burn 

AQUARIUS: life is a series of falling down, only to pick yourself back up again// wishing wells and north stars// shining a light on loneliness; watching it dissipate// success and self-worth

PISCES: choices and consequences// glitter streaked across your skin like scales// true friends making themselves clear// always two steps forwards, one step back

the signs as superpowers

aries : telekinesis

taurus : animal communication

gemini : laser vision

cancer : empath

leo : no power, you're just a good person

virgo : super speed

libra : super intelligence

scorpio : mind control

sagittarius : super strength

capricorn : immortality

aquarius : being rich

pisces : all of them

The signs as weird things I've seen on google

Aries: I think I just had a poop child. I legit think I lost 4 kilos.

Taurus: Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?

Gemini: I hate it when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me.

Cancer: I just went outside and heard someone boo. Update: it was my wife.

Leo: NEVER PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER.

Virgo: Can Jesus microwave a burrito?

Libra: What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for my fruit salad.

Scorpio: I like to tape my thumbs together and pretend I'm a dinosaur- what did you expect? Some freaky bondage? Nah my mum doesn't approve of that soz.

Capricorn: What do I do if a ginger kid bites me?

Sagittarius: What would a chair look like if your knees were bend the other way?

Aquarius: Why can't I own a dwarf Chinese person?

Pisces: Sometimes when I'm alone I pretend I'm a carrot.

The signs as emotions you feel but don't know the word for

Aries: Hanker Sore - Finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off Taurus: Pâro - The feeling that no matter what you do it’s always wrong Gemini: Adronitis - Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone Cancer: Anemoia - Nostalgia from a time you’ve never known Leo: Catroptric Tristesse - The sadness that you’ll never really know what other people think of you, whether good, bad or if at all Virgo: Monachopsis - The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place Libra: Heartworm - A relationship or friendship you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is somehow still alive and unfinished Scorpio: Ambedo - A kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details Sagittarius: Fata Organa - A flash of real emotion in someone sitting across the room, someone’s eyes glinting with vulnerability or cosmic boredom Capricorn: Mauerbauertraurigkeit - The unexplainable urge to push people away, even close friends or people who you really like Aquarius: Mal de Coucou - A phenomenon in which you have an active social life but very few close friends Pisces: Liberosis - The desire to care less about things

The Signs as Oscar Wilde Quotes

Aries: There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

Taurus: When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

Gemini: My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.

Cancer: The heart was made to be broken.

Leo: There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Virgo: The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Libra: Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Scorpio: You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

Sagittarius: To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. 

Capricorn: You can never be overdressed or overeducated.

Aquarius: Genius is born—not paid.

Pisces: Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

The Sign’s Handwriting (Mercury)

**Mercury rules communication, speech, and writing, so it also determines handwriting. You can also check your sun sign for this.

Aries: big letters, gets sloppier as they get farther along—although it may not have been neat to begin with. bares down hard, breaks pencil tips easily. 

Taurus: rigid. classic. doesn’t venture far from the standard letter writing techniques. probably really good at cursive and calligraphy. 

Gemini: constantly changing the way they write letters, switches back and forth between print and cursive. probably good at imitating other people’s handwriting. pointy letters.

Cancer: pretty handwriting. simple. easy to read. letters are spaced kind of far apart. most likely to dot their i’s with circles or hearts.

Leo: big, fanciful letters. has a unique, creative way of writing. they probably do some odd little thing that most people find strange. most obnoxious signature ever. 

Virgo: small, neat, precise letters spaced kind of close together. writes in perfectly straight lines. letters don’t slant. judges people for their sloppy handwriting. 

Libra: teenage girl handwriting where every letter is the same size and height. really neat and aesthetically pleasing to look at. 

Scorpio: possibly sloppy handwriting. curly letters that aren’t always the same size. doesn’t stay inside the lines.

Sagittarius: writes quickly but neatly. doesn’t bare down very hard. writes just above the line and spreads their words out. probably developed really good shorthand for taking notes.

Capricorn: carefully and methodically writes every word. perfect print handwriting. perfect cursive. simple and clean. straight lines. no slants or curves. maybe a little bit boring, as far as handwriting goes.

Aquarius: 75 percent neat. 25 percent sloppy. gets worse as they lose motivation. words may be spread out. Starts writing certain letters differently because they feel like it. has pretty handwriting but always says they don’t.

Pisces: words slant either to the right or left. words are kind of spaced out. doesn’t bare down very hard. handwriting has a dreamy sort of quality. rounded letters. the type to write in half cursive, half print. 

types of magic the signs use as wizards

Aries: Metamorphosis

Taurus: Nature healing magic

Gemini: Illusion

Cancer: Healing waters and potions

Leo: Fire magic

Virgo: Telekinesis

Libra: Karma magic

Scorpio: Blood magic

Sagittarius: Fireballs

Capricorn: Invisibility

Aquarius: Speed of light

Pisces: Frost magic

The signs as mythical creatures

ARIES: Dragon, Werewolf, Vampire

TAURUS: Hippogriff, Unicorn, Giant

GEMINI: Vampire, Basilisk, 

CANCER: Yeti, Basilisk, Unicorn

LEO: Dragon, Sphinx, Angel

VIRGO: Hippogriff, Unicorn, Angel

LIBRA: Unicorn, Giant, Angel

SCORPIO: Dragon, Vampire, Basilisk

SAGITTARIUS: Vampire, Centaur, SATAN

CAPRICORN: Vampire, Yeti, Cersei Lannister

AQUARIUS: Unicorn, Fairy, Angel

PISCES: Mermaid, Siren, Basilisk, Sea Serpent