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The Signs as Cats

Aries: A small, friendly calico cat that loves to play and run around. doesn't enjoy cuddling too much, but is lovable as hell!

Taurus: Fluffy Siberian cat with big eyes that you fall in love with the second you see them. Very sweet and loving, they're the cat you'll want to keep.

Gemini: A Manx, very cute and friendly, but they're different than the rest. Usually an outsider, but they have a heart of gold.

Cancer: Munchkin cat! They're loved by everyone, a crowd favorite. No one can say no to them, even if they can be a little evil sometimes. They're always forgiven.

Leo: A small, fluffy, Scottish Fold. Leo's are great friends, and not everyone can have them as their friend. But if you get one, you'll feel extremely lucky.

Virgo: Siamese cat that is beautiful inside and out. They're kind and fun and always make everyone feel welcome.

Libra: A fluffy Maine Coon. They're sweet and pretty and fun, but if you get too close, they'll attack. They love your attention, but don't get too friendly!

Scorpio: Big ass Persian cat! Lovable and sweet and your best friend - but you have to let them warm up to you before you get too close.

Sagittarius: Savannah cat. They look like they won't be friendly and they'll attack, but they're just as nice as any other cat.

Capricorn: A sweet, loving Ragdoll. They don't get as much love as they should, but they don't mind. They appreciate any amount of attention and kindness they get, and they'll give it right back!

Aquarius: A classic Tabby cat. Some may say they're not special or unique, but they each have a personality you can't help but love.

Pisces: Bombay cat. They're cute and friendly at first, but they can attack you like a panther if you don't give them what they want. Make sure you give them lots of attention and love, and they'll be your best friend.

Dogs Of The Zodiac

Aries: Leader of the Pack : Aries is the first Sign of the Zodiac. The Aries Dog will live by the motto “Me First” and there will be no “please” about it. Life to this canine is an exciting, all-consuming challenge. This is a quick-tempered dog and, in extreme case, downright selfish. Given his or her position in the Zodiac, however, it is only natural that the Aries Dog would want to be leader of the pack. Physically, the Aries Dog is an active, energetic and urgent type of canine with an almost endless capacity for exercise who demands (and needs) long walks several times a day. This dog will enjoy a variety of activities, such as agility classes or playing frisbee. On a visit to the countryside, he or she will soon be picking up a scent or acting as a trailblazer. The Aries Dog is prone to accidents since, by nature, this canine is reckless and daring. Headaches are often a problem for this dog, as is sunstroke during the Summer months. A home with plenty of space is vital to this canine, who hates to be restricted in any way. Any owner cooped-up in the average house with an Aries Dog all day will soon become utterly exhausted. A small cottage is also no suitable home for this canine and individuals who live in an apartment should give the Aries Dog a very wide berth. It is foolish to think that this dog can be contained with fences or gates. Much like Harry Houdini (who was also born under the sign of Aries), this canine is sure to find a way to escape being anxious to make his or her mark upon the world.

The Aries Dog will never be a “yes-dog,” not even after months of training. The battle for independence begins the moment this little pup arrives in the home. It is futile for an owner to attempt to assert superiority over the Aries Dog…he or she will stop at nothing to undermine an owner’s position. The end relationship between the Aries Dog and his or her human will largely be one of compromise…usually on the part of the owner…but can be most enjoyable once the owner is “trained.” In short, the Aries Dog is basically a warm-hearted creature who will prove to be amusing, if time-consuming and he or she is incapable of sulking or holding a grudge for long. Most canines who fall under the jurisdiction of Aries are completely intolerant of other dogs, constantly getting into scraps and trying to dominate each and every other pet (and person) within the household. The type of Aries Dog that appears to thrive best under the influence of this constellation are Gun Dogs, Whippets, Lurchers and those of the hunting variety.

Leo natives and Sagittarius native tend to get along best with the Aries Dog…whether it be as an owner or a companion pet. The stable elements found in both Leo and Sagittarius act as a balance to the erratic side of this canine. Some of the energetic and self-expressive qualities are also shared between all three of these Zodiac Signs, thus leading to a type of mutual understanding.

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Taurus: The Strong And Silent Type : The Taurus Dog is a plodding dog…strong, silent and determined. This canine may be led, but never driven. However, if allowed to move at a slow pace, the Taurus Dog has no problem in doing what is asked of him or her. Being close to the owner is heaven to this canine and in order to ensure comfort and security when the family is away from home, it is necessary to leave something with the Taurus Dog which contains his or her owner’s scent. A lethargic and sometimes lazy soul, this canine would much rather sleep than run around. He or she truly appreciates a comfortable bed, complete with super-soft blankets. In short, the Taurus Dog loves to be pampered. This canine is not particularly big on exercise and should not be expected to run over the hill and through the woods…indeed, he or she will probably not even want to run around the yard. Nevertheless, this canine is fond of the outdoors and a drive around the countryside in the car with the window down (rather than a walk through the same area) will be thoroughly enjoyed by the Taurus Dog. This can be a persistent and stubborn soul and, if possessed with the power of human speech, would probably argue more often than not. Still, the Taurus Dog is a loyal and faithful creature, relatively easy to train and highly unlikely to ever run away from home. The Taurus Dog thoroughly appreciates the finer things of life and can be possessive of what he or she considers to be items of personal value. Everything this dog surveys is considered to be a personal possession…from his or her feeding bowl to visitors in the home. It would be best not to allow this canine to actually see any guests depart, since the Taurus Dog perceives new people as personal possessions and may put up quite a fuss before letting them go.

This is one canine who loves to eat and is often aggressive around food. It is not unusual for the Taurus Dog to dig holes and lay away a goodly supply of kibble for a rainy day. Physically very strong when young, this dog is prone to get fat with age. In fact, it is somewhat rare to find an older Taurus Dog who is not overweight. For the sake of his or her health, it is sometimes necessary to put this canine on a diet in order to avoid obesity. In that event, however, the owner must be prepared for the Taurus Dog to sit in front of the refrigerator and mournfully stare. Second only to this canine’s love of food is love of music. The Taurus Dog will happily sit for hours listening to the classic composers, such as Beethoven, and may even howl along to the orchestration. Obedient, mild-mannered, affectionate and a fervent kisser, this canine can be a relentless protector and fighter. If he or she senses the owner is in danger, this dog will abruptly turn into an unusually quick mover. Much the same attitude is adopted if this canine believes his or her personal possessions are being threatened in any way…or if he or she is subjected to taunts. Once comfortably situated, the Taurus Dog will probably refuse to move until he or she is good and ready…this canine may even lay claim to that particular spot for the rest of his or her life and it would not be unusual for an owner to find the Taurus Dog right where he or she left the animal several hours before.

The Taurus Dog is compatible with owners born under most Signs of the Zodiac…with the possibly exception of Sagittarius since Sagittarius natives are gone from the home far too often to make for a happy and well-adjusted dog who craves human companionship. This canine will be a tolerant and gentle pet…one which is kind in nature and adores children. Thus, the Taurus Dog would be a marvellous companion for such little ones.

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Gemini: The Yapper : The Gemini Dog will be restless, versatile, exuberant…and many other things as well…all at the same time. He or she is easily able to communicate feelings (whatever such feelings might be) and will soon have any owner well-trained. This split-personality dog is, in essence, an eternal puppy, quickly bored and requiring constant attention. Physically, the Gemini Dog is likely to be slightly underweight due to the fact that he or she goes everywhere “at the double.” An alert and graceful creature, the nervous energy of the Gemini Dog enables this canine to keep going all day, should the need arise…and even when there is no need. However, the minute the Gemini Dog is asked to undertake anything boring or mundane, he or she will be overcome by nervous exhaustion and collapse into a shivering, twitching, hyperventilating wreck. A puppy governed by Gemini is sure to bring chaos into any home. To this little soul, everything will be new…the house, the people, the garden…and the happy pup will be more than content to explore, anxious to learn everything about his or her new surroundings and those with whom he or she is going to be living. The length of this “Indian Summer” will depend upon every variable possibly imagined…the number of rooms, number of people and size of the garden, to name but a few. In short, a Gemini Dog oozes charm and it is not long before he or she will have the entire family (and most of the neighborhood) wrapped around his or her dew-claw.

The Gemini Dog is difficult to train, firmly believing that he or she knows what is best. However, if the impatience of a Gemini Dog can be overcome, then an owner will soon be able to teach this canine an entire battery of tricks…anything from “playing dead” to somersaulting through flaming hoops, for this is a dog who loves to “show off.” With fleet-footed Mercury as his or her Ruling Planet, the Gemini Dog is one of the Zodiac’s fastest runners and, not surprisingly, any Greyhound born under the influence of this sign is likely to enjoy much success at the race track. It is important to note that the only time an owner will be absolutely sure of the whereabouts of the Gemini Dog is when he or she is attached by a leash. The remainder of the time, it will be anyone’s guess. Much like the “Elephant’s Child,” who always wanted to know more, this canine will be inquisitive and endearing. The Gemini Dog thrives in new environments and will love it if the owner houses he or she with a friend for a few days. This is, however, a dog which tends not to be overly-faithful and, given the opportunity, may run away forever.

It takes the strength of personality found in a Leo native to help the Gemini Dog become more decisive, and a natural sympathy between the two usually ensures compatibility. Aquarius owners, being broad-minded enough to allow things to follow their natural course, will also find the Gemini Dog to be a suitable pet.

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Cancer: The Home-Lover : The Cancer Dog is a contrary dog who has close links to the sea and the tides. Thus, this canine is likely to jump into water at every given opportunity. The Cancer Dog is something of an “up and down” type of creature with a strong determination to “stay put.” Indeed this dog is probably the most patient and tenacious of the entire Zodiac. Superficially a timid and retiring type of canine, content to be left unnoticed, this dog will, in fact, be quite the opposite. Moodier and more sensitive than most, he or she is prone to deep extremes of emotion. Joy, despair, terror, boldness (and more) will shift beneath this dog’s rather crusty exterior. It is important that the Cancer Dog feel he or she is needed. Consequently, this dog requires constant patting and reassurance and any owner is likely to be saying, “Good boy” or “Good girl” until the throat is sore. Physically, the Cancer Dog is bony…any bulk will invariably be around the shoulder area. The legs will be long in comparison to the body and this canine’s movement will have a vague, sideways motion. The Cancer Dog is prone to psychosomatic problems whenever life becomes too overwhelming and any misunderstanding is liable to cause a total breakdown…emotional in reason and physical in appearance. Nonetheless, this dog falls under the jurisdiction of an excellent sign for breeding purposes…the dam will accept her responsibilities and not expect an owner to take over after a couple of days. However, there will certainly be trouble when it is time to remove the puppies, since this canine mother will put up a fight to keep them with her at least one more night…and then another…and yet another. The Cancer Dog can settle almost anywhere. Taken to a new home, he or she will immediately view it as the place in which life will be lived out. Possessing a true nesting instinct, this canine will establish his or her corner and then set about filling it with treasures which will be enjoyed and protected. If those treasures happen to belong to another then that is unfortunate, for the Cancer Dog will literally hang on to anything that he or she feels is a personal belonging. In the eyes of this canine, possession is nine-tenths of the law.

About once a month, the pull of the Moon will fill the Cancer Dog with a feeling of restlessness, urging him or her to spend the night in the garden, where he or she will howl until daybreak. However, that having been said, the Cancer Dog basically makes for a delightful and lovely pet, being loyal and faithful no matter how he or she might be treated by an owner. No separation, regardless of length, will make this canine forget the person with whom he or she has bonded. Like all born teachers, the Cancer Dog knows it is first necessary to learn and basic training will be a pleasure to this canine. The Cancer Dog usually possesses the capability to go further into specialized or obedience training, but once this canine is old enough to make his or her own decisions, then stock will be taken of what has been taught and there will be a prompt rejection of anything that does not appeal.

Individuals born under the signs of Pisces and Scorpio usually make the best owners for the Cancer Dog. Pisces is receptive and impressionable, thus well-suited to put up with the whims and fluctuating moods of this canine. However, since the Cancer Dog is basically loving and giving, this dog will go out of his or her way to understand any human…with one exception. The Cancer Dog should never belong to a Sagittarius owner. This particular combination of fire and water can never happily mix. Particularly good with children, the Cancer Dog often believes himself or herself to be one of them and fully expects to be treated as such.

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Leo: The Boss-Dog : The Leo Dog is the monarch dog. In short, a domineering canine…if given half the chance. This dog sees himself or herself as a cut above all lesser species and will expect to be treated accordingly. However, this is not so bad as it might sound, for the Leo Dog has a knack of persuading people to treat him or her correctly without those individuals ever realizing they have been manipulated. Regal of bearing, erect of stance and commanding of presence, the Leo Dog will always be the perfect specimen, no matter what the breed might be. Confident, fearless and proud, with a well-proportioned body, slender legs and graceful gait, this canine is utterly charismatic and makes for the ideal showdog. The Leo Dog possesses a strong constitution with a mind to match but, if anything does go awry, then it will most likely be connected with the spine. An owner should take great care to avoid any strain on this area of the Leo Dog’s body. To this canine, his or her home is a personal palace in which to “hold court,” probably issuing invites to each and every neighborhood dog who can be found. Here, the Leo Dog will entertain his or her guests until it is time for the “walk-about,” when they will all trail out…with Leo in the lead, of course. Most Leo Dogs make for affectionate and cheerful companions, although they can at times be pompous and dogmatic.

Social interaction with humans is sometimes difficult for the Leo Dog. This canine will need to be put firmly in his or her place when just a puppy, or there will be the expectation that an owner will fetch and carry for this dog for the rest of his or her life. If this can be accomplished, then the Leo Dog will be a charming and rewarding dog, much easier to live with than might be expected. This is largely due to one exceptional and redeeming quality…the Leo Dog has a deep-set faith in humanity. Dogs which have been praised honored for bravery…or those pampered by royalty…are, more often than not, governed by the Sign of Leo. This canine rarely knows what it means to be afraid and makes for an excellent police dog, relentlessly pursuing criminals, entering blazing buildings without a second thought and tenaciously sniffing-out bombs. The Leo Dog, however, cannot bear to be ignored. The vanity of this canine knows no limit and he or she adores being the center of attraction. Fiercely loyal, this canine would rather die while protecting an owner than allow that owner to come to any harm. The Leo Dog makes for an exceptional guard dog but has one strange eccentricity…he or she is often deathly afraid of cats.

Owners born under the signs of Aries and Sagittarius tend to get on best with the Leo Dog, although all relationships in which this canine becomes involved will have a tendency to become heated on occasion.

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Virgo: The Helper : The Virgo Dog is a genuine domestic creature, more resigned than any other Sign of the Zodiac to play the role of pet. In fact, he or she will feel totally comfortable in this position and accept it without a single murmur. This canine will be in his or her element as a friend and companion living with humans, and will strive to be the perfect pet. The Virgo Dog considers being told what to do as a pleasure…it also saves him or her the trouble of having to think up something. There will be no unpleasant surprises for an owner who returns home to the Virgo Dog since this canine is the cleanest and most hygienic of the Zodiac. Physically, the Virgo Dog is strong and muscular but requires a lot of exercise when in good health. Unfortunately, this canine is also the hypochondriac of the dog world…a single flea, for example, and he or she will be convinced the pesky parasites are covering the entire body from head to toe…or a simple stomach upset, and the Virgo Dog will be certain that he or she has salmonella poisoning. The Virgo puppy will be easy to handle in the beginning, but as he or she gets older, trouble is bound to start. This canine is determined that his or her life be filled with beauty and nothing but the best will suffice…the most comfortable chair, the most delicious of food, the most luxurious of surroundings. The Virgo Dog will never be found sleeping on a hard floor and is sensitive to discomfort in much the same way as the fairytale Princess was to the irritating pea. The Virgo Dog tends to spend a great deal of time in the garden, communing with nature as he or she weeds, digs and generally makes a mess.

The Virgo Dog is never happier than when he or she is doing something for the owner. This canine will take over some of the many chores which pile up during the day…bringing in the laundry, counting the socks, clearing the table, for example. However, this truly helpful dog does not always get it right. As a creature of routine and habit, this canine will expect to be fed and walked at the same time every day. Generally, sheep dogs and working dogs governed by Virgo thrive very nicely, working from dusk until dawn and content in the productive nature of his or her employment. Since Virgo traditionally rules small animals, however, even toy dogs such as chihuahuas tend to flourish under this sign. All Virgo Dogs are loyal and expect the same steadfastness from any owner. It should be noted, however, that this dog does not take kindly to small children. Being trodden on and grabbed does not suit the Virgo Dog one bit. Nevertheless, he or she will be receptive to cats…a creature this canine appears to adore regardless of shape or color. Indeed, the owner of a Virgo Dog would be well-advised to bring a feline into the home.

Natives of Taurus and Capricorn tend to make the best owners for the Virgo Dog, sharing some of the earthy elements and even the penchant for cats. Basically, however, owners born under any Zodiac Sign will enjoy the company of this canine…with the possible exception of Scorpio subjects who tend to perceive the Virgo Dog as a tedious flatterer.

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Libra: The Shop-Steward : The Libra Dog has one purpose and one purpose only…to improve the lot of the working or owned dog. This canine expects to start at the bottom but, within a year or two, will have ascended to a senior position in the household with quite a lot of “say” in things. The Libra Dog will stand for less obedience, more food and a shorter working week. If an owner should ask this canine to do anything during the evening hours, then double biscuits are in order or there will be no response. The Libra Dog is also a firm believer in the “closed shop” concept. In other words, one house…one dog. Basically a well-balanced creature, the Libra Dog is not overly-emotional and remains totally impartial when argument ensue. This canine will be amiable and appreciative of the good things life has to offer but, above all, believes in “share and share alike.” In other words, what is right for the human in the home is right for the dog in the home and vice versa. Therefore, if the Libra Dog is obliged to sleep in a basket on the floor, then the owner is expected to do the same. Physically, the Libra Dog always appears to be well-nourished…and this canine will make sure he or she stays that way. However, as this dog grows older, there will be a tendency to bulge and spread. Whenever a Libra Dog is out of sorts, with a dry nose and no enthusiasm for anything, the best cure will be twenty-four hours of starvation. The dog will not appreciate it…and an owner may be forced to follow the same non-consumables course…but recovery is often instantaneous when the next calorie-counted meal is delivered. Every ounce saved while the Libra Dog is still a pup will mean an inch or so less in middle age. This is a fact that the Libra Dog would, of course, very much appreciate…if only such could be explained to him or her. The male Libra Dog will spend a lot of time in involvements with the opposite sex, but always in the most delicate and discreet fashion…unless, of course, his owner happens to be a blatant sex maniac. Usually, other dog owners consider the Libra Dog a pleasant and well-controlled animal who is never connected with any misfortunes that may beset their own pets. The female Libra Dog may not be so easy. She will be so afraid of offending any male that shows an interest in her that she will not know how to say “No.” This misguided consideration means that if an owner has no desire to breed a Libra bitch, then she should be spayed…and quickly.

The Libra Dog will refuse to be banished to an outside kennel, unless the owner is also willing to take up residence within. Thus, this canine will only be truly happy with an owner who is prepared to put himself or herself out for the sake of the dog. The Libra Dog will never stand for being treated like a dog while his or her owner is permitted to live like a person. This canine is remarkably persuasive…some might say even manipulative. He or she can also be ridiculously stubborn…for example, if the Libra Dog does not want to go for “walkies,” then he or she will refuse to budge. Since the Libra Dog models his or her life on that of the owner, if things go wrong then the owner only has himself or herself to blame. In the eyes of this canine, if people do not go outside in the rain to relieve themselves, then the Libra Dog should not have to do so…if people eat chicken and roast potatoes, then why should the Libra Dog have nothing but a dull bowl of dry kibble? If the owner entertains a lot, with people coming and going all the time, then the Libra Dog expects the same privilege…except in such an instance, it will be other dogs coming in to add to the fun. If an owner really cannot handle that and wants to continue to keep this canine as a happy pet, then the only answer will be to cut out the human visitors. Nonetheless, the Libra Dog is possessed of a gentle manner and a great desire to please, usually remaining a loving soul as long as the love is returned. A large degree of affection is important to the Libra Dog and he or she will go to great lengths to display such feelings in the hope that the owner will reciprocate. This canine is not prone to being argumentative and, if tried sorely, will invariably become too frightened of upsetting an owner to show what he or she really feels. However, this does not mean that the Libra Dog will be blind to an owner’s bad points…he or she is simply tactful and very adept at glossing over such shortcomings for fear of losing security.

A Leo native is probably most suited to surviving the demanding standards of the Libra Dog. These two signs react well and bring out the best in each other rather than the worst. Owners born under the signs of Gemini and Aquarius also get on well with this canine under normal circumstances, but an Aries owner is a huge mistake. The strong character of an Aries subject will sap the limited confidence of the Libra Dog, reducing him or her to something of an “apology for a dog” rather than a dog in his or her own right. The Libra Dog also enjoys the company of other dogs, provided there is no obligation to share space with such animal in the home.

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Scorpio: The Paragon : There is a great strength of character hidden beneath the silky coat of the Scorpio Dog. On the outside, it will be necessary to watch out for the tail, which is capable of expressing much more feeling that that of any other canine. The Scorpio Dog will be a formidable dog to live up to, since this canine considers himself or herself to be the perfect dog. The life of the Scorpio Dog has but one purpose…self-mastery, which will occupy this canine as long as he or she lives. Sadly, few if any manage to achieve such perfection, often leaving the Scorpio Dog with a personality which is as difficult for the dog to understand as it is for his or her owner. The Scorpio Dog will either be a best friend or a worst enemy. This canine can love or hate with an equally passionate intensity and, if this dog is wronged in any way, then he or she will never forget. On the other hand, this canine will also never forget when he or she is treated well. Scorpio traditionally governs secrets and this may be why Scorpio Dogs tend to make the most proficient trackers, being able to sniff-out even the most subtle of scents. Thus, this sign is an ideal one for bloodhounds, cocker spaniels, or any dog who needs an acute sense of smell. The sexual prowess of the male Scorpio Dog also makes him an excellent breeder. Physically, the Scorpio Dog is thick-set with handsome features, but is not one to reveal feelings through body language. Inscrutable is a word that probably best describes this canine. If the Scorpio Dog is being scolded for some gross misdemeanor, then he or she will calmly sit there as though being told a bedtime story. Moreover, in the midst of a “rant and rave” for any reason, this canine will most probably simply fall asleep. Both genders of this canine will possess a deep interest in mating. Unfortunately, neutering or spaying does not seem to help much…particularly in the female. Some owners claim that the best answer is to allow her to have at least one litter (assuming, of course, that a mate can be found whom the Scorpio bitch is prepared to allow come anywhere near her). The trouble here is that this can cause phantom pregnancies which are almost more difficult to cope with than the real thing.

It will be important for any owner of a Scorpio Dog to remember that, as the human, he or she will always be bigger than this canine. Even when the Scorpio Dog attempts to tower over an owner by leaping upon the table, the human should remind himself or herself of that fact. Thus, an owner should be able to keep on top of things and, by so doing, will discover that the Scorpio Dog is basically an affectionate canine…beneath his or her prickly exterior. The Scorpio Dog has a tendency to overweight in middle age, so any owner would be well-advised to take great care over the diet while this canine is still a puppy. Later, maintenance levels of food should be given, otherwise the naturally heavy build will look wonderful for a few years and then, almost overnight, become gross and distinctly unattractive. On the whole, the Scorpio Dog will be a healthy specimen with tremendous powers of physical endurance. Thus, he or she is not one to spend long at the vet’s office or run up large veterinarian bills. Where there is Scorpio Dog, then there should always be a dog-run house. This house will belong totally to the Scorpio Dog and an owner will be expected to maintain it according to this canine’s exacting specifications. The Scorpio Dog demands (and gets) a full eight hours of undisturbed sleep every night and those hours of rest will be spent in the warmest and most comfortable place…even if that just happens to be the chair where his or her owner wanted to watch the late night movie. Nearly all Scorpio Dogs are psychic to some extent and, despite this canine’s ability to remain inscrutable in times of stress, he or she will make it only too clear when something is being “seen” or “heard.” This behavior is far from ideal to an owner who possesses a nervous temperament or who lives alone. However, most of the invisible beings noted by the Scorpio Dog will be harmless…it will only be when he or she hides under the bed, too frightened to emerge, that the time will have arrived to call in the police.

Socially, Scorpio and Scorpio make for the best combination. The same urge for power is shared, but each will understand where the other is coming from. However, a house with one Scorpio…let alone two…could never be described as haven of peace and harmony (neither would want it that way in any event since life would be far too dull). The Scorpio Dog revels in personality clashes and tension…it provides proof that he or she is growing in strength and improving along the way. The only other native who will truly stand much of a chance as the owner of a Scorpio Dog would be Cancer. No human governed by any other sign is advised to take the risk…it simply would not be worth it.

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Sagittarius: The Problem-Dog : The Sagittarius Dog is a complex character with a basic problem which belongs to this dog alone: to which of the two forces at work within does he or she truly belong…the canine or the equine? Most of the time, the Sagittarius Dog will not know whether to wag his or her tail or use it to keep the flies from an owner’s face. This will be a restless dog…versatile, easily bored and totally unfathomable. This canine flits from one interest to another, unable to decide what he or she actually likes. The Sagittarius Dog experiences continual internal conflict with divided loyalties and a split personality. Nonetheless, this is a vital creature with a well-balanced body designed for taking energetic exercise. The eyes will be bright and shining, and the nose will be wet and healthy. The feet and ankles of this canine are fine and delicate. Healthier than most other dogs of the Zodiac, the Sagittarius Dog will only come to harm if unable to contain his or her enthusiasm and goes ballistic. It will be aches, sprains, bruises and torn tendons which will keep an owner of this dog going back and forth to the vet’s office. Usually controlled, muscular and sturdy, large dogs born under this sign generally fare well…German Shepherds, Labradors and Old English Sheepdogs…as do long-limbed dogs such as the Borzoi or Afghan Hound. An exceptionally brave and lucky canine, the Sagittarius Dog can be a very trustworthy and reliable creature, particularly suited in that event for working with the blind. These dogs are full of character and can easily learn amusing tricks. The Sagittarius Dog (who often believes himself or herself to actually be a horse) will be determined to get to the bottom of everything…the bed, the garbage can or the flower-bed, for instance. This trait often makes the Sagittarius Dog a most unsuitable pet for the house-proud owner, particularly if there is limited access to the great outdoors. This canine needs fresh air as other dogs might need constant de-fleaing. Cooped-up or confined, the Sagittarius Dog (much like the archer which is symbolic of the sign) will know exactly where to aim so that he or she causes the most discomfort to others with the least personal inconvenience. In short, life with a Sagittarius Dog will never, ever be dull.

The Sagittarius Dog is an independent creature, preferring to make a personal choice regarding who his or her living companions will be. The fact that an owner may have paid through the nose, and chosen this canine with great care when he or she was only a small pup, carries no weight whatsoever. The Sagittarius Dog will either take to an owner or not, based purely and solely on that owner’s merits as a person. If this canine does not find an owner to suit his or her particular taste, then that owner will be treated in the same manner as any other casual acquaintance…with polite aloofness. Even when the Sagittarius Dog does bond with a human, this canine remains somewhat detached. The favored companion will always be a native of Aries (regardless of shape, size or species) since subjects governed by these two Signs share a zest for adventure and relish the frequent arguments that seem to spawn whenever Sagittarius and Aries come together.

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Capricorn: The Social Climber : The Capricorn Dog is driven by ambition and the ability to scale heights. The interest of this canine in…and the understanding of…class and social standing will be totally politically incorrect. With one glance, the Capricorn Dog will sum up a person and no amount of elocution lessons or learned deportment will fool this discerning canine, whose obsession in life is to better his or her present position and move, step-by-step, up the social ladder. Reserved by nature and supremely diplomatic, the Capricorn Dog makes for an amenable pet. It is sometimes said of the Capricorn Dog that he or she looks old from the moment of birth, but improves with age. Canines governed by Capricorn tend to favor those breeds which can withstand cold climates, such as the Saint Bernard or Husky. The practical, earthy nature of Capricorn makes this canine unafraid of hard work but, since these dogs are also ruled by the Planet Saturn, they may take an exceedingly long time to complete anything undertaken. “Walkies” with a Capricorn Dog can be infuriating as he or she forever lags behind. There is also a tendency to be stubborn and the commands or calls of any owner are quite likely to be ignored when this canine does not feel like listening. On the other hand, many of the world’s most handsome dogs have been born under this Sign and almost every Capricorn Dog approaches perfection in form and build, regardless of breed. The one flaw of this canine might be an overly-long nose coupled with an underslung jaw.

Problems arise with a Capricorn Dog if his or her living standards fail to improve. The older this canine becomes, the more beset by deep depression he or she will be once realization sets in that there is no possible opportunity for social furtherance. Under such circumstances, the Capricorn Dog is liable to adopt a defeatist attitude and will no longer try to please. Ideally, this canine would prefer to be in a favored position enjoyed by such dogs as the Queen of England’s Royal Corgis…in other words, right at the top. When found in an average sort of household, the Capricorn Dog will begin to work on betterment of the current situation and, without the owner even realizing, this canine will gently nudge his or her human along (for example, the Capricorn Dog will make the house appear so small that a larger one is sought). It is interesting to note that this canine will be particularly eager to please when the owner is dressed in the best of clothing whereas he or she will be nowhere near as cooperative when an owner chooses to slop around in a robe and slippers, dunking donuts into a cup of tea. In good time, the owner of a Capricorn Dog will gradually get the hang of things…standards will rise, new furniture will be purchased and social occasions will become bigger and more lavish. As the human in this relationship becomes more houseproud, then so will the Capricorn Dog, turning into an immaculate member of the family who never puts a paw out of place. When it comes to social interaction, the Capricorn Dog really comes into his or her own. Unlike most other canines, this dog understands that there must be authority if life is to be smooth and comfortable. The Capricorn Dog will accept that humans rule the roost and quickly adopt the role of a most obedient pet.

A Capricorn Dog coupled with a Capricorn owner will make for a splendid relationship since both will engage enthusiastically in mutual social climbing, but the most compatible owner will be a native of Virgo. Virgo subjects are sufficiently down-to-earth to keep the more blatant side of the Capricorn Dog under control. Taurus and Libra owners will also get along well with this canine, but Sagittarius would be well-advised to bypass the Capricorn litter.

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Aquarius: The Friend : The Aquarius Dog is determined (albeit in a quiet and inoffensive way) to unearth the truth about everything and everyone. To this canine, knowing a little about anything is tantamount to knowing nothing at all. Thus, he or she can easily be demanding when it comes to sought-after knowledge, but can be aggravatingly slow if an owner is trying to get from Point “A” to Point “B” in a hurry. Thorough, slow, deliberate and painstaking, the Aquarius Dog possesses a stubborn streak that is liable to drive even the mildest of owners quite crazy. Often, this dog possesses traits that even other canines find to be quite peculiar. Usually well-built and often on the tall side for his or her particular breed standard, the Aquarius Dog will have eyes that are deep and widely set apart. The expression is invariably tranquil and on occasion, the head of this dog appears to droop…almost as though the thoughts twirling around inside were all too heavy. This canine makes for a good house dog, being steady and calm, not given to rushing around and creating havoc or chaos. The Aquarius Dog will quietly get on with life…investigating, discovering and wondering. What an owner finds, when he or she catches up with this dog, may well be chaotic, but will have been created peacefully with a definite air of detachment.

The Aquarius Dog enjoys working in the entertainment field…as a circus performer or taking part in a television series…and sometimes appears to be more human than canine in species. However, the heart of this dog truly lies with his or her own kind and this canine is never more delighted than when he or she is running with the pack…albeit somewhat erratically. The happiest Aquarius Dog is one who has been given as much freedom as possible for this dog adores to be allowed off the leash. Social interaction is where the Aquarius Dog really comes into his or her own. The home of this dog is likely to be full of his or her friends and acquaintances…not all of whom will necessarily be of the canine persuasion. The most humane of the species, people are most assuredly this dog’s “thing” and he or she will get on brilliantly with an owner…as well as with everyone else for that matter.

Natives of both Gemini and Libra will greatly intrigue the Aquarius Dog. The airy mental attitude inherent in these Zodiac Signs toward life makes a perfect foil for the Aquarius Dog, serving to calm this canine to some extent and making him or her stop to think occasionally before leaping to conclusions. There will be some minor friction every now and then, particularly when the stubborn side of the Gemini owner gets in the way, but the Aquarius Dog soon manages to find a way around this obstacle and (as usual) will eventually get his or her own way.

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Pisces: The Interpreter : The Pisces Dog is yet another split-personality canine, pulled in two directions at the same time. When this is coupled with a slight lack of intelligence and deep sensitivity, then the end result is a very complicated dog. An unpredictable soul whose mind changes from one minute to the next, the life of the Pisces Dog will an endless ebb and flow of moods, changeability and contrariness as inner feelings pull him or her in every direction. This canine will hardly ever know if he or she is coming or going…or even been there already. Deep inside, well beyond control, the Pisces Dog will be a good dog who truly desires to please. This will, at times, be quite obvious and lead to enjoyable experiences. However, in between, when this canine is annoying and inconsistent, things will not be so easy. Physically, there are no particular attributes or peculiarities associated with the Pisces Dog. He or she will be active and playful…on occasion…and unfortunately prone to leg and foot ailments since the ankles and paws tend to be weak. Any sign of limping by this canine should be investigated immediately. Mongrels tend to fare best under the Sign of Pisces, for this is the Sign said to contain qualities from all the other eleven. To be a Pisces Dog is to be a confused creature. It is not unusual to see him or her pacing between the fire, the basket and the bowl.

Basically a water dog, this canine will be desperately unhappy without this element. Probably the favorite outing of the Pisces Dog would be a walk by the sea shore…especially if a meal of fish is on the agenda. However, if an owner does not live by the sea or have a pond in the garden, then it will be necessary to fill the tub. Ideally, the Pisces Dog would like to live on a floating home…anything from an ocean liner to a narrow boat. Marooned on dry land in an ordinary house, he or she will make the most of anything wet that can be found. Country walks have a tendency to turn into swimming galas as this dog rolls in every puddle and will run for miles to find a stream. The Pisces Dog becomes extremely excited at the sight of rain and when an owner takes a bath or shower, it is not unusual for the Pisces Dog to join in the ablutions. He or she will also come running with every flush of the toilet. Generally, the life of a Pisces Dog will be spent by putting his or her paw into it, while the other half will be concerned with trying to mend the situation. Forceful and pushy one minute, this dog is gentle, retiring and loving the next.

As owners, natives of Cancer and Scorpio stand the best chance of seeing the good side of the Pisces Dog rather than the bad. Cancer’s sense of humor will be an immense help to the relationship, while Scorpio will be so besotted with the Pisces Dog that he or she will simply fail to see the contrary patches and life will be the proverbial “bed of roses.”

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The end of the world

Virgo: FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK THE WORLD IS ENDING SHIT WHAT DO WE DO AAAAAHHHHH IS EVERYONE OKAY? ANYONE HURT? OMG AQUARIUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NEAR THAT CLIFF?! COME HERE NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Aquarius: *falls on his knees* The day has come. I'm going home. At long last I'm going home! Oh alien friends, I can't thank you enough for this! The world is ending!! IT'S FINALLY ENDING!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

Virgo:

Virgo: Okay fuck him, everyone let's go find a shelter.

The Psychic Zodiac

Aries: Aries are incredible dreamers and can set their sights on visions they fulfil. Being the first sign of the zodiac Aries have a clean and clear vibration that isn’t tainted by other signs. They are also ‘right time’ people. Susceptible to clairsentient Taurus: Taurus are a very intuitive sign, they can sense when someone is trying to get past their personal barriers. They also have a psychic innate sense of ‘timing’ that seems to work on its on framework. Susceptible to Clairsentient and clairessence. May receive messages and synchronicities through music, arts, literature. Gemini: Gemini are mentally intuitive, and have an uncanny ability to finish other people’s sentences, or find the words they are looking for. The twin is the perfect speaker of the ‘right word’. Geminis also have flashes of ‘knowledge’ with seemingly no insight into where they came from. Susceptible to Clairaudience Leo: Leo are one of the zodiac’s most pronounced psychic signs. Tell a Leo something and chances are they already ‘knew it’ by sixth sense, or some other phenomena. Also susceptible to Clair sentient, very open to receiving messages from the spirit world. Cancer: Cancers have an intuitive ability to instantly empathize with people, and know how to comfort them. This sign is also a ‘psychic sponge’ one in which soaks up the moods and energies of those around them. Precognitive abilities are also pronounced. Susceptible to Clairsentient Virgo: Virgos instantly know how things work, and how they can be fixed. This sign is also sensitive to ‘vibes’ and ‘chills’; especially about people. They can find peace in the space between their thoughts. They also seem to know information before it is released. Susceptible to clairaudiance Libra: Libra have the psychic ability of being able to read other people and understand their motives. They can also instantly ‘calm’, ‘comfort’, and ‘disarm’ somebody. They can easily adapt themselves to peace others. May receive messages via music, smells and flowers. Susceptible to clairaudience Scorpio: Scorpio live in a world of psychic phenomena. They have the ability to instantly ‘read’ people, ascertain their motives, and seep into their subconscious. Scorpio are highly intuitive, almost ‘mind readers’ especially about their loved ones ; vulnerable to clairaudience, clarsetience, messages and synchronicities. They can easily perceive messages from the paranormal. Sagittarius: Sagittarius have an eery ‘dead on’ intuition. They seem to know when things are going to happen. They have a ‘radar’ in that, if Sagittarians are thinking about someone, chances are they are thinking about them too. Susceptible to clairvoyance, clairaudience. They can easily perceive messages from the paranormal. Capricorn: Capricorns psychically know the pace of life. When it is time for them to grow, they start before any clues are out there or any information is available. They make the intense changes at the right times in their lives. They are born old souls, with innate wisdom.

Aquarius: Aquarius are a strongly intuitive sign. Electrified by Uranus, Aquarius stimulate others with thought, and have the ability to see things ‘exactly as they are’. They are also know to be quite precognitive, and pick up ‘signals’. Susceptible to clairaudience and clairsentient. Pisces: Pisces is the most psychic sign of the zodiac. As the twelfth sign they have walked in the footsteps of every other sign (may be the cause of their feet problems!) and instantly know how to empathise with others, comfort them and understand them. Also psychic sponges, Pisceans soak up the moods of those in their company. They can easily perceive messages from the paranormal; especially in dreams.

The Signs & Colors

ARIES Favourable Colours: The ruler planet of Aries is Mars which is dazzling red in colour. It symbolizes vitality, vigour and passion. Wearing suitable colours can keep them happy calm and prosperous. Red, saffron, mustard, dark pink, golden yellow are their suitable colours. Unfavourable Colours: They should avoid black, deep blue and green. Green is the colour of Mercury which is not a friend of Mars. Tips: Keep a red hanky in your pocket every time. TAURUS Favourable Colours: Taurians are ruled by Venus which is a planet of love and charm. The can make their life more happy by using milky white, light pink, aqua green, almost all shades of blue and black. Unfavourable Colours: They should avoid red and shades of yellow to diminish the effect of Mars and Jupiter. Tips: Keep a pink hanky in your pocket every time. GEMINI Favourable Colours:  Its go green for all Gemini. Their ruling planet is Mercury and using green colour more and more can benefit them largely. They can use all shades of black and blue. Unfavourable Colours: They should avoid dark red and shades of yellow. Though they can choose pink for a change. Tips: Keep a green hanky in your pocket every time. CANCER Favourable Colours: For this sign, Moon, Jupiter and Mars are favourable planets. They can go for all shades of yellow preferably dark yellow for all auspicious occasions. White is for their vitality and Red is for their work and to fortify their social appearance. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid green and black as they can make you feel down. Though green enhances their prowess. Tips: Wear at least one white every day and it may be your vest or shorts inside. LEO Favourable Colours: Leos are from Sun and all shades of Sun’s colour is auspicious for them. Being Mars and Jupiter as Sun’s friend they can go for red and yellow shades as well. Copper colour can be great stuff if want a change Unfavourable Colours: Avoiding white will be a good move. Black will attract enemies towards you and the impact of black can worsen your disease if you have any. Tips: Keep an orange colour hanky in your pocket every time. VIRGO Favourable Colours: We see, nature, see, fruit, and leaves in them. All shades of green is auspicious for them. They can mix black also in their outfit. Wearing milky white on Friday will help them where fortune matters. Peach, mauve, lilac, purple and pink also suits them. Unfavourable Colours: They should say no to red at any cost. Golden yellow, orange, magenta and copper colours are unsuitable for them. Tips: Wear at least one green. LIBRA Favourable Colours: Libra Saturn confers goodness on you. Please make sure there are enough blue and black in your wardrobe apart from green and white. Green is for your fortune and white is for your body. Black is the most auspicious you can rely upon. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid yellow as it will bring animosity for you. Use green on Wednesday only and don’t wear bright dazzling white and Stick to off white. Tips: Keep a black hanky in your pocket or a black underwear will do the same. SCORPIO Favourable Colours: So, you are born warriors. Go for all shades of red and auspicious yellows. Scarlet also does magic for you. White is good for your fortune and pink will keep you calm and balanced. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid all shades of green. You can use black on Saturday but don’t use it every day. Tips: Keep a red hanky in your pocket. SAGITTARIUS Favourable Colours: They are driven by Jupiter while Mars and Sun are also important for them. Prefer all shades of yellow, golden yellow, copper, bronze and red. Orange is also favourable for them. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid white, both bright and pale as far as you can. Black also is not advisable. Tips: Keep a turmeric colour hanky in your pocket or a golden yellow cap will do the same. CAPRICORN Favourable Colours: Capricorns does well with colour associated with Venus and Saturn. So a combination of black and white is a good choice. Deep blue is another alternative they can go for. Green is good for enhancing fortune. Earthy shades can be taken as change in between. Unfavourable Colours: Avoiding all shades of orange, copper and bronze will be fruitful. Yellow also is not advisable. Tips: Keep off white colour hanky or wear at least one off white with your outfit. AQUARIUS Favourable Colours: Violet, purple and lilac are suitable colours for them. Similar to Capricorn, they should go for green and off white with violet and purple. Unfavourable Colours: Bright white is not suitable, avoid yellow and all red shades. Tips: keep a purple hanky in your pocket. PISCES Favourable Colours: Jupiter is their body and soul. So yellow and turmeric colour is a first choice for them. White is good for mental health and wisdom. All shades of red brings fortune for them. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid very bright shades especially spotted or printed ones. Black is also troublesome. Tips: Wear at least one red or yellow outfit.

Zodiac Signs And Humor

  Aries: Goofy, Physical Humor Comes Most Naturally. These Are Some Of The Top Mimics In The Zodiac! But They Are Also Known To Be Quite Witty Out Of The Blue. Taurus: Observational Humor. They Are Usually Unintentionally Hilarious, And Can Take A Step Back And Laugh At Themselves Too! Gemini: Quick On The Uptake, They Remember Jokes Really Well And Can Laugh At Just About Anything, This Sign Is Most Prone To Making Fun Of Someone, But Not In A Mean Way, It’s Usually Because They’re Interested. Cancer: This Sign Has An Endearing Self-Deprecating Way Of Being Funny. As Simple As A Silly Facial Expression Or Pretending To Be Serious When They’re Not. Leo: This Sign Tends To Take Everything In Around Them And Deliver It Verbally With A Bit Of Exaggeration That Not Only Is Hilarious, But Leaves You Wanting To Hear More. They Know When They Have You Hooked, Too. Virgo: The Pissed, But Not Pissed, Complaining, But Not Complaining, Snarky Wit About People And Their Lives Is Usually Very Humorous And Entertaining. Libra: A Little Strife And Sarcasm Send Libra Going A Long Way! Once They Lose The Cool Exterior And Start, There’s No Stopping Their Story Telling Humor. Scorpio: Sarcasm All The Way. Comments Here, Comments There; It’s Borderline Rude, Borderline Passive Aggressive, But Funny Nonetheless! Sagittarius: Everything In Life Can Be Turned Into Some Hilarious Experience. A Combination Of Observational Humor, Sarcasm, And Exaggeration Is Where It’s At For This Sign. Capricorn: The No Smile Facade Lives Here. This Sign Can Keep A Straight Face Until They Start Laughing At Themselves With A Sharp Uptake On What’s Happening. Aquarius: Just Naturally Funny. They Don’t Really Try To Be A Joke Teller Or Anything. Often Times They’re Bewildered That They’re Being Funny And Start Laughing Right Along With The Others. Pisces: This Sign Ranges From Cute Storytelling To Down Right Obnoxious. They Milk It Too, Taking All The Time They Need To Have Your Attention And Make You Laugh.

The Signs as Mermaids

aries: the mermaid with fiery red hair and a tail to match. she lays out on hot rocks in the middle of the sea, basking in the sun, tanning her skin and luring sailors to crash against the stones with coy smiles and a glint in her eye. 

taurus: the mermaid with a mane of golden hair, and a tail to match, a long neck and strong shoulders. only her voice is more stunning than her beauty, and she’s often adorned with pearls and jewels of all kinds. 

gemini: the most curious of all the mermaids. she has a tail of dark green and shimmering yellow. she loves to explore the reefs, but swims out farther than she should because she wants to see what’s out there, and goes too close to the shore because she wants to see the humans. 

cancer: the mermaid with soft, smooth skin and a pale pink tail. her eyes are always expressive—sometimes they are alight with happiness, and sometimes they burn with anger. she loves all creatures, but it’s the humans that catch her eye. she can’t help falling in love with them from afar. 

leo: the mermaid with a tail of cobalt blue, her body adorned with gold jewelry, precious stones and pearls. she is the fastest swimmer, and loves to glide across the waves, letting the current pull her, laughter bubbling at her lips and a smile in her eyes. 

virgo: a more reserved mermaid, with a tail of sparkling silver. she has spiky black hair, and skin that is paler than usual, for she spends her time exploring the caves deep below rather than the beaches above. 

libra: a regal mermaid with beauty unmatched, long, luxurious hair, and a tail of magenta and red. she is sassy and charming, sometimes sultry, but also very sweet, and always kind to those in need. 

scorpio: the mermaid with a tail of deep purple and ebony, she has piercing violet eyes and hair of midnight black. she is quiet, sultry, and intuitive, and her nails and teeth are sharp, always ready for a hunt. she is the one to brave to the storms and the rocky, wild ocean while others go off and hide. 

sagittarius: an exotic mermaid, with a tail the color of sunsets and eyes that shine like one. she has travelled far and wide, collecting artifacts and jewelry from across the world. she never stays in one place too long, but she is kind to those she meets and always has wonderful stories to tell. 

capricorn: the mermaid with a tail of deep blue, high cheekbones and a jawline like a knife. there’s always a glint in her eye, like she knows something you don’t. she is regal and independent, and doesn’t worry herself with such frivolous things as humans, but rather such frivolous things as emeralds and pearls. 

aquarius: the mermaid with flowing hair and tail of teal green and aquamarine blue. her eyes are piercing, sparkling, so intense you have to look away. she swims about the reefs, splashing in the waves and basking in the sun. she is the only one who dares to go against the currents. 

pisces: the mermaid with a tail of pale purple that sparkles silver in the moonlight. she is sweet and dreamy, letting the current pull her to and fro, making friends with all the sea creatures she meets. she loves to stay up and stargaze late at night, unafraid of the dark and wild ocean that surrounds her.

Signs as Settlements

Aries: a condominium in a high rise at the crazy city life will suit these energetic people. at the city cos it's where they really belong, in a high rise, so they'll be far away from the bustling when they wanna recharge.

Taurus: in a quaint little town that looks like it's out of a disney or ghibli movie. they love it when a place makes them feel all gooey inside, however and whatever that is, so a beautiful quiet village will be a+++ for them

Gemini: they'd choose a nice loft where their work, family, friends, recreational places (basically all connections) are close. for them, it's okay to spend a bit more for a nice place that makes everything reachable.

Cancer: a very laid back farm! or a place with accessible vast lands. these family people don't need anything else anyway as long as they got their family with them, and their friends knowing where to find them.

Leo: they envision their selves living in a very grand abode because hell why not? but since they ain't stupid not to know how high maintenance a gigantic house can be, a villa would be suitable for their tastes.

Virgo: they'd go gaga for those house designs ikea promote; not too big not too small, minimalistic but very chic and organized. they'd want their place to be utilized and transform into whatever purpose they want.

Libra: a cabin, definitely a nice cozy cabin just in the middle of the crazy city life and tranquilizing seclusion. they want to settle down in a place where de-stressing is easy and balance is easy to reach.

Scorpio: they'd love a modern and sophisticated beach house where they have the free reign to talk long walks at the shore and de-clutter their thoughts, and invite family and friends for gatherings and catching up.

Sagittarius: since they're in love with travelling, their rents would be short-terms, they'd invest on a home van, maybe even a portable house. the idea of bringing their home wherever they go is great for them.

Capricorn: they love being on top, and that goes to where they live too. realistically, they'd love to have an attic apartment with the rooftop for them. then after nonstop hustling, they'd get their penthouse of their dream.

Aquarius: mhm, a house that has some history story behind it, styled in soft bohemian or rococo which they'd take the liberty of customizing. they'd only call it their home if they see their fragments all over the place.

Pisces: these people may have the "come what may" attitude, they'd love to have a manor in a nice above-average suburb, surrounded by trees and a nice community, just having that peachy and rested life they want for their own.

the signs as big and small dogs

aries: boxer and jack russel terrier taurus: german shepherd and bulldog gemini: standard poodle and west highland terrier cancer: golden retriever and schipperke leo: leonberger and pomeranian virgo: saluki and yorkshire terrier libra: labrador retriever and keeshond scorpio: siberian husky and lhasa apso sagittarius: shiba inu and beagle capricorn: rottwieler and shetland sheepdog aquarious: great dane and peruvian inca orchid pisces: dalmation and zuchon (teddy bear dog)

(use your sun and ascendant signs)

The Zodiac Meets Chinese Face Reading: Speculation

Chinese face reading is an ancient oriental art form based on physical features, used to reveal one’s character, health, and ethnic origin. It is also known as physiognomy.

As far as I’ve read up to this point, I know that the forehead represents intelligence and wisdom, the cheeks represent emotion, and the chin & jaw represent aggression and assertiveness. The eyes are supposedly associated with leadership qualities & expression of feelings, the nose is associated with wealth, the ears with luck, and the mouth with elegance & charm.

I imagine that the Ascendant, the Ascendant’s ruling planet, planets in the first house, and planets in aspect to the Ascendant go hand-in-hand with subjects like Chinese face reading, so here are a few of the connections I’ve made.

(Planets in the tenth house and the Venus sign may also play a lesser part.)

Fire signs commonly have prominent chins/jaws & eyes. Earth signs commonly have prominent foreheads & noses. Air signs commonly have prominent foreheads & ears. Water signs commonly have prominent cheeks & mouths. Cardinal signs commonly have prominent chins/jaws. Fixed signs commonly have more “balanced” features. Mutable signs commonly have prominent foreheads.

Masculine signs commonly have more prominent chins/jaws than Feminine, though Fire signs have more prominent cheeks than Air, and Air have more prominent foreheads than Fire. Likewise, Earth signs have more prominent foreheads than Water, and Water have more prominent cheeks than Earth.

Individuals with notable Aries/Mars influence tend to have very pronounced jaws, protruding or square chins, and sharp eyes (both in shape & expression). Individuals with notable Taurus/Venus influence tend to have large & plump lips, round eyes, pronounced cheeks, and square but averagely defined jaws. Individuals with notable Gemini/Mercury influence tend to have thinner lips, large & defined foreheads, small but prominent ears, and large eyes. Individuals with notable Cancer/Moon influence tend to have round faces, large eyes, plump lips, very prominent cheeks, and smaller foreheads. Individuals with notable Leo/Sun influence tend to have prominent jaws, large or otherwise remarkably pronounced eyes, and well-formed lips. Individuals with notable Virgo/Mercury influence tend to have smaller eyes, thinner lips, very well-defined & prominent foreheads, and either very small & round or very large, defined, pronounced noses with thinner bridges. Individuals with notable Libra/Venus influence tend to have well-defined foreheads, prominent & graceful lips, nice cheekbones (although the cheeks themselves are rarely very pronounced), larger ears, and thinner noses. Individuals with notable Scorpio/Mars/Pluto influence tend to have very prominent chins/jaws/cheeks, and smaller but very sharp eyes. Individuals with notable Sagittarius/Jupiter influence tend to have square jaws, larger foreheads, large & round eyes, possibly crooked noses, prominent ears with large earlobes, and less prominent cheeks but high cheekbones. Individuals with notable Capricorn/Saturn influence tend to have remarkably large/defined/straight/high noses, square jaws, small but sharp eyes, possibly prominent ears, thin lips, possibly high cheekbones and/or prominent cheeks. Individuals with notable Aquarius/Saturn/Uranus influence tend to have smaller eyes, large & prominent foreheads, higher noses, and thinner lips. Individuals with notable Pisces/Jupiter/Neptune influence tend to have VERY large & prominent foreheads, large & round eyes, small but plump lips, pronounced cheeks with usually low cheekbones, and large/prominent ears.

JARED PADALECKI IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL, FUNNY, PRECIOUS AND AMAZING. IT MAKES ME CRY

wibble wobble…

Sam: *can't find Dean in a crowd*

Sam: *cups hands like a megaphone* OH NO, I'M DYING

Dean: *in the distance* ONE SOUL, ONE SOUL GOING OUT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER, CAN I GET A YEAR, ONE YEAR, GOING FOR ONE YEAR, DO I HEAR A FIVE, FIVE YEARS--

Sam: There he is.

my Sam!sim got caught on fire and it’s not even funny even more

why do they all have to burn?

I feel ya Sam

One scene from Lazarus Rising with captions for the Wincest-impaired. 

I’m sorry but their faces in this scene are just…. I mean LOOK AT THEM. 

It’s also hilarious that Pamela’s a psychic and they barely get in the door before she’s suggesting a threesome.

high pressure: ARIES, gemini, leo, virgo, libra, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius

low pressure: taurus, cancer, SCORPIO, pisces

the signs if they could fly

cheats during gym by flying the fuck home: taurus, gemini, aquarius, capricorn

tries to do flips in the air: virgo, libra, scorpio, pisces

chillin on the roof of the school wen theyre supposed to be in math: aries, cancer, leo, sagittarius

The Signs Expecting A New Baby

Aries: *rubs hands manically* “Yesss, a new devil spawn had been born >:)”

Taurus: *is genuinely excited* Gemini: “oh yay!^_^ I’m gonna take it scuba diving”

Cancer: *hates it at first and then loves it 5 minutes later*

Leo: “No I WAS THE ONLY CHILD!……..You little bitch”

Virgo: *teaching it to talk at 7 weeks old* “Fucking say it: Iridocyclitis”

Libra: “Awe, I’m gonna share all my clothes and all that other shit with it!”

Scorpio: “GREAT, another asshole in the family”

Sagittarius: “God DAMMIY DAD WRAP IT UP”

Capricorn: “Here’s the deal: I’ll love it until it begins to talk. After that, DITCH IT”

Aquarius: “ugh ok”

Pisces: *is the new baby; fuckin adorable*

Astrological Fun Facts: Surprising Things the Zodiac Signs Represent

Aries: Renewal, Birth, Military, Arrows, Alcohol, Noise, Tobacco, Iron, Weapons.

Taurus: Clothing, Corruption, Debts, Shopping, Copper, Fragrance, Gardening, Money, Flowers, Singing.

Gemini: Curiosity, Networking, Phone Calls, Numbers, Bisexuality, Dictionaries, Transportation.

Cancer: Childhood, Visions, Mirrors, Silver, Dogs, Wolves, Glass, Insomnia, Lilies, Pearls, Rain.

Leo: Growth, Celebrations, Gambling, Pets, Lemons, Horses, Daytime, Marketing, Honor.

Virgo: Feminism, Cats, Discernment, Small pets, Mathematics, Grammar, Memory, Quizzes, Reading.

Libra: Lawsuits, Cats, Ballet, Brides, Equality, Fashion, Females, Roses, Music, Perfume.

Scorpio: Regeneration, Rehab, Atomic Power, Rage, Volcanoes, Explosions, Resentment, Plumbing.

Sagittarius: Religion, Morals, Foreigners, Abundance, Blessings, Gluttony, Temples, Aims, Wisdom.

Capricorn: Social Status, Fame, Authority Figures, Time, Gravity, Cemeteries, Silence, Remorse.

Aquarius: Hopes, Social Circle, Adoption, Clubs, Magic, Astrology, Airplanes, X-Rays, Space, Light.

Pisces: Healing, Conspiracies, Spying, Liquids, Movies, Glamour, Petroleum, Drugs, Fog, Confusion, Expansion.

the fabrics of time

Past: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Present: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Future: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Timeless: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

Emotions #1

Aries: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet

Taurus: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm

Gemini: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone

Cancer: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it

Leo: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat

Virgo: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops

Libra: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist

Scorpio: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable

Sagittarius: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time

Capricorn: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening

Aquarius: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out

Pisces: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence

Emotions #2

Aries: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own

Taurus: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it

Gemini: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place

Cancer: The desire to care less about things, especially when you're not supposed to

Leo: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness

Virgo: The bitter-sweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self

Libra: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet

Scorpio: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years

Sagittarius: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire

Capricorn: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like

Aquarius: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

Pisces: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore

the signs and their dreams

Vivid, intense: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius,

Meaningful, complex: Taurus, Gemini, Libra

Precognitive, psychic: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Ambiguous, symbolic: Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

Sex, Drugs & Rock'n'Roll

Sex: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio

Drugs: Gemini, Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces

Rock & Roll: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

The zodiac signs as book elements/things

Aries: The Narrative Hook- just endless possibility

Taurus: Hardcovers- beautiful and strong

Gemini: Relating to the Characters- being understood

Cancer: Flashbacks- how did we get here?

Leo: Binge Reading- when we can't put the book down

Virgo: Shelves- the fantastic display of our collection

Libra: The Subtext- reading between the lines

Scorpio: Character Development- personal growth

Sagittarius: Cliffhangers- the feeling of needing more

Capricorn: Foreshadowing- how will we get there?

Aquarius: Plot Twist- the thrill of unexpected changes

Pisces: The End- the disclosure's bitter sweetness

Astrological Metaphors

Aries: Fire + Cardinal. The Spark

Taurus: Earth + Fixed. The Forest

Gemini: Air + Mutable. The Clouds

Cancer: Water + Cardinal. The Ocean

Leo: Fire + Fixed. The Flame

Virgo: Earth + Mutable. The Crops

Libra: Air + Cardinal. The Wind

Scorpio: Water + Fixed. The Lake

Sagittarius: Fire + Mutable. The Wildfire

Capricorn: Earth + Cardinal. The Mountain

Aquarius: Air + Fixed. The Sky

Pisces: Water + Mutable. The Tides

/fantasy/

Fairies: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Pisces, Libra

Vampires: Scorpio, Cancer, Aquarius

Dragons: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

/ forms of affection /

Hugs: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Aquarius

Kisses: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces

Handholding: Virgo, Libra, Capricorn

All of them: Sagittarius!!!!

Power and Control

Power to do whatever they want: Sagittarius, Aquarius

Power as in being powerful: Aries, Leo

Control over people: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces

Control over situations: Taurus, Virgo, Libra

All of the above: Scorpio, Capricorn

Colorful Astrology: Shades of PURPLE

Aries: Lilac

Taurus: Iris

Gemini: Jam

Cancer: Heather

Leo: Mangenta

Virgo: Grape

Libra: Lavender

Scorpio: Wine

Sagittarius: Periwinkle

Capricorn: Mauve

Aquarius: Violet

Pisces: Amethyst

/// Color Palette: http://tinyurl.com/o43cfsw