Nurse Help Their Lips Are Glued Together

Imagine if Richie was an artist and hangs around his gallery anonymously to hear what others have to say about his work and this one guy, Eddie, says it "looks like total garbage" and Richie knew he was in love.

Reddie prom fics are the cutest thingsssss

All I'm saying is, I better get a large variety of quirky gay fics for Death Stranding when I finish or I'm gonna throw hands

Can someone write a reddie fic where Eddie is new and extremely nervous meeting new people and worried what they'd think of him, and the gang hopes he'd warm up to them eventually and this Richie keeps being inappropriate to him until he had enough and snapped "that's not my fucking name, dickwad. It's Eddie. Are you fucking stupid?" And Richie grins, incredibly pleased and definitely aroused "I knew you were a hot spitfire. Insult me again~"

You know when Richie looked annoyed af when Eddie kicked off his glasses??? Imagine if Eddie enjoys making Richie mad like the other does to him? Except maybe Eddie likes him looking like that too much that it's exciting

I'd be really interested where the creators are going to go after that special, they're clearly going deeper into more serious issues with the gang, but I wouldn't be surprised if they would also just go back to "well forget that happened, we're back with Randy and farts" because they've opened up wounds and I'm hurting 🥲

Okay but imagine adult!reddie babysitting one of their friend's kid and they take them to a carnival or whatever and Eddie sees how great Richie would be as a dad and maybe he doesn't need to worry so much if they were to adopt their own...

A pair of charming Italian 20-somethings playing waiters are in the background, playfully whipping each other with cloth napkins. “This scene is becoming just about those waiters,” Armstrong muses. Roche laughs in agreement, thinking back to what happened at the end of season one: “They should be careful.” - Vulture, “The Roys Summer in Italy”

SAW james wan, 2004

Richie and Eddie blurting out more and more sexually charged things about how respectively tol/smol the other is while everyone just stares is giving me LIFE. Telling themselves they are just ragging on each other but Richie is saying 'I could just pick you up and throw you around, dude, you're so little, I could carry you', and Eddie's just 'I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY TO PICK ME UP WITH YOUR BIG HANDS AND YOUR STRONG ARMS, YOU FREAK'

OMGGGGG I KIND OF WANT TO WRITE THIS BUT I CANT BE FUNNY.

RICHIE WOULD BE LIKE "LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE TWUNK" AND EDDIE IS LIKE "WTF IS A TWUNK YOU GODDAMM GORRILLA"

This speaks to meeee