Eddie Kaspbrak - Blog Posts

Hey. I desperately need motivation to write so if anyone could give me a quick reddie one shot prompt that’d be much appreciated 😬. I’m not a huge fan of no Pennywise AUs most of the time but if you really wanna see one and I vibe with the idea I’ll give it a whirl! I’ll do smut, fluff, angst, or anything in between! Please suggest something I need

INCENTIVE.

Howdy. Y’all know that one subgenre of reddie fanfiction where they meet before chapter two and they’re like “god I totally know you“ and then they fuck? Yeah, that shit slaps, so anyone who reads this and knows some please suggest them for me :)

How it should’ve ended

There really be people on the planet that believe Eddie Kaspbrak is a top and y’all wonder what humanity did to deserve the coronavirus

I’m begging each and every person who reads this to send me some fics/art of reddie with their Pomeranian. Or anything else that has them with a pom really. I’m in a mood rn and that mood is reddie cuddling a fluffy ass little doggo.

I feel like it should be known that at one point I accidentally saved after deleting Eddie’s body, so now I have a picture of you know I had to do it to em Richie staring at Eddie’s disembodied head.

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I don’t know who needs this but quarantine is doing things to me so here.

The only valid ship dynamic:

Person A: HOHOHOHOHO TIME TO DO SOME DUMB SHIT

Person B: DO A FLIP!

*later, when the dumb shit went horribly, horribly wrong*

Person B: you fucking idiot, what the hell is wrong with you. That was so incredibly stupid, I cannot believe your dumbass really thought that was gonna fucking work out, I TOLD you it would go bad!

Person A: *in a full body cast* worth it

Richie: My dick is like life

Bill: short

Stan: disappointing

Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason

Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older

Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better

“they really need to put a warning for those kinds of people on [piece of media]” like, karen. honey. you are watching a show/movie with finn wolfhard in it. with a male “best friend” and a squad of losers. in the 80s.

that is the warning.

Was thinking about what Taylor Swift songs would match with Reddie, and the first one that came to me was “Right Where You Left Me” and now I’m crying.

I have so many Taylor Swift songs for reddie, and for the other Losers.

I hate when re-entering a fandom I was in and looking through fics again, but having one specific fic in mind and then never finding it! I’ve been looking for this fic on AO3 for almost two hours and I CANT FIND IT. ITS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT RN.

Richie: Is this conversation going to be about me or Eddie?

Bill: No

Richie: Then I don’t care.

Saw this on Pinterest and laughed for a good while. This post made my day

no dip there's only reddie guys😔💅

I won't apologize I'm not sorry I'm happy

This website is always going buck wild for Eddie’s. Personally I don’t get the hype.

He’s me. He’s daddy. He’s babygirl. He is 12 raccoons in a trenchcoat. He deserves to be treated kindly. He should be taken out back and shot. He is where dreams die and hope is born. He once ate a pie out of a dumpster that was literally on fire.

only the IT fandom can turn a horror film into an angsty story about gay teens in love

they've been sitting or lying down for so many of the past episodes that I forgot how FUCKING tall Richie is compared to Eddie. I have to keep boxing his head out of panels like this

Update: I colored it (...yes, digitally bc I didn't have the guts to do it directly 😭).

App: Ibis PaintX

I love them

Still debating if I should color it in or not-

Hii REMEMBER WHEN I WROTE CHAPTER 1 AND 2 and disappeared??  IT’S FINISHED. THANK YOU FOR WAITINGGGG Pairing: Reddie (Richie/Eddie) Summary: It started with a simple game on twitch. A reddie fic with streamer!Richie and youtuber!Eddie. COMPLETE

I love how I’ve had the unfinished part three of my reddie Smash or Pass fic on my computer for so long purely because I feel like I’m going to ruin it. It’s 800 words and I’ve re-written it maybe three-four times. what am I doinggg

Imagine Richie always encouraging Eddie to argue and yell at him, innocently at first by not realising why it always seems to take his breathe away and why he feels all hot for some reason every time it happens only for Bev to, all knowingly, step in to say "man, your Eddie-kinks are getting way too specific"

Eddie, flustered: you're getting off on this? You're so disgusting! I can't believe you-

Richie, VERY VERY CONFLICTED in that moment.

My favourite thought atm is the idea of Richie realising Eddie likes something he said or did out of the blue (referring himself as daddy as a joke, or wearing a particular tight shirt with his big hairy arms showing, or cleaning the house without being told) and Eddie not retorting back and obvsly struggling to say words because he's surprisingly into it and Richie is still NOT OVeR that he got his boy after all these years and the fact that Eddie is INTO HIM for simple things like that and he's just over the moon and can't help voicing his disbelief "what.. WHAT No... NO.. YOU.. REALLY?! RIGHT NOW??"

And Eddie: "shut up. Fuck you. MAYBE? idk fuck you!"

Bev uses her phone camera to record her friends with a smirk as she sees Richie change quickly from being the usual loud and fidgety person to freezing up and looking nervous right when Eddie rests his arm on his shoulder.

(Inspired from this cute tiktok)

I just watched Chaos Walking and you can bet there should be a reddie where the boys are finding it hard to control their thoughts.

Richie: //he's so pretty stop the thoughts!!! He's looking here he's looking at me! Stop thinking!! I'm richie tozier I'm richie tozier I'm richie tozier fuck//

Reddie ideaaaaaaa. It'd pm similiar to something I posted in the past but I saw a tiktok.

What if reddie were on grindr but don't know the other is on it, no pictures of faces or names, and they match and start chatting, they share D photos and it's all going uphill until they share photos of their face and its like Oh.. OMG... Richie?! Eds?! I saw your dick!!!!

I miss posting about reddie, I should read/watch the story again because I miss thinking about how much of a simp Richie is for Eddie 🥺

College!Reddie - Eddie has been secretly using an app that hooks guys up by showing only a pic of their dick and boy howdy, he's found quite a looker. They decide to meet in an empty dorm and low and behold the picture belonged to his childhood friend, Richie.

"Yeah well, the last time you did see lil Richie was when we were like ten years old. Is this a deal breaker?"

Eddie shuts the door, "absolutely not."