Sneaking Out Of Bed To Go To A Diner With Greg Is Insane Enough And The Fact That In The Scripts It Says

I was listening to Don't You Want Me by Human League and my mind went straight to an AU reddie fic idea where nerdy, wheezy Eddie asks the cool, rebel Richie to teach him how to be cool too (maybe Richie was forced to be tutored by Eddie??), and Richie helps him change his look and realizes how cute Eddie is and falls in love???? I'm vulnerable rn

*reddie arm wrestling*

Eddie: *trying to distract Richie* Wanna take off our shirts and kiss?

Richie: *beats him easily* Abso-fucking-lutely, thought you'd never ask.

Imagine cop Eddie going to the same cafe on his lunches to constantly meet comedian Richie who purposely goes there to flirt with him. (aka I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW TINY JAMES RANSONE WAS IN SINISTER)

Since chapter two, I always had this thought that if Richie did tell Eddie and if Eddie reciprocated it, I can imagine Richie wanting to then reach out and touch Eddie to be close and his hands would be fucking trembling

Imagine if Eddie decides to go to a masseuse for his back and shoulders from work and the only person working that day is a goofy flirty guy named Richie.

At first Eddie thinks this guy won't do a good job until he finds the right spots that have have moaning and whining and Richie is like "Jeez, Eds, we haven't even gone on a date yet"

Richie: Hey, I didn't catch your name...?

Eddie: I didn't throw it.

Richie: *heart soars*

Absolutely from the driver's seat Richie would turn the passenger seat heating on for Eddie just so he could say "Ooh, gotta warm up my snacc."

Richie: wait... you still wear those tiny red shorts??

Eddie: yeah, when I go for a run or at home. Why?

Richie:

"Well, I'm Hansel, in case you didn't know," the man reached his hand out for a shake, "and who might you be?"

Loki shifted to greet him "I'm Loki.

"Hansel smiled, eyes gleaning, "hi Loki."

Listen, I really decided to wake up and write something like this on my day off.

The thing is, Richie made fun of Eddie for having a fannypack and I just realized I do that to my best friends who also wear them... and I never got the connection.

(only difference is my friends are a gay couple lol)