Ask Me, I Won't Say No, How Could I?

*the losers get superpowers*

Bev: What's your power, Eddie?

Eddie: I'm not sure. Maybe I didn't get one?

Richie: You're already a mess anyway. Who needs a superpower on top of that?

Richie's thoughts: iloveyoueddieiloveyoueddieiloveyou

Eddie: .. OH.

Richie: What? What is it?

Remember how the IT movie ended up switching us so we can only see Richie's life in the deadlights where Eddie died haha like that's crazy hahaha what a creative choice hahahahaha but like that's not what happened hahahahhaahhahhahahahaha it's actually a happy ending for the gays hahahhhhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahhahahHahhahahahahahaa merry christmas for us amiright HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHHAH

Imagine Reddie meeting through a rideshare (strangers sharing a ride like an uber of sorts)

Richie groaning, with his lap/arms full of Eddie, because he just KNOWS this man is going to kill him, but what's he going to do, tell him to stop? He WANTS those kisses and cuddles and the little bit of grinding and groping that comes with, and sometimes a little nibble or a request for something more from Richie... he's not going to STOP him. He's just going to DIE.

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THANK YOU ANON!!

And now I'm writing josuyasu! I can't be stopped!!

In honour of trying to use my Tumblr again, I wanted to ask what supernatural being do you think the whole Roy family would be? i.e vampires.. werewolves... etc

(This is technically for a tomgreg fic, but the post isn't about tomgreg, ty)

Imagine a modern AU where Stede enters "Blackbeard's Bar and Grill (and Other Delicacies, and Delights, And Fishing Equipment)" and raves to the waiter about how he loves the food, adores the gift shop, even though the waiter said the owner was worried about bad reviews, but Stede LOVES IT, and this whole time he didn't realize he's been flirting with the owner the whole time.

do u write?? cuz ur ideas are amazing and i’d kill to read fics like that

Hii! I try to write! I’m currently writing the next chapter for my ‘Smash or Pass’ (on AO3) but I hope if this all goes well I can write some of these ideas too!!

Here's another Reddie fic idea for you, Eddie thinks Richie doesn't know how to actually pick up girls and says to prove it and instead of Richie going to a girl at the party, he puts a hand on the wall behind above Eddie and says words and they're close and nervous and you just gotta

You ever think about Richie blurting out if Eddie wants to marry him while they're having sex? And Eddie is like "what. The fuck." And Richie apologises with imsorryimsorryfuckimsorry and Eddie is like WELL I DIDN'T SAY NO, DID I?