It's Me And The Four People On Ao3 Who Understand My Favorite Character In The Exact Same Way Against

When not if adult!Reddie get together in the happy ending, I can picture Richie being an incredibly handsy boyfriend - as if personal bubbles aren't a thing - because he's been fighting his sexually for years and now he has a BOYFRIEND and it's his childhood crush since he was thirteen and it takes a lot of willpower to not always have Eddie sitting in his lap, and even himself thinks it's crazy because he's forty years old but he can't stop and that's just adorable to imagine okayy

comfrey definitely had to endure greg talking about tom for the entirety of their 2.5 dates

GUYS I wrote this months ago for JOSUYASU WEEK 2019 and then I ended up being late and then I became a Reddie fanatic so my luck is completely out of the door and I’M SORRY.  Summary: Written for Day 1 of Josuyasu week with the prompt “Sports AU.”

liking herbert west is a personal failure on my part :(

Everytime someone writes "what the fuck, Richard" in a reddie fic, please tell me you're thinking of the vine. I love you

I CANNOT get over you all posting gifs of any Reddie moments, I love you all so damn much for filling my heart. Please do not stop.

I didn't expect all of you to follow my trash blog but wowww. Should I make myself attempt a reddie fic when I get to 100?? Im nervouss

I finally watched the pandemic special (my growing hate with randy continues lol), and I know it was probably meant to show Cartman also realising that he missed when everything is normal but to me it continually shows how soft Cartman is for Stan 😢and therefore IM SOFTTTT

Also i have a new tablet and waiting for my keyboard with it which means fic writing!!!!

Vampire!Reddie- Eddie is a pedantic kind of vampire. He goes to a hotel bar and this man, Richie, practically falls into his lap without him needing to pull anything. They go up to the room (Eddie insisting on bringing a glass of orange juice into the bedroom), making out, Eddie sits on top of him and bites - expecting the other man to freak out and struggle - but Richie groans "god, you're giving me a huge boner right now."

And Eddie, surprised, after he's done drinking, says "well if you drink all of your orange juice, you can fuck me" - and Richie quickly gulps the juice and get down to business.

PAIRING: more about Shiv and Tom, pre-impending-divorce with a tomgreg lean

SUMMARY:

“I've been thinking, I think I'd like to sleep with …” he paused, “Greg.”

He prepared for scepticism, a fundamental objection riddled with snarkiness, but what he got instead was Shiv bringing her iPad back up into her lap to her virtual planner and asking, expectantly, “when?”

Inspired by THIS conversation here between Jesse Armstrong and Lucy Prebble.