Damn Girl, Go For The Jugular

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his heart skipped a beat

Transcribed:

["Hey Wriothesley! We brought you a key to our teapot, you are free to hang out whenever you want

Neuvillette comes ther sometimes"

"You live...

in a WHAT?"

Dragons who say "omg meeeeee :333"

Miles and Deku would be best friends! I know it!!

im not waiting to see the whole event story its so cute and i love them

(rbs appreciated!)

Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven't been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up

So the barbie movie happened 😭😭😭😭

Hi new follwer since poly is allowed. May I please ask for a scenario or headcanons with poly mc and the brothers reacting to angel trying to ‘save’ them and but mc is not having it please?

uhh this is formatted kinda weird as a warning. sort of a scenario/hc hybrid?

tw: swearing, poly mc

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A gilded and blessed letter arrived at the House of Lamentation addressed to you. After school, you were just hanging out with the brothers in the living room as usual. You unsealed it to find a message from the Celestial Realm.

Dearest MC,

I’m writing to invite you to a year of student exchange in the Celestial Realm. It will begin with a purification ceremony since you will be coming directly from the Devildom. Simeon and Luke will be your escorts, and we have designated several caretakers to help you over the course of the year.

I hope you consider our offer seriously. You will be the first human to set foot in our land in a long-term capacity.

Blessings,

Michael.

“The fuck…?” you mumbled, the brothers all turning to you with curiosity. 

“What’s that?” Mammon grabbed the letter from you, immediately recognizing the fancy calligraphy. “Michael?!”

“What does he want with you?” Lucifer hissed. 

“They offered me an exchange program.” You stated as the brothers all hovered around you.

“Well, you’re not gonna do it, right?” Belphie mumbled.

“What’s a purification ceremony?” You asked without answering the question. Half of the brothers’ faces went white like they’d seen a ghost.

“It’s a ceremony where they… absolve you of sins. That means our pacts would break and you wouldn’t be able to come back here.” Satan responded. 

“Oh.” You took the letter back from Mammon and glanced at it briefly. “Fuck that.” You nonchalantly ripped up the letter, tossing it aside.

Lucifer felt a wave of relief wash over him. In fact, your reaction was exactly what he would have hoped. He couldn’t help thinking this was an incredible opportunity you were passing up but his pride swelled with the knowledge that you chose him and his brothers over that. He would find a way to make your stay worthwhile.

Mammon nearly cried at the idea of you leaving him forever, so he immediately put an arm around your shoulders. “That’s right, MC, stick it to ‘em!” His heart swelled with joy when you ripped up the letter, although he probably could have fetched quite the price for something handwritten by Michael down here. He's probably going to try to salvage it and sell it later.

Levi did cry- when Satan said the pacts would be broken, he immediately assumed the worst and began having a depressive episode in the corner of the room. “I’m j-just a yucky otaku… MC won’t stay for me…” he said as his lip quivered. 

“Levi, I’m staying, don’t worry.” You whispered, patting him on the back.

“Oh, you mean this is just like the plot twist in God Asked Me To Come Over But I Said No And Now I Have To Explain To My Mother I Have Seven Demon Boyfriends??” Levi began babbling on about the anime.

Satan thought going to the Celestial Realm would have been a great opportunity had it not included never seeing him again. He was sure Michael just wanted to knock your power down a peg but there was a moment where he wasn’t sure if you saw through it like him. He was prepared to talk you out of it, of course, but he was very comforted to know that he and his brothers were important enough to you to decline the offer. 

“Oh my GOSH, MC, don’t scare me like that!” Asmo draped himself over you. “It’s bad for my complexion to get worried, you know!” He nuzzled into you, feeling a need to be as close with you as possible even though you’d be around for a long time. His heart broke when you didn’t answer right away but when you ripped up that letter you were almost ten times more attractive than before.

Beel smiled. He was a little nervous you might go to the Celestial Realm, they have a lot of great food up there and if you were living with Simeon and Luke you would get to eat their cooking all the time. He wouldn’t blame you if you went, although, it would have made him very sad to never see you again. But he felt so warm and happy that you wanted to stay with him and his brothers- you’re family too, after all.

Belphie was ready to tear up that letter himself if you had considered the option for any longer. As the youngest, he almost always gets what he wants and he was not going to allow you to leave him like that. Not for the Celestial Realm. He will probably say something sweet to you later when no one else is around but for now, he’s going to take a nap. That drained a lot of his energy.

(Spoilers)

Okay ik this shot is funny

But have we considered how actually terrified peter b has to be here?

Like, he introduces miguel as his friend. We see he was there when miguel's universe fell apart. Miguel puts up with him bringing mayday everywhere and letting her climb all over everything. These 2 had to have been actually close.

So of course peter knew that miguel was going to talk to miles, maybe he knew miguel would say mean shit to him, but this is a face of genuine surprise. Not even the person arguably closest to miguel knew he would (or even could) act like this. Like, look at him!! Hes terrified!! The man he was there for during an entire universe's collapse, the man he considers a friend, the man he let hold his baby, is capable of doing this!!