Twitter Thread By Melissa Caruso About A Labyrinthine Magical Bookstore In Syracuse, NY. Link To The

"Joel killed 19 people." ok?? Am I supposed to care?? God forbid a man has hobbies 🙄

Some techkin lingo 💚

You’re tired and need to rest?

You need to be plugged in and recharge or your low on battery

You’re sick?

You have a virus

You’re taking daily medication/meds because you’re sick?

You’re initiating anti-virus software

You’re taking awhile to think abt smthn?

You’re loading or your processing speed is slow

You’re hot?

Your system is overheating/your fans are on high drive

You’re super full after eating? / you can’t take in any more information abt something?

Your storage is full

You’re sleeping?

Your system is restarting/initiating an update

Among others :)) reblog and put ur suggestions!

i cant wait to die from a heart attack at 16

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

CONGRATS STANLEY!!!

LOOK AT MY MAN

stop sending me donation asks!! i am a minor in a questionable financial position!!

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.