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Hell
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.
Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.
Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:
Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.
Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:
Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.
Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.
Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.
Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?
Roy: But Bruce said-
Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-
*cut to Jason fighting Batman*
Roy: So does this count, or…
Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?
Steph: Outsourcing.
Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*
i unironically believe electricity is the closest thing we have to magic in this universe. consider:
it's basically what human "souls" are made of (your consciousness is the result of miniscule amounts of electric charge jumping between neurons in your brain)
when handled incorrectly or encountered in the wild, it is a deadly force that can kill you in at least half a dozen different ways
when treated respectfully and channeled into the proper conduits, it is a power source that forms the backbone of modern society
if you engrave the right sigils into a rock and channel electricity into it, you can make the rock think
there is a dedicated caste of mages (electrical engineers) tasked with researching it in ivory towers
whatever the fuck Galvani was doing with those frog legs
look at this and just try to tell me it isn't a kind of summoning circle
Skeletons of Portland
every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list
Reblog if you still love them <33
Reblog if you still love them <33
Babies, cuties and more cuteness! I was on a roll for some fluff with Baby GriFord and tossed a little de-aged Stan too in the mixte. They both got special Mabel sweater.
Hope you like!
like this but cooler (hes got a bowtie)
[ reblogs appreciated ☆☆ ]
nightwing + his brothers 🐣🐣🐣
Who’s dumb enough to steal from Batman again?
I love @cdelphiki In For a Pound series but tbh I love all their stuff so m u c h- 10/10 recommend
(He’s very convincing)
This is dedicated to all fics with "Danny visits the Watchtower for the first time not knowing it's in space" scene
And as a bonus John Constantine in background
Also under the cut just Danny in awe
Batman, leaving his birds in the Justice League’s care for a few days: A few rules for looking after my anklebiters are as follows: Make sure to keep anything peanut away from Tim and don’t let him have cheese. He’s allergic but he’ll try to eat it anyway. Jason needs to be given his space, and don’t interrupt him while he’s reading unless it’s absolutely necessary. Diana stands the best chance of not being shot in that case. Stephanie doesn’t like being alone for too long, and Cass shouldn’t be left alone for too long. Things happen. Duke forgets that not everyone is as sturdy as he is, especially his siblings, Clark I’m trusting you specifically to keep an eye on him. Dick can mostly take care of himself but not if he’s spending too much time taking care of the others, make sure he doesn’t overwork himself. Good luck dealing with Damian, nothing I say is going to help you there except give him some art supplies and keep the knives away from him if you can.
The JLA:
😧
B: [turns to leave and then stops, looking over his shoulder] Hnn… I suppose it’s also fair to warn you that when I called them anklebiters it wasn’t an exaggeration. They will bite if they feel threatened.
JLA:
😨
B, walking out: And if anything happens to my children on your watch, know that I will utilize all of my contingency plans.
JLA:
😰
it seems to be pretty common fanon that dick grayson is the most tactile batkid but consider this. it’s actually cass
I was thinking today about Damian having a nightmare and coming into Bruce’s room in the middle of the night to suggest that they’re under attack from Scarecrow. Bruce figures out pretty quickly that Damian’s self-described “acute mental disturbance” was actually just his kid having a bad dream, and eventually he just lifts the sheets and lets him snuggle in next to him, which Damian reluctantly accepts 🥺
Damian having to accept sometimes that he is still just a kid… that’s the shit that gets me 😭 Sometimes he gets scared. Sometimes he needs a hug, or to play with a cool toy, even if he doesn’t fully accept that himself.
Dont know if i’m going to take this any further, but if I do it’ll probably just be some simple moonlit lighting. god i love them,,,
ps. damian’s teddy is a gloomy bear. it has claws and blood on its fur and angry eyebrows that he added himself. he thinks it’s very menacing and much more true to real bears
Would you answer the ancient call?
I got the idea from someone on discord. Optimus going pspspspps to a human like a cat, I would definitely approach idc.
This is what happens when you hoard art…
HAHAA, Well I found the motivation to fully color it. “Earthly Shenanigans”.
Applaud me Pls 😌
We could have had this in season 3 and I’ll forever be salty over it.
Override and Wildbreak being KOBD babies is living rent free in my head.
No one messes with her big bro.
wfc: siege bumblebee was so delightfully grumpy
A meeting of scientific minds
A redesign of the original 3 ghost fighting team!
Sam is mixed race (blasian? Maybe —not sure) because for some reason I always thought she was in canon?? Don’t ask me why I have no idea but I love the idea. Also her mother would never let her dye her hair so she wears it naturally strawberry blond and takes out her nose piercing at home. Sam is more into gardening and activism than she is in show and she and Danny bond over gardening and astronomy. She’s pan because I said so.
Tucker is still a geek but he’s got a little bit of a fashionable sense now because I can not stand his old design it gives me hives. He’s more of a computer geek rather than a full techno geek and so he carries his computer is his backpack 24/7. He’s into baseball now and is frustrated that he isn’t able to get onto the baseball team because he’s pretty skinny and has no coordination.
Danny is more into NASA and desperately tries to get his grades up while ghost fighting instead of blowing it off (sadly he’s colorblind and doesn’t know it but it’s okay because he ends up being an astronaut anyway). Danny is the son of two highly intelligent scientists so he used to have really good grades and Mr.Lancer and him got along really well before the accident. He’s also bi and trans because I said so. He doesn’t really like baseball anymore but he and Tucker really bond over it.
I love them.
Closeups!
