Never Posted Anything Worthwhile In Tumblr, But Today Is The Day Post This Map Of The SCP Multiverse

Do you know what its like to be trans?

really not fucking around when i tell you to have a session 0 where everyone figures out PC relationships btw. in high school i played a game of dnd where i was a human rogue assassin from a murder cult and then found out on game day that there were two more human rogues and that those players had come up with their own murder cult.

i need this for if i ever do a pirate campaign!!

Ahoy, matey! Be ye ready fer the adventure o’ a lifetime?

good news mtg players i've gotten exclusive spoilers for the next set of designed-for-commander chase rares

She follow my line til I al gore ithm

Happy Valentine's Day! Have some candy!

Fun fact from today. During the DnD snack run, we wanted to buy gluten free, non-chocolate discount halloween candy. However, the only thing we could find was the individual box candy hearts for 39 cents each. We were so close to filling the cart with the boxes and having a great night.

yeah

i keep meeting transfems whose personalities are like, gaping wounds. girls who've been stomped on over and over until they start thinking they're uniquely evil and they deserve it. people shouldn't be allowed to treat us like this.

"why don't you use card sleeves" because a fundamental part of my MTG game is psychological warfare. I have 0 interest in maintaining the value of my cards, i'm not concerned with their condition as long as they're playable, so when i get new ones i bend and stretch them to hell until the paper stock is well broken in, well enough that i can take all 80-odd cards and do a full-side riffle and bridge. I'll lock eyes with you across the table as I split my deck in half, and i will smile pleasantly, innocently, almost vacuously as I riffle the halves together in my hand, before I bend that shit back into a bridge and let the waterfall cascade down into my palms before I true them up and hit them with the old one-handed cut before plopping them in front of you. This is a card game girl, I'm not playing with collectable trinkets. I'll break you harder then i broke in my new phyrexia deck. I'll pin you down and bend your back 'till you damn near snap, before i crush you into the fucking sheets and let my toxins seep inside you. yeah, no, if you need to go jack off in the bathroom you'll have to forfeit.

Viktorija Amikiir (pre-campaign)