csquared3210 - Sometimes Original Jokes
Sometimes Original Jokes

I would say you could be somewhere better than here, but I don’t have much room to talk

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1 year ago

Wow, this is amazing!

Changed The Colour Of The Frame Since Brown Didn’t Convince Me, And I Do Like It Better Like This.

Changed the colour of the frame since brown didn’t convince me, and I do like it better like this. So here’s the variant ^^

DO NOT REPOST!!


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1 year ago
First 1/2 Of My Brain: Oh My Gosh! I’m So Excited For This! The Actors Seem Like They Understand The

First 1/2 of my brain: Oh my gosh! I’m so excited for this! The actors seem like they understand the characters so much! They got Rick Riordan to help make it like the books, and there’s going to be 8 whole episodes!

Second 1/2 of my brain: Hold on.

First 1/2: Huh? What?

Second 1/2: Remember what happened last time Disney was in charge of adapting a book series that we discovered in school?

First 1/2: But we never saw the BFG, and The Witches was tragically taken down, but that’s the fault of HBO MAX.

Second 1/2: Not those.

First 1/2: We haven’t watched the CGI Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Second 1/2: Not that either.

First 1/2: Well then what are you talking abou- oh.

First 1/2 Of My Brain: Oh My Gosh! I’m So Excited For This! The Actors Seem Like They Understand The

Second 1/2: Yup.

First 1/2: I thought we repressed that.

Second 1/2: We did, but skepticism demands we look at all available evidence.

First 1/2: It-it won’t be like that, that had major editing problems and was confined to a 2-hour time frame. Something that bad can’t happen again… right?

Second 1/2: Well, they did light up the Empire State Building blue, that at least shows that they’re willing to put a lot of funding towards it. But given the mouse’s track record for canceling things that don’t work with their “Standards and Practices” I don’t know. I guess we should just be willing to forgive but don’t forget anything that they’ve done before.

First 1/2: Okay… I’m still excited though.

Second 1/2: Oh, me too!


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1 year ago
I Noticed My Burnout Comic Was Making Rounds But The Full Comic Is No Longer Available After The Collegehumor
I Noticed My Burnout Comic Was Making Rounds But The Full Comic Is No Longer Available After The Collegehumor
I Noticed My Burnout Comic Was Making Rounds But The Full Comic Is No Longer Available After The Collegehumor
I Noticed My Burnout Comic Was Making Rounds But The Full Comic Is No Longer Available After The Collegehumor
I Noticed My Burnout Comic Was Making Rounds But The Full Comic Is No Longer Available After The Collegehumor
I Noticed My Burnout Comic Was Making Rounds But The Full Comic Is No Longer Available After The Collegehumor
I Noticed My Burnout Comic Was Making Rounds But The Full Comic Is No Longer Available After The Collegehumor

i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!

i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3


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1 year ago

Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN

From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.

12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks


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1 year ago

Hey, hot take, but if a company decides they no longer want to distribute a piece of media they own the rights to, then they should be legally required to sign the rights back over to the creator.

They shouldn't be allowed to just sit on the IP for the rest of time, especially if they have no intention of ever releasing it again.


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1 year ago

I really want to use these more

White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!


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1 year ago

Hi friends, I found a petition to save inside job. If you could sign it that'd be great :)

Change.org
Save Inside Job

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2 years ago

Fell free to call me crazy but that looks like a petrified wraith

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2 years ago

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

2 years ago

i love u unconventional ways of showing affection


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2 years ago

There was one of those hyperspecific polls that had an option like “your grandfather told you war stories that he never told anyone else” and now I feel like I have to tell the story about how a spider saved my grandpa’s life in WWII and how my family doesn’t kill spiders because we owe our existence to that One Single Spider

2 years ago

religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from


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2 years ago

A bit louder for the people in the back!

"Oh, come on! That should be so obvious!"

-Adult watching kids cartoon


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2 years ago

Idk why my brain jumped to this, but the style of these guys reminds me of those old Frog and Toad books

Idk Why My Brain Jumped To This, But The Style Of These Guys Reminds Me Of Those Old Frog And Toad Books
... Frog

... frog


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2 years ago

dont even hesitate. reblog this.


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2 years ago

another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading


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2 years ago
Was Anyone Going To Tell Me That The Spongebob Musical Was On Paramount +, Or Was I Just Supposed To

Was anyone going to tell me that the Spongebob Musical was on Paramount +, or was I just supposed to find that out at 12:30 AM on a Tuesday?


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2 years ago
I Don't Know If I'm Crying Or Laughing 😂

I don't know if I'm crying or laughing 😂


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