Danab3ar - Danab3ars Daydreams

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Chef's Special

Tell everybody I’m rotten, That my heart is rancid, Hidden behind a candy coating. Go ahead, stuff them with the Heavily garnished dish you serve To make yourself look better. They will rave and crave more, Even as they’re bloated to bursting. Send them to me with heaps of sugar So I know they gorged on your Spiced up, juicy entrees with Me as the bitter center, You the martyred master chef. But I wasn’t the first to get fed Up with your poison (It seems to be your specialty) And I won’t be the last if you Refuse to see the one key Ingredient in every course: You

Remember to never give up 💪

Way true❤❤

some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about

you will in fact continue to have acne past the age of twenty

you will eventually hit a point where you start to feel icky inside if you go too long without eating some sort of vegetables

depending on your current level of athleticism/physical activity as well as the kind of activities you did as a kid/teenager, your joints may start acting whack in your twenties, despite what everyone says about that not happening until middle age

eventually you will reach a point where you wonder how you were able to stay up until 3am nearly every night and be perfectly fine the next day (and this moment will come much younger than you expect)

it is much harder to meet new people after you’re done with school than sitcoms would have you believe

don’t let society tell you shit: it is perfectly acceptable to live with your parents after you graduate, there’s no need to be broke and miserable just so you can have some misguided attempt at independence straight out of school

Writing Prompts

1. “I remember you, you’re the one who accidentally set the tavern on fire.”

2. “Did you have to wear those shoes? We are trying to rob a bank.”

3. “Sometimes when life gets stressful you just make some pudding and then lay on the floor.”

4. “If acting like an idiot was a job, I’d be the CEO.”

5. “Why are you wearing that? It’s 30 degrees out here! How are you not dying?”

6. “Can you stop raising the dead for one minute and help me with this pizza?”

7. “I’m laughing because I’m dead on the inside.”

8. “No stabbing people while we are here, okay?”

9. “Just because we hate each other doesn’t mean I don’t care about them.”

10. “You wanna catch these hands? I’m ready to throw down! Come over here! I’m so ready to-.”

11. “Want some potatoes? You look like you had a long day.”

12. “I love when I see that my plan has worked.”

13. “Where did you get those socks?”

14. “If you see me burst out of this room running you should start running too.”

15. “I’ll wrap your door in tinfoil.”

“How to fall in love

When someone shows you their soul, show yours in return.

Because this is how lovers meet;

An act of courage

And an act of surrender.”

Another Dana Painting

The Magic Man, 2017

please do not remove: photo credit -  Joe Lynn {x}

“repine : (transitive) To fail; to wane. (intransitive, now literary) To complain; to regret.”

— https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/repine (via kemeadows)