Latest Posts by darkgardenersoul - Page 2
"so how did you two meet"
she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate
BUCKYS BACK BUCKYS BACK BUCKYS BACK BUCKYS BACK BUCKYS BACK AAAAHHHHH
Honestly that's all I saw
Thunderbolts trailer but it’s just Bucky
Why do writers apologize for long fics? why aRE YOU SORRY FOR FEEDING US POOR, SORRY SOULS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK WE COULD EVER DREAM OF READING?? DO MICHELIN STAR CHEFS APOLOGIZE FOR COOKING THE MOST DIVINE FOOD EVER MADE??? DO THEY APOLOGIZE FOR NOURISHING OUR BODY AND SOULS????
Dear HR,
Please stop ghosting me, I'm not your toxic ex.
Thank you.
Deadpool 4 predictions
summer plans be like
periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.
Preferred place for a man to cum? 😏😏
To his senses
Me, I am bitches
it’s so crazy how many mid movies r made every year that u wouldve never learned abt if ur mutual didnt want to fuck an actor that plays in them
“my sweet boy” and it will be the worst person known to mankind
they thells she shells by the he whore
I love tumblr. Why? Because I can be horny or depressed in peace.
me when the READER in the X READER has a name:
like babe the fic ate but i do NOT look like an Aurora🙁
why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time
Pipe expanding machine
She is me, I am her
I KINDA NEED THOSE RN
Oh I’m tempted…
Catch me on Ao3 promoting unsafe sex, huge age gaps, adultery, and blasphemy.
“its been a long week” me on a Tuesday
fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”