Latest Posts by darkgardenersoul - Page 3
no offense but the cutest thing to me is random little kisses like not even, on the lips just, when someone kisses you on the temple or like?? the top of your head or anywhere honestly its just rlly cute and I’m suffering
U ever catch urself clenching the living SHIT out of your jaw for no reason ....calm down queen nothing's happening.......yet
I like calm men. Men who don’t shout or break things when they’re mad. Men who tell you exactly how they feel. Men who communicate. Men who talk you in a gentle, low voice telling you what made them mad or what you did wrong, but never blame you and make you feel bad about it.
Everyone talks about how their world crushed when they found out Santa wasn't real, but for me it was when I learned that clouds are vapors.
You wouldn’t understand
the feminine urge to frustrate a man
Fictional men who have the "it's ok to murder but it's never ok to disrespect your wife" energy >>>>
i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck
Babe, listen
Your fic isn’t a flop, it’s a cult classic. Only the coolest freaks like it, don’t worry about it, it’s great.
I don't mean to alarm you, but I only throw curveballs in Pokemon Go. My finger dexterity is off the charts
You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t
I will defend them with my life
Bitches be like girl dinner this girl dinner that y'all just have EDs
i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do
Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
Sometimes I want to go live in Australia, but then I remember that the wildlife there is on steroids.