Latest Posts by dave-millerr - Page 2
[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
Reddit????
I didn’t even- I don’t have another account?? Someone falsely reported me. Do I have a chance of being unbanned?
Dave, what is your opinion about this image?
" Wh.. what the hell?? That ain’t what a baby looks like! "
" William, calm down. That’s a fully grown man dressed up as a baby. "
" Oh. Well, I don' like it. "
Jack can I get some of that jack-ussy 😍
(THIS IS A JOKE! NOT SRS.)
" … count your days. " Dave does not seem amused by that. Jack pauses, glaring at Dave out of the corner of his eye. " They were joking, William. "
@owlthehybrid Smol, creature, and tux
@madmunchiesmuller cloud, loaf, and shorthair
@garrysaskblog little shit, orange, skrunkly
@ross-yippee skrunkly, void and shorthair
NOW
what am I???
WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS
I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!
O h !
which one though.
(Art by @mushoki)
You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery. How safe are you?
Thanks for tagging me @artsy-girl-76 @schnarfer @oonajaeadira @jeewrites (I’m so sorry if I missed anyone!)
Does this guy count?
YOU GUYS. It told me the gif was “too big”…. I’m not safe AT ALL 😅
Tagging @burntheedges @grogusmum @perfectly-imperfect-me23 @ishabull @davnittbraes
SON-??? 😭😭
so ehmmm I like legs and thighs
Who was your first ever fictional crush?
Here's mine
the shit?
HOLY—
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
Listen up!
You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
Yes.
Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in
Tumblr will follow up and help them.
Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.
And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.
You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.
This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.
hi I’m Vincent
I was born to two homeless drug addicts and got taken away from them at 18 months old!!! I was developmentally delayed to functioning at a six month old’s level. I got adopted by my cousin and her husband who’s probably at least manipulative in some way!!! She hits me wherever she can when I mouth off to her and compares me to my neurotypical six year old nephew. Also I managed to get onto the Hub at seven years old. I’m trans and my parents shut that conversation down whenever I bring it up.
Anyways I brought gummy roadkill!!
@madmunchiesmuller @ross-yippee
Omg does anybody wanna do like a tag game where we basically do that trauma salad trend???
For those that haven't seen it, the basic format is: "Hi my name is *name here* and *insert traumatic story here* and I brought *type of candy (skittles, twizzlers, etc)*!"
just gonna tag some people who might wanna do this but anybody can join in!
@bralnwashed @madigankrauss @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @aceofspades42 @noblehouseofgay
“anglerfish mating”
…. 🙂
shiiiii who do I tag
@ross-yippee @garrysaskblog
last google search, go
um. Tag four people.
what do they make sewer tunnels out of
@ncc1701ohno @affixjoy @the-magpieprince @twinkboimler
(ok just to clarify that was actually Pandemonium shouting that at Owl)
MINIGAME MINIGAME
| He dives into a portal AWAY FROM YOU. |
Ford takes a step back.
" Right.. sorry. I was just curious. Didn’t know it was a touchy subject. "
Nico look
[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]
" Later on. From an accident. "
Roger’s tone is closed off, trying to make it obvious he doesn’t want to talk about that. Ford doesn’t seem to notice. " How interesting! Did you ask to have the operation done? "
" No. No, I didn’t. "
Nico look
[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]
" Ah, right! "
Ford clicks his pen, seemingly eager to question Roger. The phone headed man seemed nervous, glancing between Owl and Ford in a way only a phone could. With a few clicks, Roger spoke. " So..? "
" Where did you get that phone from? Were you born with it, or did you acquire it later on? "
Nico look
[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]
I FIXED IT JEEBUS
(/j im glad the community corrected me)
My DSAF Headcanons!
woof, I forgot to post these-!
also, these are all of the characters (from DSAF) that could pop up in my replies.
Jack
Jack is transmasc, gay, and polyamorous. He used he/them/it pronouns.
I interpret and portray Jack as neutral, leaning towards Legacy.
He does not reciprocate Dave’s affections. It’s more like stalking than a healthy, loving relationship.
He is a pussy haver if anyone wanted to know that. (Looking at my friend group-)
Jack is dramatically underweight and very skeletal in appearance. If the orange makeup is washed off, he has rotting green skin underneath.
He’s 5'10.
Dave
Dave identifies as a genderfawn pansexual. He uses he/them pronouns.
Dave is a very silly person most of the time, but he can be cunning and dangerous at times. Really harassing him is the only way to get this sort of behavior out of him. Personality-wise, I would compare him to a mix of canon Dave and book William.
He’s really only on good terms with Jack. The Phone Guys, Matt, Dee, and Henry are all tired of his antics.
Dave is physically a male, not quite a human, but humanoid enough to have sex with Jack.
Like Jack, Dave is underweight. The only reason he isn’t a human is because he’s a cryptid.
He has an unhealthy obsession with harassing the phone guys.
He’s 6'0.
Steven
Steven is a transmasculine gay polyamorous man. He uses the pronouns he/it.
He's going out with Matt.
Steven used to be a war medic, serving in Vietnam for a bit.
Like all the other phone guys, he has a wire tail that can plug into any standard U.S. wall outlet.
He survives after the events of the first DSAF game, now living in Jack’s basement.
Foxy is still his favorite animatronic.
Steven’s about 7 feet tall, the phone adds a foot in height to him.
Peter
Peter is a cisgender bi-curious man. He uses he/him pronouns.
He’s really just a tired older brother dealing with Jack and Dave’s bullshittery.
Peter was the second sibling to die.
He’s aware of Dee being the Puppet, and hates Dave for killing his sister.
He lives with Jack, technically owning the house but not being the one to pay the bills.
Peter owns a shotgun and is a shitty aim with it.
Peter’s also 7 feet tall.
Matt
Matt is an agender gay guy. They use they/he pronouns.
They are a banshee-human hybrid, being a Latino too.
They are physically incapable of not smiling.
Unlike the majority of the Fazbender employees, Matt is actually a living being. Well, half-living.
Matt lives in whatever Fazbender location he’s currently in.
He has had sex with some of the plushies. They bought the plushies afterwards though.
Matt is 5'7.
Dee
Dee is a cisgender aroace girl. She uses she/her pronouns.
Mentally, Dee hasn’t aged all that much, so Jack and Peter still need to parent her.
She’s about as powerful as FNAF’s puppet.
Because the Puppet itself is a male, she gets called a boy way too often. She’s very eager to correct you if you mess that up.
Dee’s box is in the corner of Jack’s bedroom. She can’t sleep without him nearby.
Dee has witnessed Matt yiffing plushies. She locks her music box at night because of it.
Dee is about 8 feet tall, but was 4'11 at death.
Henry
Henry is a cisgender bisexual man. He uses he/void/it pronouns.
Void doesn’t exactly have a soul anymore. If it did, his soul would be a lot like Mr. Shade’s - too impure to redeem.
The void that covers its body is like an infection. It has been sealed away in the Flipside to prevent the infection from spreading.
Void has an impressively large vocabulary, being very annoying about it, too. It’ll correct you on your grammar, suggest different words you could use, etc. Almost like Grammarly as a person.
Henry served in the Second World War, and this desensitized it to death and bloodshed.
Void is morbidly obese.
Henry is 5'9.
Harry
Harry is a cisgender gay man. He uses he/him pronouns.
Harry’s about the same age as Steven.
He has chased people with brooms and will do it again.
He definitely started the group chat between all of the phone guys. He’s the mom friend.
Harry served in Vietnam, so he bonded with Steven over that and being some of the first phones to be made.
He lives with Jake and Walt down the street from Jack and the others.
Harry’s 6'11.
Jake
Jake is a straight demiboy. He uses he/they pronouns.
He’s the butt of every joke about purple guys, without question.
Jake knows how to twerk and will sucker punch you if you call him 'Jack' on purpose.
He’s an alcoholic still, but he’s trying to quit for his son’s sake.
Every April Fools, Jake is the main reason everyone’s on edge. He’s a major prankster.
Jake lives with Harry and Walt down the street from Jack and the others.
Jake is 7 feet tall.
Roger
Roger is a cisgender gay man. He uses he/them/it pronouns.
He’s married to @owlthehybrid and a father.
Roger met Owl when he was crying under a party table.
He’s terrified of Jack, to the point where he’ll completely shut down and obey his boss blindly.
Roger has a generalized anxiety disorder.
He lives with Owl and their daughter Iris.
Roger is 6'8. The shortest of the phones.
Walt
Honestly, I got nothing on this guy. He’s just here for the vibes.
Saving this for later
pressure girlies appreciatuon!!!!!
" I just wanted a hug! "
Dave’s a lot like a skinny ass Saint Bernard. Large, affectionate, and loud.
" SPORTSYY? SPORTSY! " Dave doesn't seem to realize how loud he’s being.
“Jesus fuckin’- Can you manage t’ be ANY louder.”
It’s being sarcastic. Don’t get louder.
My Headcanons!
woof, I forgot to post these-!
also, these are all of the characters that could pop up in my replies. TW for mentioned alcoholism, stalking, child murder, war, PTSD, sex with objects, self-shipping, and headcanons. Lots and lots of ‘em.
DSAF
Jack
Jack is transmasc, gay, and polyamorous. He used he/them/it pronouns.
I interpret and portray Jack as neutral, leaning towards Legacy.
He does not reciprocate Dave’s affections. It’s more like stalking than a healthy, loving relationship.
He is a pussy haver if anyone wanted to know that. (Looking at my friend group-)
Jack is dramatically underweight and very skeletal in appearance. If the orange makeup is washed off, he has rotting green skin underneath.
He’s 5'10.
Dave
Dave identifies as a genderfawn pansexual. He uses he/them pronouns.
Dave is a very silly person most of the time, but he can be cunning and dangerous at times. Really harassing him is the only way to get this sort of behavior out of him. Personality-wise, I would compare him to a mix of canon Dave and book William.
He’s really only on good terms with Jack. The Phone Guys, Matt, Dee, and Henry are all tired of his antics.
Dave is physically a male, not quite a human, but humanoid enough to have sex with Jack.
Like Jack, Dave is underweight. The only reason he isn’t a human is because he’s a cryptid.
He has an unhealthy obsession with harassing the phone guys.
He’s 6'0.
Steven
Steven is a transmasculine gay polyamorous man. He uses the pronouns he/it.
He's going out with Matt.
Steven used to be a war medic, serving in Vietnam for a bit.
Like all the other phone guys, he has a wire tail that can plug into any standard U.S. wall outlet.
He survives after the events of the first DSAF game, now living in Jack’s basement.
Foxy is still his favorite animatronic.
Steven’s about 7 feet tall, the phone adds a foot in height to him.
Peter
Peter is a cisgender bi-curious man. He uses he/him pronouns.
He’s really just a tired older brother dealing with Jack and Dave’s bullshittery.
Peter was the second sibling to die.
He’s aware of Dee being the Puppet, and hates Dave for killing his sister.
He lives with Jack, technically owning the house but not being the one to pay the bills.
Peter owns a shotgun and is a shitty aim with it.
Peter’s also 7 feet tall.
Matt
Matt is an agender gay guy. They use they/he pronouns.
They are a banshee-human hybrid, being a Latino too.
They are physically incapable of not smiling.
Unlike the majority of the Fazbender employees, Matt is actually a living being. Well, half-living.
Matt lives in whatever Fazbender location he’s currently in.
He has had sex with some of the plushies. They bought the plushies afterwards though.
Matt is 5'7.
Dee
Dee is a cisgender aroace girl. She uses she/her pronouns.
Mentally, Dee hasn’t aged all that much, so Jack and Peter still need to parent her.
She’s about as powerful as FNAF’s puppet.
Because the Puppet itself is a male, she gets called a boy way too often. She’s very eager to correct you if you mess that up.
Dee’s box is in the corner of Jack’s bedroom. She can’t sleep without him nearby.
Dee has witnessed Matt yiffing plushies. She locks her music box at night because of it.
Dee is about 8 feet tall, but was 4'11 at death.
Henry
Henry is a cisgender bisexual man. He uses he/void/it pronouns.
Void doesn’t exactly have a soul anymore. If it did, his soul would be a lot like Mr. Shade’s - too impure to redeem.
The void that covers its body is like an infection. It has been sealed away in the Flipside to prevent the infection from spreading.
Void has an impressively large vocabulary, being very annoying about it, too. It’ll correct you on your grammar, suggest different words you could use, etc. Almost like Grammarly as a person.
Henry served in the Second World War, and this desensitized it to death and bloodshed.
Void is morbidly obese.
Henry is 5'9.
Harry
Harry is a cisgender gay man. He uses he/him pronouns.
Harry’s about the same age as Steven.
He has chased people with brooms and will do it again.
He definitely started the group chat between all of the phone guys. He’s the mom friend.
Harry served in Vietnam, so he bonded with Steven over that and being some of the first phones to be made.
He lives with Jake and Walt down the street from Jack and the others.
Harry’s 6'11.
Jake
Jake is a straight demiboy. He uses he/they pronouns.
He’s the butt of every joke about purple guys, without question.
Jake knows how to twerk and will sucker punch you if you call him 'Jack' on purpose.
He’s an alcoholic still, but he’s trying to quit for his son’s sake.
Every April Fools, Jake is the main reason everyone’s on edge. He’s a major prankster.
Jake lives with Harry and Walt down the street from Jack and the others.
Jake is 7 feet tall.
Roger
Roger is a cisgender gay man. He uses he/them/it pronouns.
He’s married to @owlthehybrid and a father.
Roger met Owl when he was crying under a party table.
He’s terrified of Jack, to the point where he’ll completely shut down and obey his boss blindly.
Roger has a generalized anxiety disorder.
He lives with Owl and their daughter Iris.
Roger is 6'8. The shortest of the phones.
Gravity Falls
I have two different AUs. One where Stan didn’t survive Weirdmageddon, falling out of the Fearamid during his argument with Ford, and one that’s more similar to Canon. For this post, I’ll talk about the latter.
Stanford
Ford is an aroace man. He uses he/him pronouns. Also, Bill is the absolute closest he ever got to having a sexual or romantic relationship.
His PhDs are in microbiology, chemistry, astrophysics, physics, and psychology. The others are honorary degrees.
Like Dipper, Ford chews on pens.
He has autism and PTSD, having a hard time with understanding jokes and being sensitive to touch and sound.
He’s legally married to Old Goldie, since Stan married it under his brother’s name.
Ford has both nearsightedness and farsightedness.
He’s about 6'2. Just slightly taller than Stan.
Stanley
Stan is bisexual and panromantic. He uses he/him pronouns.
He’s going out with Fiddleford, who I’ll talk about later. This technically makes him Tate’s stepfather even though they aren’t married. Stan ended up adopting Soos off screen.
He has autism, like his brother. His is a lot more like Mabel’s, where he’s outgoing and loud. He’s not naive because he has experience in life, though.
Stan was an alcoholic. The Pitt cola thing is his replacement for alcohol because the twins came to stay with him.
He has an inferiority complex, seeing himself as less than his brother. Stan has little to no concern for other people’s possessions or emotions, but this is more apathy than spite.
Like Ford, he has nearsightedness and farsightedness. He also has cataracts.
Stan’s 6'1.
Dipper
Dipper is transmasc, asexual, and demiromantic. He uses he/him.
After being possessed by Bill, he gained golden streaks in his hair. His father was, understandably, confused and angry at Stan for allowing his son to dye his hair. He only believed Dipper when he figured out he couldn’t wash the streaks out.
Dipper’s autism presents itself like Ford’s. He takes jokes seriously, and is sensitive to sound. He also struggles with hygiene. He also has PTSD.
He gets braces immediately after coming home from Oregon, to his annoyance.
The reason Stan and Dipper butted heads was because of how loud Stan was and how Dipper reminded Stan of Ford.
He would definitely be obsessed with the Five Nights at Freddy’s series, probably making fangames for it.
He’s going to be about 5’11 when he grows up.
Mabel
Mabel is a pansexual cisgender girl. She uses she/her pronouns.
She has autism. Her autism shows itself in the same way Stan’s does, but she has more support than he did.
Mabel would date Pacifica if she could.
She would definitely be the babysitter of the family.
The reason she and Ford didn’t really interact is because she was intimidated by Ford to a degree and Ford was irritated by her.
Mabel would probably grow up to be a marriage counselor or therapist.
She’s going to be about 5’8 when she grows up.
Fiddleford
Fiddleford is a bisexual cisgender man. He uses he/him pronouns.
He actually stowed away on the Stan’O’War II and came with the Stan twins on their journey to the Antarctic.
Fidds occasionally walks on all-fours out of habit, so the palms of his hands and the bottoms of his feet have thick skin.
Tate didn’t actually abandon him. Fidds actively refused his help, so Tate gave up. You can’t help someone that doesn’t want help. He also may have tried to kill his wife, but he was in a state of insanity at that time.
He’s around the same level of intelligence as Ford, having a PhD in mechanical engineering.
Fidds is about the same age as the Stan twins.
He, standing up straight, would be 6’3.
Dave blinked, his neck craning to look down at Jack.
" Sorry, Sportsy! I was just excited to see you! "
He seems genuinely apologetic.
" SPORTSYY? SPORTSY! " Dave doesn't seem to realize how loud he’s being.
“Jesus fuckin’- Can you manage t’ be ANY louder.”
It’s being sarcastic. Don’t get louder.
Ford stumbles to answer the question.
" Oh, hello, Owl! I just.. uh.. wanted to inspect how your spouse’s head works there. It’s very interesting! Nowhere in the multiverse have I seen a person like that! "
Roger clings to Owl.
Nico look
[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]
And then Roger just barges in with Ford right behind. " OWL SWEETHEART HELP THIS GUY’S TRYING TO INSPECT MY NECK. "
Nico look
[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]
SIGMA FILES???
@owlthehybrid @madmunchiesmuller @garrysaskblog @ross-yippee
so...what if I started a tag list...for once...
MINES THE DOCUMENT GAY I'M CRYINGGGGG 😭😭
anyways @choppedsouldreamer @x-minxyyy-x @prometheus2007 @cookiecat-7388 @colatheartz69
I refuse to suffer alone.
“Dave, Dave Dave Dave. Hey
. kebab. “ @music-blaster
" Kebab! "
Dave seems excited. His neck cranes around you, looking for any hidden kebabs.
I fucking love you
squeals and hugs you
throws Repulsive, The Caretaker, Nero’s Day At Disneyland, Avicii and Streetlight Manifesto at you and runs
@owlthehybrid @madmunchiesmuller and @garrysaskblog
Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...
will wood
will wood and the tapeworms
Tally hall
Miracle musical
mitski
jackstuber
joe hawley
that handsome devil
chonny jash
tom leher
ghost and pals
maretu
6arelyhuman
odetari
penelope scott
rio romeo
cuarteto de nos
riki musso
santiago tavella
laufey
taylor swift
radiohead
marina
weezer
the beatles
tv girl
billie ellish
milk in the microwave
bo burnham
fish in a birdcage
toby fox
lemon demon
sarah and the safe word
asteria
artic monkeys
they might be giants
my chemical romance
green day
gorillaz
ado
melanie martinez
the strokes
evanecense
glass animals
soddiken
the scary jokes
whatever Your favorite martian was smoking
tyler, the creator
the crane wives
the living tombstone
cavetown
mindless self indulgance
the orion experience
hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)
heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)
ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)
steam powered giraffe
kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)
21 pilots
Sir Chloe
hazbin hotel soundtrack
paparrapa the rapper soundtrack
sonic soundtrack
or the omori soundtrack
edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence
you kill a revived god
@owlthehybrid
A mirror breaks