mind control
so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
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it actually takes 136 years to draw one line. so think about that next time you want to be mean to an artist
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.
it’s my birthday today!!
you can reblog this post or any of my arts from my blog, I would really appreciate that! I’m very grateful for all of your feedback and support from these last years, you are the audience I could only dream of.
if you want, you can donate to me on my hipolink! I want to try to save up for a new phone, so it will be very useful to me.
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my cute pig of luck
new years party decor
reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™
daryl doodles <3
"You think you're informed just because you read a bunch of grainy PDFs?"
Yeah man. Reading scholarly works on a topic informs you on that topic. That's how this works.
Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.
A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history
file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
I need a movie where Misha Collins plays a gay angel that falls in love with a bisexual cowboy played by Jensen Ackles. Their names are Cassius and Daniel, Cas and Dan. Jared Padalecki plays Daniel’s younger brother, Samson. It’s a blatant ripoff of SPN. The quality is extremely shitty and the budget was $40. Misha is wearing a pair of shitty $12 angel wings from Amazon and a cardboard halo. Jensen has a water gun instead of a real one. For some reason Samson is a mime, dressed in full mime ensemble, and breaks the fourth wall via miming his frustration about how Daniel and Cassius won’t get together. It has a laugh track and uses those “oohs” and “ahhs” and gasps that were in those early 2000s disney channel shows. Whenever Daniel shoots his gun you just hear Jensen making “pew pew pew pew” noises as red water squirts out.
please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)
realizing
Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room
i love it here
You're sacred and they're starved And there you are to tear apart
i just love reading fanfiction because it's easy and safe. i already know that i adore these characters, now let me see those little guys in situations
i always wanted to be as warm as a freshly printed sheet of paper
i love reaching for things it makes me feel like jamiroquai