digitallangell - yaoi eating machine
yaoi eating machine

he/him, 18, a museum of anything i've ever loved

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5 months ago

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

5 months ago

bisexuals be like "!!" after every word or sentence

5 months ago

one of the many reasons Fleabag is so heartbreaking and relatable is because no one ever chose her. Not her family. Not her lovers. Not her supposed “soulmate”. The one person that picked her died. She was no one’s choice or option, not even to herself. The way we can feel her loneliness through the screen is enough to make me collapse into a mess of tears on the ground and shake uncontrollably

5 months ago

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

5 months ago

woke up and immediately checked the news to make sure they hadn't caught him

5 months ago
a variation of the "jesse what the fuck are you talking about?" breaking bad meme. In the first image, jesse says "april was your cottagecore fingerstyle folk phase". In the second, walter says "what?" Jesse says "may was your mcbling strut pop season" "june was your liminal instrumental soundtrack moment". In the last image, walter says "jesse what the fuck are you talking about?"

got my wrapped

5 months ago

in the stripped club. straight up "rising it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My lazarus

5 months ago
Google Photos Is So Funny. Three Years Since Fish In Da Sink

google photos is so funny. three years since fish in da sink

5 months ago

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

5 months ago

go white boy goooo

5 months ago

People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

5 months ago
Sammy's Emogirl Laptop Stickers You Will Always Be Famous To Me
Sammy's Emogirl Laptop Stickers You Will Always Be Famous To Me

sammy's emogirl laptop stickers you will always be famous to me

5 months ago
(look At What I Have To Offer) — This Is The Spider's Nest.

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

5 months ago

kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

5 months ago
Help He’s So Awkward I Love Him

Help he’s so awkward I love him

5 months ago

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

5 months ago
“ — Are You Sorry? — Are You Kidding? ”

“ — are you sorry? — are you kidding? ”

[we both reached for the gun — chicago musical]

5 months ago
Supernatural Crossing - More Animals...

supernatural crossing - more animals...

5 months ago

He's literally me fr

He's Literally Me Fr
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