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Everyone in Ketterdam: Kaz is a demon. Kaz is a monster. Kaz is a creature that crawled out of the gutter

Inej: Kaz is a boy. also he’s my boy

The crew from six of crows and the crew from Disney's atlantis give off the exact same vibes i will not be taking criticism

So shadow and bone is out and I have not yet seen an edit of Kaz doing shady stuff to You're gonna go far kid by the offspring. Please explain

Inej: Wait, why would Heleen get the Crow Club?

Kaz: *shoving bread sticks in his coat pockets* i gotta go

Please explain to me why no one is talking about jesper calling kaz "boss"

They’ll both want our heads once we show up without the Sun Summoner.

Shadow and Bone 1.08: No Mourners

the darkling thought he was the most dramatic bitch on the block and then kaz brekker shows up and blows a street up in his face as a cool exit strategy

DAVID KOSTYK AND THE DARKLING Shadow and Bone, ‘The Heart is an Arrow.’

Kaz “Dirtyhands” Brekker: no-nonsense, runs the Crow Club, leader of the Dregs Also Kaz Brekker: “I’ll get the goat.”

Things i need when shadow and bone comes out: an edit of Kaz absolutely wrecking someone's shit while You're gonna go far kid by the offspring plays in the background

new pronouns just dropped:

- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”

- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats

- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.

Ever broken up with your best friend? Wouldn't recommend it because it fucking sucks

my hand: -pouring something-

me: hoe don't do it

my hand: -starts to shake-

me: oh my god

Wylan, running to kaz: hey

Kaz: ˢʰʰʰ ᶦⁿᵉʲ ᶦˢ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖᶦⁿᵍ

Wylan: ᵒʰ ᵒᵏ ˢᵒʳʳʸ

Kaz: ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵘᵖ

Wylan: ᵗʰᵉ ˢˡᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵒⁿ ᶠᶦʳᵉ

Kaz: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation.

Matthais: All the time!?

Kaz: Then you should be used to it by now, bitchboy.

this was difficult because they’re all feral or cowboys

Kaz: idk maybe I’m just a bad person

Inej:

Kaz: this is where you say “no kaz, you are a great person, we love you,”

Inej:

Inej: but you aren’t ?!?

Kaz: then fuckin lie

Inej: Uh...Should I be concerned?

Kaz: [Dragging a body bag up the stairs] Nope.

Wylan: I don’t know what to do about Jesper!

Kaz: Whatever you do just don’t ask Inej for advice, she has terrible taste in men.

Wylan: Aren’t you her boyfriend…?

Kaz: Yeah exactly. Have you met me?

jesper: you look nice

kaz: i am an atrocity to god but thank you

Here is my contribution to the Six of Crows fandom

Kaz: We both look great tonight.

Inej: You know, if you just said “you look great tonight”, I would’ve said “so do you”.

Kaz: I couldn’t take the chance.

Kaz: and wylan will act as bait.

Jesper: Wylan can’t act as bait! He’ll get hurt. Right Wylan?

Wylan, banging his fist on the table: Bait! Bait! Bait! Bait! Bait!

Kaz: pretty much when ever a crew member questions whether what just happened was supposed to happen.