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The two real heroes of Six of Crows😌

Colm: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE

Colm: *throwing water bottles* DRINK UP

Kaz: uh...

Inej: he's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us

Colm: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU

Wylan, crying: it's working

i made a guide for ppl

Nico and Percy’s dynamic in BotL is honestly the funniest fucking thing because Percy’s this emotionally exhausted 15 year old who is the sole person concerned about this feral 11 year old street urchin that wants to kill him…Chiron and the rest of the camp are just like ‘sometimes, children are homeless and they die. what can you do😔‘ and Percy’s just like ‘no???? we need to make sure he’s eating???? and that he’s not captured by an army of monsters???’ and Nico keeps trying to plot Percy’s downfall except he can’t actually come up with a plan because he’s Eleven or whatever and it’s just….remember when you were 15? remember what that felt like? now imagine being 15 and trying to wrangle an 11 year old that’s hissing and kicking your shins into brushing his teeth. imagine trying to tell this little asshole to go to bed before 10pm and he pulls out a fucking sword. how is someone supposed to handle that??? Percy surely doesn’t know! there’s a scene in BoO where Nico’s like ‘I don’t want to eat anything, but I know Percy would annoy the fuck out of me to force me to eat if he was here ugh’ sfkjsdfkj Percy literally had to CONDITION him into acting like a functioning person…and Percy’s inner monologue half the time is like ‘Yes I would kill for Nico di Angelo. Yes he is the worst person I know and I Will strangle him to death one day.’ like he doesn’t even completely like Nico as a person but everyone else is just chill with letting him run around by himself so Percy somehow ends up having to pseudo-parent this goth brat when he’s 15 and Barely Holding His Own Shit Together like….objectively an incredible dynamic lmao

nico: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the hell up

Percy: is it me?

nico: it’s always you

Percy preparing his Giant War speech: Look obviously we all want to die, but we have to get through this.

An important post from @charisjib on IG about inclusivity in art!

They are stunning.

percy saying how he’d fight nancy bobofit, bullies at school, gabe, monsters, and the gods bro this boy really said these hands rated E for everyone

Percy: Today I’m doing a top ten video of men I think should date my mom and be my new papa.

Percy: Coming in at dead fucking last is my stepdad Gabe. Fuck you Gabe. I hate you. Get out of this house.

Percy: Gimme my legos back.

tell me i’m wrong

the kyoshi warriors and the hunters of artemis are the same things in different fonts

if we don't see grover playing so yesterday by hilary duff on his pan pipes then what's even the point

reyna was really like "rip to jason but youre different" and percy straight up "I have a girlfriend"-ed her huh. a mess

sokka: wHeRe ArE tHe MeN wHo CaPtUrEd Us???????

kyoshi warriors: um we were the ones who captured you

sokka:

sharing these very happy mushrooms i saw on Facebook.

artist is @fairydropart ❤️🌸

requested by ash-the-sparrow-queen

Season 1 + Season 2

Me: *pauses writing to check tumblr for 0.5 seconds*

My muse: Father is… abandoning me? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this document.

percy jackson fans really won with this one

i made a guide for ppl

Zuko trying to convince them to let him join team avatar like:

Oh look my percy Jackson obsession is back

nico: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the hell up

Percy: is it me?

nico: it’s always you

Inexplicable

I just realised Declan Lynch and Justin Russo from Wizards of Waverly Place give me the same vibe